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November 24, 2009


Last night I went to a wine tasting event. The sommelier was a lesbian, the owner had food stuck in his teeth. I hated all the wine bar one or two. The food was incredible. But it is a wonder I could eat at all with all the other revolting people there. There was a couple I despised the most. The man was dressed in a maroon velvet dinner jacket white shirt, no tie. The woman was dressed in an outfit that looked pieced together from airport duty free shops. I guess she was an airline stewardess cause her hair was tied back the right way. I guess he was just a general prick?

Today I had¬†diarrhoea¬†and every time I shit I have their two ghastly faces in my mind – them fawning over one another. She was practically melting into him. His back was straight but he was turned towards her as she sat around the giant table next to him. He wore a wedding ring. But he looked at her intently with every sip from his wine glass. With certainty it was the same face he has when he tries to drink deeply from her pussy. Only between her legs is as tidy and nothing untoward down there if her nose job is anything to go by. He could suck all night and he wouldn’t get anything from her. Not even a squeal.

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