> ——-Original Message——-
> From: John Davidson <XXCENSOREDXX@hotmail.com>
> To: Emma Davidson <XXCENSOREDXX>
> Subject: RE: The pics you have all been waiting for
> Sent: 26 Mar ‘10 03:01
>
> How do you get your comp to print in blue. this one always prints black/
> Just found your bosses email address, pure arse. Wehad tinned rasps in cold
> carton custard, bloody terrible, so I thought to lookover some of your
> creations to brighten my tastebuds/thoughts up a bit, and there was
> your bosses Email! Fark
> YER MOTHER SEEMSTO HAVE DISAPPEARED INTO THE BLUE, She only lives a cats
> piss away but Aint seem her for a week. Still I rememberwhen I used to
> visit her father, which evebtually became so hideously boring. the old man
> snoring in his cair at 9a.m. in the morningand dribbling long greasyones
> from his lips and snout. Fark old age is so unsjghtly. I only visited him
> to pay him 25 shillings per week to be allowedto drive and upkeep his
> Meteor car. I HADn’t the with to chargehim gararing fees,etc. I never liked
> the old crunt so I am feeling that it is only fair to Rose I should allow
> her the freedom to not come and waste her valuable Death notice searching
> and weeding ‘our’ garden. Bollox ‘n’fark. Cheers to my two friends. Ihope
> you check the freezer regularly?
March 26, 2010
THE JOHN DAVIDSON FAN CLUB #32
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What a freakin’ legend. I wish my parents were this cool.
Comment by thenakedsnail — March 26, 2010 @ 17:14
He will adopt anyone. If you want in, let me know.
Comment by Lektrogirl — March 26, 2010 @ 17:23