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April 8, 2010

VOMIT SHIT BUG

I don’t have it but I got the day off today. I will be working remotely on the end of year accounts. Last night I had a rainy strange dream that I was back working at Katharine Hamnett with the lawyer wearing a ginger wig, the PA, the rest of the staff all mixed in back to when I was also the visual merchandiser at Urban Outfitters when the first store opened here on Kensington High Street. I will put the crazy dreams down to eating too much with the Cardinal at El Parador – the Portuguese restaurant in Mornington Crescent I am eternally grateful to Mrs Kipling for introducing it to me [and the rest of the Lady Gang.] We had a roast beetroot, raddiccio and pinenut dish I am craving right now!

Mutts is having a hysterectomy today and my sister and I are discussing gross out facts like pads in the vagina to stop it from growing over after the op, her cat Harley stealing chicken right out of my niece Chloe’s mouth, telling the kids I ate brain and the look of horror on their faces, Dad will live to 100 and will definitely keep lying until his final moment as to how he has fallen out of his chair [third time today in as many weeks - just waiting for the other hip to snap...], reminiscing about Cherry Choc Wedges at the Royal Hobart Hospital kiosk and their demise, eating tongue or tripe in Scotland. It was a nice sisterly moment that doesn’t always happen between us.

I am counting down the days until I see my fambles again – on the 24th I will be touching down at Hobart International Airport. I’m not joking. It really is a slightly fancy giant corrugated iron shed.

2 Comments »

  1. … u r mad at us because we let you ate the brain .. so we didn’t get any cake from you. will there be a time you can forgive?

    Comment by daniel — April 8, 2010 @ 12:43

  2. actually the brain part – “the clouds” – weren’t that bad. it was pretty good – tasted like chicken loaf or something. it is just the stuff from the middle of the plate that makes me feel super ill. like eating meat and cinnamon flavoured warm glue with dissolving meat chunks in it.
    dont worry daniel – you were never in trouble! and just think – i will be able to terrorise my niece and nephews with brain monster stories for eternity [or at least until they are old enough not to be scared by such pranks]

    Comment by Lektrogirl — April 8, 2010 @ 13:43

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