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June 29, 2010

THE JOHN DAVIDSON FANCLUB #41

From: John Davidson [mailto:XXCENSOREDXX]
Sent: 29 June 2010 05:01
To: Emma Davidson
Subject: RE: back from nantes

Hi 2 u. I bin to Nntes – quite a long time ago, went with some (well, all of her ecept her farkin brains. Why would she be with me? She could parlez France. She was a school teacher, all of whom are quite queer. Still she was honest. I could rely on her leaving some FRANCS IN THE HAT WHILE (fark caps lock) blew my bollocks off playin La Compasita along the boulevardes. Yeah being young wasn’t all bad. Gtting them preggars was the curse!sounds likeyou had a good time . Good on you. You only have one shot at living kiddo. MY REGARD TO MISS fERRET, who looks after her when you scarper into the wilds of Europe. How’d you like YOURcountry being ruled by a Welshe woman from Barry – near Cardiff? She’s a lot brighter thabn the predecessor, Kevin Rudd. God love us. He blondes his hair. Still not hitting it off with your sister.. Not him you dick. ME Don’t think I’ll ever be on good terms with her. Bollox, anyhow. CHEERS to my 2 Friends. Meeow ya hairy bastardXXXXXX Luv ex yer Dad

6 Comments »

  1. reader feedback – i (sort of) enjoy your blog but this john davidson stuff’s not that interesting

    Comment by daniel — June 29, 2010 @ 19:30

  2. maybe not to you but dad has a lot of fans

    Comment by Lektrogirl — June 29, 2010 @ 19:37

  3. i don’t like him

    Comment by daniel — June 29, 2010 @ 21:18

  4. I’d question Daniel’s taste. Maybe he’s here for the gross pictures of diseases. Now personally, they’re a bit much for me, and I’m not wild about your music [I don't understand it, in the same way I don't understand freeform jazz], but everything else rocks. And what rocks most of all are the JD bulletins from Tasmania/ reluctant-decrepitude. I’m sure I’m not alone in that.

    Comment by Mrs K — June 29, 2010 @ 21:30

  5. thing is, this isnt the first time daniel has said he doesnt like the john davidson fan club. i didn’t listen to him the first time and i’m not listening to him now. next time dad does ask me how daniel is doing these days i will be sure to tell him daniel doesn’t like him. and then i am sure dad will say “who the fuck is daniel lee”. and i will say “some guy who used to hate my blog because it was about him. now he hates me blog because it isn’t about him.”

    Comment by Lektrogirl — June 29, 2010 @ 21:46

  6. My taste is good. I’m not being nasty but I’m giving you my feedback, as I’m entitled to do, which you can choose to ignore if you wish.

    Comment by daniel — June 30, 2010 @ 17:27

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