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July 7, 2010


With a day at home, armed with a great online translator, it was with great endeavour I registered myself on a FRENCH dating website. It wasn’t easy because I don’t know what all those stupid things are called – and the French idea of a classically dressed man is not going to be the same as mine – and then I mixed up hair and eyes when describing myself and said I had grey hair and brown eyes.

It was with a feeling of great triumph when I activated my profile and took a look at the gentlemen in France who can speak English that this website suggests might be appropriate possible matches.

UNBELIEVABLE. I haven’t had such a laugh in ages.

Maybe worthy of a mention, there were EIGHTY FOUR pages of this.


  1. For fuck’s sake say you are in Paris.

    Comment by valeria — July 7, 2010 @ 19:00

  2. My Telephone Psychic advised me. Best advice ever!

    Comment by Lektrogirl — July 7, 2010 @ 19:16

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