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November 8, 2010

WHY I HATE FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES

So I wrote:

was about to have a gigantic facebook “vomit” all over the place and really bust loose is a post held back kind of way for the last two weeks of sickness and lose the fucking plot mate just because im closer 40 than 30 and really dont give a fuck. i did that the other day to anthony in person when he left me in a house with flies and no food and upset him. instead i decided to show my maturity and am “being nice” like sarah lee would be. but it would feel SO FUCKING GOOD. just so you all know.

Pressed the buttonĀ  SHARE

And I get:

Status too long

Your status update is too long. The maximum status length is 420 characters, but it is 498 characters long.
NOW I REALLY WANT TO BLOW A FUCKING GASKIT.

6 Comments »

  1. FECESBOOK

    Comment by Dragan — November 9, 2010 @ 07:49

  2. Fesse (butt) bouc (male goat)

    Comment by Pascal — November 9, 2010 @ 09:29

  3. Gasket* ;)

    Comment by Ryanooo — November 13, 2010 @ 23:21

  4. Yeah Olia deleted her Facebook profile yesterday!!

    Comment by Dragan — November 14, 2010 @ 16:16

  5. If you ain’t gonna update this blog Google will remove you from the Internet.

    Comment by Dragan — November 22, 2010 @ 14:39

  6. This guy thinks quite different about facebook:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syEGqpThl7o

    Comment by Dragan — November 26, 2010 @ 18:33

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