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July 7, 2007

SCREAM

June 5, 2007

MOVE BITCH

Fuck Shanita Blah Blah, this one is for XXCENSOREDXX

This morning I was woken up at 6am by a phone call. Thinking it was someone from home calling to tell my there was something wrong with my Dad I answered, only to discover it was Paul’s ex-girlfriend calling, wasted, looking for Paul.

OH NO! The fight’s out
I’ma ’bout to punch yo…lights out
Get the FUCK back, guard ya grill
There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still
I’ve been drankin’ and bustin’ two
and I been thankin’ of bustin’ you
Upside ya motherfuckin’ forehead
And if your friends jump in, “Ohhh gurrlll”, they’ll be mo’ dead

What is it that Paul used to say when I was in a bad mood? Something like “Watch out for da big gurrrl!!”

HO!

Lucky for her, I am not standing near enough to her with a jewel encrusted mobile phone to fling it in her face just like Naomi Campbell.

Infact – make that CHEAP HO!

In other news, Dog Face, the ex-girlfriend of XXCENSOREDXX sent a parcel to Jo-Jo for XXCENSOREDXX at work today. What a coincidence. And a good reason to sing “who let the dogs?” out again which I didn’t get the chance to do for a while. Just when you thought the bad smell has gone…

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