November 10, 2009
January 12, 2009
Hello everyone and welcome to my new blog section U.B.M. which is ULTIMATE BABE MATERIAL.
That is, I am going to interview the Ultimate Babe’s – guys that are hot and sexy. I would call it U.Boyfriend.Material but in fact, a lot of these guys are just trouble so not good boyfriend material at all. [Even though that is how most of us like it.] Instead these are guys that you would wanna roll with in a car listening to Regulate by Warren G on a sunny day in shorts, a shitty t shirt and sunglasses. So as a kind of pre selection process for you before you start MySpace stalking – read on to find out what they think about the most important things in life: Music, Love, Fashion and of course, what they think about Me. Cause it is my blog after all.
Let me introduce for your private pleasures TEKI LATEX!
Teki Latex is one of four guys in a French Hip Hop / Dance group called TTC. If you want to find out all about them, Google away although I read in the paper today that two Google searches equate to the same energy used to make a cup of tea. But def worth the Google and equally as satisfying as a cup of tea cause all the guys are U.B.M. and TTC makes BANGING music. Teki is also a DJ, released his own solo album with people like Gonzales and Lio. He is also definitely Ultimate Babe Material.
Me: We talked once about Armand Van Helden being one of your style icons. I even went out and bought a red hat just like your purple one. How would you describe your personal style?
Teki: I’m not sure about Armand van Helden being a style icon but nobody can deny he knows how to rock his orange. Not so many people can get away with wearing so much orange. [N.B. He did actually say that about A.V.H. once and considering how wasted I was I'm surprised I remember.]
My personal style? Nowadays it’s somewhere between preppy chic and streetwear mutating into elegant sportswear. The swagger of the penguin in batman mixed with the human embodiment of the Ralph Lauren teddy bear.
Me: You are often photographed with hot girls in clubs. What do you think is a hot look for girls right now?
Teki:The polo player style, the disco-schoolgirl style, and high heels, always. [N.B. That's me out as I always opt for lesbian shoes...]
Me: Your body type is not like Mark Wahlberg in the 1992 Calvin Klein ads, yet you emit more sexual hotness that him by like 200%. What are your secrets?
Teki: Girl notice me when I’m around, I make them laugh and they feel safe when they’re next to me. And whenever I get inside the club I’m official, I’m the fucking mayor. They wanna get to hang out with the mayor, they wanna know more about the mayor, they wanna go further than the public image and delve into my complex artistic mind. Basically I’m just being my lazy egocentric twisted self and it comes out as something sexy.
What a totally spiritually sexual tummy!!
Me: So what happened with your album Electronic [which I play all the time BTW] – did everyone get over the fact they thought you couldn’t sing and realise that what you make is Premium Pop Joy?!
Teki: my album is called Party De Plaisir, [Ooops... bad form on my part...] Electronic is just one of the songs. I don’t know what happened with that album, some people hated it some people loved it but overall it brought a lot of good stuff, I managed to get a song on heavy rotation on French radio, and it brought me a lot of exposure so it’s all good.
Me: And for the record – tell us: In your opinion how hot is Lio?
Teki: She’s the definition of grown and sexy. She knows how to walk on the fine line between pop sexiness and cute soft core eroticism.
Me: Obviously all my readers will probably want to marry you by now, are you single?
Teki: currently single
Me: Describe an ideal date?
Teki: do you mean the girl or how the date should go?
The girl= Fun, intelligent but not trying too hard to impress me with intellectual stuff. Hot, kinky, charismatic but NOT CHEESY.
The actual rendez vous= If I had time and a bit more money I’d tell the girl to throw a couple of dresses in a bag, I’d pick her up, take her to the airport, go straight to New York with her, take her to a musical on Broadway, then a nice romantic hotel suite to have cheeseburgers, spend the next day shopping and the next night partying and then get back home right in time for Monday morning.
Russia wouldn’t be bad either? Is that where that is?
Me: You also told me once that you believe in trashing hotel rooms, not giving a fuck about having kids, not really caring about the environment etc etc. Is there a serious and sensitive side to Teki Latex? You know, like, are you ‘deep’?
Teki: I’m a serious and sensitive guy but when I’m with a girl I wanna hang out and watch Eddy Murphy movies, crack jokes, have good sex, good food, light hearted talks. When things get too serious and “deep” it turns out cheesy and it turns me off. And I’m mature enough to know that I’m way too selfish to have kids.
Me: Okay and finally, most people come to my blog to read about me and my life. So to keep things on point, what do you think about me?
Teki: I think I don’t see you often enough in Paris, I think your finger licking skills are off the meter, I think you’re hot and I wanna thank you for that “Love” tee shirt you once gave to me and which has brought me a considerable amount of luck with ladies on the days when I wore it.
So there you have it, Teki Latex, Paris’ Number 1 Ultimate Babe Material. As French as fromage but definitely not cheesy. You can find him via all the usual ‘girls best friend’ ways – MySpace, Facebook, Flickr and YouTube [there is a great one of Teki in the bath] or seriously if you see him out at a club, go up and say Hi and tell him Lektrogirl sent you!!
U.B.M. Edition #2 will be online as soon as another specially selected man of talent / note / spirituality / gigantic sexual aura gets back to me. Also, if you got any special request on who I should check out get in touch!!!
P.S. All pics and videos ripped from all over the Internet. No offence to anyone and their right to copyright. Lemme know and I will do the right things.
May 4, 2008
The only thing that would make this picture of Julien more perfect would be if he had his dick out in his left hand. I really want to go to Paris soon, and if Bitch Ass Darius comes in June, then I guess that is definitely gonna happen while we go and get all New Jack Swing with the Diamond Grills Boys.
April 15, 2008
Have I told you all recently how much I love Teki Latex? I love him!
Today I walked in the rain all on my own through London feeling sad cause a part of my died today and it was horrible and I cried and I felt terrible. But SO relieved that all the problems I got are my own and not the weirdness of someone else. Anyway the destination of my walk was 55 Doughty Street – the old house of The G.A.
I also took a few pics of surrounding pubs that he had described to Mutts. The wind was icy and my feet got really cold. When the hell is the warmer weather coming?!
We all know I regularly dream about someone who wishes I wouldn’t. Last night he was in love with my sister who for some reason looked like Jessica Simpson in daisy dukes and showing a lot of butt. I don’t know how successful he would have been with her cause he was wearing a gauze nappy full of shit and rubbing himself against my leg getting a stiffy. So weird.
Time is really passing.
On a lighter note, I was walking up Tottenham Court Road with a certain friend who was going to pull something out of the oven for me and we followed for a while this trio of finely dressed chaps – what a bunch of faggasaurs!
The one on the left had the peachest butt I had ever seen – and his jeans seemed tailored to give him a girls bum. In fact what jeans were they? My friend declared they had to be Dolce and Gabbana cause ‘a queen like that would go straight for the Dolce and Gabbana’ [mainline obvs] but I was so confused – the label looked like those little metal plates on the Marc Jacobs bags… Can someone please fill me in on that?
The guy in the middle was like the third wheel on the bicycle. His clothes were like the look of the other two but recreated with ill fitting finds from H&M. Only he had a really nice bag.
Finally, the guy on the right had us in hysterics – what is with this heavy chambray style mix jacket with the shoulder shits with black leather gloves and dark jeans. He looked like a psycho. And the jeans… hang on a minute… “those jeans are from Celine and they don’t make a men’s line!” I guess he had problems walking in them cause he was as stiff as a rod all the way up the road, even when the guy from the far left came over and put his arm through his, not an inch of warm, not a leaning in, a bend of the arm, even recognition this guy existed. Maybe he was just so dead set to get to the 134 bus stop all the way home?!
Anyway – dark day – and check this out:
I cried today, walked through the wind and rain and was cold, waited half an hour for a bus that wouldn’t let me on cause the machine ate my money, had to get a tube, waited in line to top up my oyster card and had no change cause I’d lost it in the bus ticket machine, realised the tube machine didn’t take notes and had to go and queue up again at the window and talk to a man. AND DESPITE ALL ODDS – STILL A BABE – STILL GOT THAT PHOTOFACE TM – STILL GOT THAT VIBE – STILL GOT THAT BABE HAIR – REGULATORS!!! MOUNT UP!!
October 12, 2007
Teki from TTC is totally sexual in the most completely spiritual way.
Here he is in a XL Katharine Hamnett slogan LOVE t-shirt. Buy yours here.
July 15, 2007
If you ask me how a t-shirt gets made, I can tell you a gang of different ways now. I can tell you about organic cotton. I can tell you about soil association approved printing. I can tell you about discharge prints and super blue. I can tell you about different types of construction. Different weights of jersey. Compact Spun. Enzyme wash. India. Peru. But at the end of the day, unless you want to make t-shirts I guess it is pretty boring. I’ve been wearing the same four t-shirts to death lately – three I bought in Paris and one I got from the rag bag at work. Oh and a CHOOSE LIFE tshirt from the rag bag that I prefer to wear inside out for some reason.
The only downer with this reprint t-shirt from Katharine Hamnett’s archive is that people keep yelling “Hey YOU!” at me. Apparently this t-shirt is misprint. Very few come back as misprints with Katharine Hamnett slogan t-shirts cause the printers are so good. Urban Outfitters are stocking this colour way. A lot of people have asked me already where to get them from. On the Katharine Hamnett website we will have them on yellow t’s with black and hot pink with a discharge print [very pale pink] for sale by Wednesday.
There are no down sides to this t-shirt. This is the Teki Latex t-shirt I bought. PLEASE NOTE TEKI – I BOUGHT THIS!!! This t-shirt is like totally booyah all over the place.
Then I also got a Gasius t-shirt that looks like and infinate fill pattern mixed with ghosts. I don’t have any pictures of that and it is in the machine right now. The other one I keep wearing says “French Flair” on it with a retarded little man who looks lie a French version of The Little Chef. That is in the machine too.
So here are some videos of the songs I played at Roxy’s Blonde vs Brunettes party the other night.
Cameo: Word Up
There is also not a bad word that can be said about this song.
There are DEFINITELY a lot of sexual men in that video. I’ll get my people to me in touch with their people.
Inner City: Big Fun
Then I nearly choked myself laughing at the quality of my photoshop skills for my friend Ramiro.
Actually I feel a bit sick looking at them now cause he isn’t like that at all.
July 7, 2007
Even though most of you Englishes hate the French and even more, hate French rap, this is my blog and I love France, I love French men, I love TTC [but I hate French women and any squat toilets remaining in France.]
I find this hilarious.
“Teki” is so ugly I can’t believe it.
My father also hates the French however and says “At least I can respect the Germans. In the war, at least you knew whos side they were on. The French could never make up their minds.” My father is 80 and lied about his age to join the army at the time of WWII. Ask him about the Maginot Line. He nearly cries laughing.
Wikipedia says: Generally considered one of the great failures of military history, the term “Maginot Line” is now sometimes used as a metaphor for something that is confidently relied upon, but ends up being ineffective. External observers came to believe the French propaganda: the line would make France impervious to invasion. When France fell in only a month, the blame was squarely laid upon the line.
Would make a great cubby house. but so inneffective it wouldn’t keep your little sister out.
xx La Lektrogirl
P.S. To all the Frenchies out there [at least the ones with regular toilets] JE T’AIME. If you wanna take me to one of these little cool cloches and make out just lemme know.
May 21, 2007
Teki Latix featuring Lio:
Back at my desk this morning with a pile of stuff to do, and my head is full of this!!
You wanna see Lio back in the day, click here.
May 20, 2007
So there I was in Paris with Goon and Koyote who be runnin tangs in their neighbourhood. We were all pretty chill compared to the last time I was in Paris for the Diamond Grills at Le Tryptique. I won’t go into the full story again – but you can read it in my first post on this blog ever – only it was a bit embarressing a few times at this this most recent party. I was getting introduced to people and I was like “Oh great! So nice to meet you!” and these people were like “Errrr I met you last time you were here…”
One person I was sure not to forget is Teki who I love! He is so sexual!!He just has a new single out with Lio [who sang Banana Split in the 80's] We had a special moment together when Jean Nipon was DJing some [euro]Trance. Teki was telling me he loves how positive it is and so romantic. Right at that moment I was feeling the vibe. By then though I was pretty busted. The club was so hot and so sweaty. And these are the toilets:
And then the French wonder why the English have a lot to say about the French hygiene.
So other than to see my friends, I went to see Dance Mania DJ Nephets. It was maximum party zone. See above.
Here is Goon and Nephets. Nephets looks like a big Gingerbread Man.
On Saturday I went shopping. I was in the Lingerie department at Le Printemps and nearly puked all over the Christian Lacroix bras that I found I was so excited. Soon after I realised it was cause I was so hungover. I spent some money on a lot of fancy knickers and went out into the fresh air. I really had a happy happy heart walking along the streets of Paris in the sunshine eating a rose petal flavoured Ladurée macaroon.
This was my breakfast on Sunday morning:
It was in a place at Marché des Enfants Rouges. So it wasn’t cheap – but it was totally phenomenal. That pink stuff in the middle is tomato and ginger soup! I had chestnut jam! Cornichons any day of the week!
After breakfast I got lucky and discovered I never had to think of U2 ever again:
And then soon it was home time. So I got back in my little UFO and headed back to London. J’aime Paris:
But I got let back down gently – my first stop in London was Yautacha for dinner. YUM.
There are a gang more pics on my Flickr btw.
April 15, 2007
OMG – Teki Latex Danse La Poutine!
1: Trempe les frites dans l’huile
2: Fais les cuire, c’est facile
3: Ajoute la sauce et le fromage squish squish, dans ton estomac des sensations magnifiques
Wow – that video doesn’t go for long enough!! So let’s talk about Missouri Sound Machine which if you checked out my MySpace page you would have heard their music on my profile for like ages now. Today I found by accident a long “live” mix from MSM. If you ignore the parts that are American jokes about old soft rock and stuff then it is pretty good! Listen.
March 25, 2007
Well I said I would never make a blog, but today I finally relented and here I am on the couch with my vile cold editing the template of my new blog.
Last night I went out with Roxy to Chalk, the night at the Scala with all the promise and potential but either I don’t get wasted enough or the rooms are never quite full enough. Or hang on a minute… we are just in London. I was super excited cause my friend Teki Latex was gonna be there with his band TTC. Also playing was Kap Bambino who I have been dying to see live for a long time.
Last time I saw Teki was in Paris when he was hosting the last “New Jack Swing Bitch Ass Darius” Diamond Grills party put on by DJ’s Goon and Koyote. I was there with Prolkoller who was nursing a broken heart and she had some deathly cold that weekend and so to cheer her up I was being totally retarded, getting more and more drunk, crazy dancing, rolling around on the stage and humping the speakers [Phillipa Cardinal didn't believe me when I told her this is my usual behaviour.] Teki did his usual “Now all the girls get up on stage and let me see you shake your ass routine” but being the faux female equlity dudette that I am, I decided to get a few guys on stage and make them dry hump me for comical effect. After doing so, Teki was giving the big ups to Lektrogirl and pointing and me, so I gave his finger fellatio to a cheering Parisian audience. However I think his girlfriend wasn’t too thrilled. Hmmm… so where was I… yes, London. I had a t-shirt to give Teki from Bitch Ass Darius – one of the super hot NES Records t-shirts and a Katharine Hamnett LOVE t-shirt from the office. But thinking about it, Roxy and I realised we should have given TTC some of the limited edition LOVE and PEACE t-shirts that will be available on the website soon.
Through the haze of Benedryl cold and flu capsules, nasal sprays and cough sizzurp the TTC show was AMAZING!! Except for the fucking strobe light that pierced through my forehead right into my Occipital lobe where I had headache from a variety of reasons. They wiped the floor with JME who did a little showcase before them who was going on about MySpace like he invented it. TTC we so good in fact I missed going upstairs in time to catch Kap Bambino and all that was on by the time I got there was this revolting band that was excruciating to listen to. I had to wait for Roxy to weave her way up there in her Christian Louboutin’s. Seriously how she does it I dunno.
So on the way out of the club, we saw XXCENSOREDXX from XXCENSOREDXX wearing on of the new Katharine E Hamnett t-shirt shapes we had biked over to XXCENSOREDXX on Friday afternoon for them to using as a buying sample. This is the equivalent of a producer walking into a nightclub hearing the master version of his/her new album that had been sent to the pressing plant the day before on the soundsystem as they walk in the door. It’s a lot. A LOT. The t-shirts, with specially selected historical slogan is to be used for the front windows of XXCENSOREDXX. How the fuck this sample ended up on XXCENSOREDXX by Saturday night was beyond both Roxy and I!! We were both totally shocked. Roxy went up to XXCENSOREDXX and asked really politely where XXCENSOREDXX had got the sample from. XXCENSOREDXX replied “I work for Katharine Hamnett”. Roxy said “No you don’t, I work for her. Where did you get it from?” XXCENSOREDXX said “I know Katharine Hamnett.” Which was a total lie straight in our face… Then we ran into Mollywood and Noriko who told us that last weekend they had huge arguments with XXCENSOREDXX as well. The whole encounter with XXCENSOREDXX turned prickly – she could have just told the truth and saved herself a lot of bother.
I’m sorry I have no cool pictures to accompany my first official solo blog – I haven’t replaced my camera since my bag got nicked last week. If you want to see some hilarious pictures, you should check Prancehall’s blog with his fashion pics themed “Tools”. I have to say I was choking laughing looking at this. Oh – I also saw Prancehall dancing to house music the other week.