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July 5, 2010

A BIT RUBBISH

Period, headache, sore throat, hot and tired. I know were I would rather be right now that at work listening to a buzzing lamp in my ear.

Now REMEMBER MY VERY EXLUSIVE LIST OF U.B.M. [Ultimate Babe Material] ?!?!?!?!

What?! How could you forget

TEKI LATEX?

Yes Ladies! He is looking at YOU with those smoldering eyes…

or what about JOHAN HINDERS?

Yes Ladies, he is the man with the makeup you want to borrow…

COMING SOON IS GOING TO BE U.B.M. NUMBER THREE!!!

WHO CAN IT BE?!

The suspense is killing you right?

And I know it is certainly going to make me feel a little more jolly.

January 26, 2009

U.B.M: JOHAN HINDERS Edition #2

Hiya! Phwaor. I have just cooled down after the last edition of my Ultimate Babe Material featuring Teki Latex [so sexual] but I could feel the primal urges of my readers starting to rev up again. This time, the U.B.M. I am delivering to you is a Swedish guy, in a band, long hair, free spirit, vodka drinking in the forest, like yerrr sexual hipster and you know, he is also Fé. Fé is like the female side of him, if he had a twin sister but she was never born and what there is of her body still sits inside of him [his words not mine!] Johan is the guy you hang out with when you feel hemmed in, when you want to set yourself free, when you want to build bonfires and build things because with Johan he makes you feel like anything is possible and with a bottle of vodka in your hand you just don’t give a fuck. Definitely something for the EMO in all of us!

So may I introduce for your sexual pleasure JOHAN HINDERS!


Errr… Babe!

Johan is a prolific musician and is/was a member of a number of bands: 1999, Midi Metal, Appareil and part of a group called Audionom. And then this personality Fé. So before we go further, here is the most recent video from Fé for a song called “Heaven and Earth”.

Johan: Hi! this is my answers! ask me about if anything is unclear. My spelling and gramma is not best.


Fé and friend

Me: This first question is a bit more difficult than normal because I am interested in you as Johan Hinders and as Fé. How would you describe your personal style? What is the inspiration for Fé?

Johan: Fé’s personal style is depending on her stylists. But usually we working with the idea of a seventeen year old alternative extrovert girl, who may be intrested in and consume subcultures like goth and manga etc for an example. Johan Hinders was originally a club kid and may be a typically guy from underground scene?


Johan as club kid “Raise your glasses” and FIERCE lipstick on stylist Sara

Me: I know we talked on Facebook about it before, but I don’t know how to explain about Fé as a female or a male cross dresser or what?

Johan: Fé is a art project and could be described as my inner fem. Fé should be my collided twin sister. So its not a cross dress project in a sexual meaning.

Me: What do you think makes a girl look hot?

Johan: Girls who look like dolls actually: Long legs, Big eyes, Big red mouth etc. A personal style is important. And of course the behavior.

Me: Who are the girls that do your make up as Fé? Have you learnt any secret beauty tricks?

Johan: I have four make up artists who I use to help me, three women and one man: Aurelia Le Houche, Tanya Byrne, Sara Litzén and Tommie X. No I think its their job. I’m not so interested in learning make up. I if I did it myself I think its risk that it would became too personal.

Me: You do fashion modelling as Fé – do you do any male modelling?

Johan: Yes I do some male modelling as Johan Hinders. Mostly fashion. I did a work for a Swedish magazine in November: bonmagazine.com [shitty flash website & no direct link] and I did a lot of modelling when I was younger in the mid nineties.

Me: What’s your idea of a good date?

Johan: A girl I like and LOTS of Vodka!


Performing with 1999

Me: Obviously everyone who reads my blog will want to marry you by now, are you single?

Johan: No, I m dating one of my make up artists, Sara.

[oh shit... sorry guys... misery...]

Me: Your song Heaven and Earth is pretty sad and reminds me of all my Goth friends from when I was a teenager who used to listen to Under The Milkyway by The Church. Do you know that song? Cause I noticed you have the Donny Darko pic on your MySpace profile and that song is on the sound track.


Pricks at YouTube deleted the audio. Fuck.

Actually I don’t know why I am going on about this song so much, but to me that there seems to be some connection between this song and your sound. What do you think? I mean, how do your describe your musical sound?

Johan: I had never herd the song before you showed it for me. I really liked it though! And I understand what you mean too. It is some smilarity between the songs.
My musical sound is inspirated of New wave, old dance music like techno from early nineties, space rock like Hawkwind, goth and very much of Brian Eno and Kate Bush. I m also inspirated of Baroque music like Bach.

Me: You also have written you like Amon Duul II. My favourite track is “Arcangel Thunderbird” and the bit where she sings really off. Do you have any favourite tracks?

Johan: My favorite song is “Wolf City” from the record with the same name wich also is my favorite record and “From here to your ears” from “Dance of the Lemmings”. The album “Yeti” is almost too far out. And the records from 1975 and forward is often really bad.


On the left in the band 1999.

Me: You are also in other bands as well as performing solo. How do you find time to do all this stuff?

Johan: Im also studying Archaeology, working as a library assistant, and in the health caring sector and with light engineering etc. I’m also helping my father with his ex farm in the countryside of northern Sweden and taking care of my thirteen year old son Eldar. Well I guess I don’t like to do nothing. When I was small I was often ill and had to do nothing all the time. That’s really boring! I m not watching TV so often either. TV is really boring!

Me: Okay and finally, most people come to my blog to read about me and my life. So to keep things on point, what do you think about me?

Johan: I think you are cool! I don´t know you, but you seem to be a really engaged person who runs many interesting projects! :) [Me: I don't think I do quite as much as Johan tho'. God - I had no idea!!]

And so there you have it – U.B.M. Edition #2 JOHAN HINDERS – a cool guy with 4 of his own make-up artists!! I wonder how many KISS had?!! And I don’t really know how to sum Johan up in one paragraph, so instead I will use this photograph I found on one of his profile pages. If a picture speaks 1000 words, there is more than enough to be learnt about Johan, or maybe not.

And of course – Johan can be web stalked with all the usual web browsers…

Until next time!!

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. As usually apologies to everyone who’s pictures I have ripped off from all over the place. If you have a problem with it, please let me know.

January 12, 2009

U.B.M: TEKI LATEX Edition #1

Hello everyone and welcome to my new blog section U.B.M. which is ULTIMATE BABE MATERIAL.

That is, I am going to interview the Ultimate Babe’s – guys that are hot and sexy. I would call it U.Boyfriend.Material but in fact, a lot of these guys are just trouble so not good boyfriend material at all. [Even though that is how most of us like it.] Instead these are guys that you would wanna roll with in a car listening to Regulate by Warren G on a sunny day in shorts, a shitty t shirt and sunglasses. So as a kind of pre selection process for you before you start MySpace stalking – read on to find out what they think about the most important things in life: Music, Love, Fashion and of course, what they think about Me. Cause it is my blog after all.

Let me introduce for your private pleasures TEKI LATEX!

Teki Latex is one of four guys in a French Hip Hop / Dance group called TTC. If you want to find out all about them, Google away although I read in the paper today that two Google searches equate to the same energy used to make a cup of tea. But def worth the Google and equally as satisfying as a cup of tea cause all the guys are U.B.M. and TTC makes BANGING music. Teki is also a DJ, released his own solo album with people like Gonzales and Lio. He is also definitely Ultimate Babe Material.

Me: We talked once about Armand Van Helden being one of your style icons. I even went out and bought a red hat just like your purple one. How would you describe your personal style?

Teki: I’m not sure about Armand van Helden being a style icon but nobody can deny he knows how to rock his orange. Not so many people can get away with wearing so much orange. [N.B. He did actually say that about A.V.H. once and considering how wasted I was I'm surprised I remember.]
My personal style? Nowadays it’s somewhere between preppy chic and streetwear mutating into elegant sportswear. The swagger of the penguin in batman mixed with the human embodiment of the Ralph Lauren teddy bear.

Me: You are often photographed with hot girls in clubs. What do you think is a hot look for girls right now?

Teki:The polo player style, the disco-schoolgirl style, and high heels, always. [N.B. That's me out as I always opt for lesbian shoes...]

Me: Your body type is not like Mark Wahlberg in the 1992 Calvin Klein ads, yet you emit more sexual hotness that him by like 200%. What are your secrets?

Teki: Girl notice me when I’m around, I make them laugh and they feel safe when they’re next to me. And whenever I get inside the club I’m official, I’m the fucking mayor. They wanna get to hang out with the mayor, they wanna know more about the mayor, they wanna go further than the public image and delve into my complex artistic mind. Basically I’m just being my lazy egocentric twisted self and it comes out as something sexy.


What a totally spiritually sexual tummy!!

Me: So what happened with your album Electronic [which I play all the time BTW] – did everyone get over the fact they thought you couldn’t sing and realise that what you make is Premium Pop Joy?!

Teki: my album is called Party De Plaisir, [Ooops... bad form on my part...] Electronic is just one of the songs. I don’t know what happened with that album, some people hated it some people loved it but overall it brought a lot of good stuff, I managed to get a song on heavy rotation on French radio, and it brought me a lot of exposure so it’s all good.

Me: And for the record – tell us: In your opinion how hot is Lio?

Teki: She’s the definition of grown and sexy. She knows how to walk on the fine line between pop sexiness and cute soft core eroticism.

Me: Obviously all my readers will probably want to marry you by now, are you single?

Teki: currently single

Me: Describe an ideal date?

Teki: do you mean the girl or how the date should go?
The girl= Fun, intelligent but not trying too hard to impress me with intellectual stuff. Hot, kinky, charismatic but NOT CHEESY.
The actual rendez vous= If I had time and a bit more money I’d tell the girl to throw a couple of dresses in a bag, I’d pick her up, take her to the airport, go straight to New York with her, take her to a musical on Broadway, then a nice romantic hotel suite to have cheeseburgers, spend the next day shopping and the next night partying and then get back home right in time for Monday morning.


Russia wouldn’t be bad either? Is that where that is?

Me: You also told me once that you believe in trashing hotel rooms, not giving a fuck about having kids, not really caring about the environment etc etc. Is there a serious and sensitive side to Teki Latex? You know, like, are you ‘deep’?

Teki: I’m a serious and sensitive guy but when I’m with a girl I wanna hang out and watch Eddy Murphy movies, crack jokes, have good sex, good food, light hearted talks. When things get too serious and “deep” it turns out cheesy and it turns me off. And I’m mature enough to know that I’m way too selfish to have kids.


Definitely mature.

Me: Okay and finally, most people come to my blog to read about me and my life. So to keep things on point, what do you think about me?

Teki: I think I don’t see you often enough in Paris, I think your finger licking skills are off the meter, I think you’re hot and I wanna thank you for that “Love” tee shirt you once gave to me and which has brought me a considerable amount of luck with ladies on the days when I wore it.

So there you have it, Teki Latex, Paris’ Number 1 Ultimate Babe Material. As French as fromage but definitely not cheesy. You can find him via all the usual ‘girls best friend’ ways – MySpace, Facebook, Flickr and YouTube [there is a great one of Teki in the bath] or seriously if you see him out at a club, go up and say Hi and tell him Lektrogirl sent you!!

U.B.M. Edition #2 will be online as soon as another specially selected man of talent / note / spirituality / gigantic sexual aura gets back to me. Also, if you got any special request on who I should check out get in touch!!!

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. All pics and videos ripped from all over the Internet. No offence to anyone and their right to copyright. Lemme know and I will do the right things.

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