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December 17, 2010

ASDF

Still sick
Still feel sick
Still slugs of snot
Still tired
Still got a lot of work to do
Got my period
Still not close enough to Christmas break to be really counting down the days
Hair still wet
Got to get to work

You all know this feeling right?

December 9, 2010

BIG EARS HORSE FACE COMB OVER

I was on Regent Street this evening as I left work. From my desk I have heard and seen the student protesters all week.

Tell me, who goes to a protest march these days in dark clothing, scarves over faces, balaclavas, throwing rubbish from the all the businesses for the day onto the road, at a car (containing Royals or not), knocking over workmen’s cordons, bins etc?

Please don’t lump this on the students. It wasn’t members of the same population I have seen and heard all week.

December 8, 2010

ADULT FUN

Anthony and I have invented this new game called TTYL. It is brilliant. Still in it’s early stages but I think this idea has legs.

What you do is say some sentence about an action that is kind of dismissive and end it with TTYL.

eg: Anthony is stuck late at work with some hard grind to do. Knowing this, I sent him a text saying “I just went to the bar and got an extra drink by accident and the barman gave me back more than double in change what I should have got. Ttyl”

eg: Anthony is doing something amazing and having a good time and sends an intricate description of it.
I text back “I just did a giant poo. Ttyl”

Actually I did the “I did a poo. Ttyl” today. Then Anthony tried “I did a poo then had a shower ttyl” which at another time would have been a good one, but as it included what I did in the previous “move” it was pretty lame to just copy me. So I told him his ttyl move was lame, ttyl. Then he got a work in WordFeud of over 50 points which was a massive Ttyl which even had extra kudos because his ttyl was all down to timing and the fact he didnt need to say ttyl.

So yeah. There it is in the mind of two 38 year olds.

In other news, probably as stupid as the stuff I just told you, I have started a twitter about the revolting sex I hear my upstairs neighbours having. I promise you I will be there as the action happens – literally only a few feet away. If you want to follow it is here Errr Awkward 13B.

Anyway I wrote this sitting on the toilet. TTYL.

December 7, 2010

BACK TO WORK

I’m back at work since being ill.

Things are very strange.

December 4, 2010

TIME FOR A NEW YEAR

Im a bit better. We went to the pub today in Aylesbury and I had a rather ordinary asparagus, ham and poached egg and beef and beetroot salad but a lovely glass of prosecco and elderflower cordial which totally knocked me for six after a week with practically no food.

November 8, 2010

WHY I HATE FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES

So I wrote:

was about to have a gigantic facebook “vomit” all over the place and really bust loose is a post held back kind of way for the last two weeks of sickness and lose the fucking plot mate just because im closer 40 than 30 and really dont give a fuck. i did that the other day to anthony in person when he left me in a house with flies and no food and upset him. instead i decided to show my maturity and am “being nice” like sarah lee would be. but it would feel SO FUCKING GOOD. just so you all know.

Pressed the button  SHARE

And I get:

Status too long

Your status update is too long. The maximum status length is 420 characters, but it is 498 characters long.
NOW I REALLY WANT TO BLOW A FUCKING GASKIT.

October 23, 2010

NICE

bouquet doré p2

October 19, 2010

TUESDAY

It is Tuesday night. It’s raining. I’m in Mayfair. I missed Ludi.

Anthony bought me a coffee though.

x

October 12, 2010

SEE MUSIC ABOUT, ETC

A Flickr stream devoted to pictures of band names and titles of songs from around the world put together by two dudes. I have only met one of the dudes in some pub in Borough one night. I liked him immediately because he name starts with the letter E.

Anyway here are a couple of pictures that explain the site quite well:

michael jackson

“Michael Jackson”

Electric Six

“Electric Six”

George Michael

“George Michael” [Not feeling so free right now I guess]

Etc Etc

If you want to see the lot, check out all 300+ pictures and counting here.

October 11, 2010

LEKTROGIRL AT LAST

I’m playing records two weekends in a row. Yerr.

OCTOBER 16th
Collapsed Lung and Killa Instinct play live
at
THE SQUARE
Fourth Avenue
Harlow, United Kingdom
You have to buy a ticket to get in! Check out The Facebook page.

OCTOBER 23rd
CLUB PHILOS 3
DJ THE JEFFERSON
DJ MATT AVERY
DJ ANDY JENKS
DJ PHILIE-T
DJ RACHEL BALL
DJ THOMAS WHITHEAD
DJ SIMON ALLEN
…DJ TOMMY MITCHELL
DJ SPENNY
DJ EMMA DAVIDSON
DJ MULLY

£3 entry

At The Shacklewell Arms. It will be a fucking meltdown but fun.

SLOW ON THE UPDATE UPTAKE

caract f1

While sitting at work and the late afternoon sun blazes in onto my bosses desk and reflects over to me on mine I in a weird pool of sunlight in an otherwise gloomy room. I was just looking for flavours of shortbread – lemon and fennel seed, grapefruit and almond, cardamom and pistachio, rose and poppy seed in a little happy moment and getting into the Flickr Stream K hole I havent had time to visit for a while.

I am happy because my boyfriend has a head this shape.

caract f11

And this shape.

caract f28

And at 3am in the morning when I am crying about something, and he is telling me everything is going to be okay, his ears stay the same shape as the one right in the middle of the page. And his ears are still the same the next day when he is so tired from lack of sleep, rehearses with his band all day, then drives me into London and back home again after tea.

When he drives me home, he looks a bit like this:

02 Jüri Arrak, Panga-Rehe Jutud, 1975

And when he checks on me at night when I am sleeping, he looks a little bit like this:

01 Jüri Arrak, Panga-Rehe Jutud, 1975

And because of him, I feel a bit like this:

02 Vangel Naumovski, Prohibited Thoughts, 1973

xx

October 2, 2010

HOUSE PARTY

September 29, 2010

HEADACHE

September 23, 2010

ASLMKF POSPAPOGJP

My back is killing me and I feel all twisted.

I saw Mrs Kipling today and had the pleasure of spilling my lunch all down myself in front of her.

I am working and I can see infitity stretching out in front of my. And it seems such a long way.

I used to spend a lot of time staring at the ceiling. Now I don’t spend enough time staring at the ceiling. Hobart was very cross the other night when she had to make way for someone else. She lunged at me quite viciously.

Barney Bubbles curated by Paul Gorman private view was very lovely as I got to see most of the Lady Gang and my two favourite cuties.

Provence with The Cardinal was wicked. I have 9 bottles of wine on their way back to me.

Once I was in the supermarket with The Cardinal and I couldnt even choose which washing powder to get. Or something like that. Anyway, its a bit like that.

August 26, 2010

NEW THINGS

Many new things and things changing. I only have a couple of seconds for this.

You may think I my time is being eaten up by the new boyfriend. No.

I have a new HTC Desire phone. Totally obsessed.

If anyone knows a shortcut way to making your own live wallpapers let me know. Because I really want to make one without having to geek out too much.

Another new thing in my life is the Comme des Garcons eau de toilette I bought last night in the Sherbet series – I got the Peppermint one. Only now a quick Google search has revealed there is a RHUBARB one as well.

The consumerism of a spoilt white western girl is never fully satiated is it?

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