Hello! Bonjour! Willkommen!

June 1, 2011

NICE

BIG BUSINESS

WHAT THE INTERNET WAS MADE FOR

May 24, 2011

A LASTING MELODY

After this morning’s post, it surely wasnt the song I had in my head as I walked down me street home tonight.

Anyway – a notice to all my friends, no matter how tight we are, I will never ask you to fuck my mother.

SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT

I was thinking of incorporating this video into a motivational speech about reaching a turnover of £1,000,000 at work today – using the bookbox as a metaphor for positive vibes and salesmanship and anything is possible positivity.

How do you think I will go?

And I know that The Lonely Island are a comedy act, I actually dont think this song is a joke. Maybe an exageration of “reality” but then that is what pop music is for right?

May 11, 2011

AFTER DINNER DANCING

May 4, 2011

AFTER THE HIATUS

It’s good to be back.

January 6, 2011

HORRIFIC

Drx has been bombing  my inbox again. This time he has really given me THE FEAR.

No secret why they call him Nosie I guess.

October 11, 2010

OLIA LIALINA

Well if you never saw Olia, you might believe me for a second. This isn’t Olia though. Olia is a completely different awesome Russian babe who also is a New Media Art expert like the lady in this video. I am not sure if Olia “can” play guitar.

October 1, 2010

AUSSIE 90′S DANCE CHARTS

Great music channel on Youtube if you are interested in looking up other wonderful hits: Euphoria, Sasha, DJ Darren Briais Vs DJ Peewee Ferris. And check the Dannii Minogue videos for the real shape of her face before surgery.

And a lot of Aussie hip hop – cover versions of Mama Said Knock You Out by Defryme [?!] – Sound Unlimited – kind of the Aussie version of Collapsed Lung I’m sure… ;) and the Islander “Boys in Black” rapping with American accents in a weird kind of Bogan styled New Jack Swing until it busts into “More than a Woman” – More than a woman can stand..

And I will pay anyone a dollar who can make it through the whole three something minutes of everyone’s Indie Darling’s Frente! singing Bizarre Love Triangle with an Aussie accent. If you can’t make it don’t worry – there is the all stopped pulled Bjorn Again to cure all that is wrong with the world.

Ahhhh

Dont you feel so much better now?

July 11, 2010

BY POPULAR REQUEST

Voila Pascal. Pour toi!

July 9, 2010

PASCALS VIDEO HITS

Not so much a hit as an agonising miss which turns it into a mega hit! Such a life of an ironic hipster. Or not.

I would never say no to a nake man playing a pinball machine game with my picture on it though. Would you?

June 20, 2010

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT BRISBANE?

April 15, 2010

VIDEO UPDATE

So banging on about Kings of Pastry again but can’t resist because now I have found out that the duo that made this movie  – D A Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus – also shot another one of my favourite documentaries from my teenage years – 101 Depeche Mode. In the Depeche Mode documentary fans are picked out from a club to tour along in their own bus and follow Depeche Mode around the States. There is parts of DM live [obvs - and yes I used to wear white Levis, Doc Martins and Enjoy California t-shirts or with crying Virgin Mary's on them], the band behind the scenes and the fans all fighting, getting drunk or being total annoying fucktards. As you can well imagine.

And btw kingsofpastry.com

Now, it has been a while since I have presented you will a video like the one I am going to post. That’s right folks I am back on the Cyst Videos. This one I don’t think is really magnificent in a gross out way to look at – what I find so interesting is how INTO IT the whole family are around the kitchen table digging into this guy’s back saying stuff like “i’m so happy right now” and “yeah the iPod is better – it has better colour”. Saying that the visuals aren’t that bad – still watch out. I just had my morning coffee and had to take myself to the kittens to stop thinking about it for a minute.

April 10, 2010

TOO FUCKING GOOD

I’m sick with a cold but with the sun out the window, my heart feels a lot like this.

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