Friday, 12 December 2008

FAUND #3 ALREADY SOLD OUT

Oh God and there I was going to tell you all about the fabulous new FAUND magazine to which Valeria and I contributed as lameatnames.com

FAUND #3, DECEMBER 2008
Handmade, 60 color pages featuring cops and criminals as image-finder guests.

We were asked as criminals cause our host kicked us off for the porn content. Not that surprising really.







Only there isn't a lot of point cause they think they are sold out already AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A COPY. Cry.

You can read about our misery here.

xx Lektrogirl

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Wednesday, 22 October 2008

TO VALERIA



No time to write to you all myself, but I wrote to Valeria yesterday from work:

well so much to tell you. but i am also cured of my internet addiction - only because life took over and now i don't have enough time to be addicted. the way of the world. perhaps the same with drug addicts - they have too much time on their hands?!

XXCENSOREDXX showed himself to me totally naked in a nudie game flash at the kitchen. however - i do believe XXCENSOREDXX to be great in bed. a shame i did not find out about him, but he fucks groupies. he has a XXCENSOREDXX. i dont want to be a groupie fuck. i'm better than that. even though every time i see him he flirts. and equally i flirt with him. but every time i tell him to fuck off and laugh. tho' when he was leaving back to XXCENSOREDXX after the party i was still asleep in my bed and he came to see me and we kissed a little and i told him never to leave me again and that i hated him. and he said that it was the sweetest thing i had said to him and that i have hands like a porcelain doll. he is really beautiful - but his outfit was really bad. he looked like a poverty stricken clown.

now: i cant actually write on XXCENSOREDXX blog that she is murdering style, there will be a bloodbath in london. but i think you should do it. or get someone you know to do it. she doesn't allow anonymous blogging.

actually - i think i will update my blog with this email to you. it is pretty much all i have to say about life right now.

x

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Monday, 25 August 2008

LAMEATNAMES.COM

At last, an arena for posting all my Internet intimate pictures. Everytime I put pics on here I get told by everyone "I CAN'T LOOK AT THAT AT WORK!!!" so instead, there is now a dedicated website to forlorn desire, absurd nudity and heartbreaking loneliness. There is a lot in the bin there.

http://www.lameatnames.com

BOOKMARK IT! Valeria Costa-Kostritsky and I will be continually updating the site with new pictures when we can. Valeria is based in Paris. I have never met her. We both like to be bitten. We both had sex with the Parisian Jew.

And yerrr take care. Definitely not suitable for work.

xx Lektrogirl

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Monday, 23 June 2008

THE BORING ONE

Dear Mathieu

In celebration of our conversation this evening, I have decided to curate a new Blog exhibition called THE BORING ONE with some of my favourite pictures from Valeria aka the 'boring' one. Who as you know, I prefer to your last girlfriend known as 'the boy'. As for poor Julie, I am sure she would prefer to remain out of all of this.

So, for the grand opening of THE BORING ONE, please scroll down to view the pictures I have selected. Which you have already seen a thousand times before.

On curating this exhibition:
I love the internet. I love that people post the post intimate things on there. The most public domain. And then, often in private, thousand of people look at it. Thousands of people could all be looking at it in private all at the same time. It is mind boggling. I love it. There is no privacy any more. I love looking for people's secrets.

Et Voila.

THE BORING ONE
Photographs by .valeria


fantôme
Taken on May 26, 2008



Tu as dit laisse-moi te mettre dans un taxi si tu rentres chez toi dans cette tenue tu vas te faire violer et tuer et on retrouvera ton corps au bois de Boulogne.
Taken on April 30, 2008



ce n'est pas privé c'est un portrait/ I need you to hold on while the sky is falling
Taken on September 8, 2007



Taken on January 2, 2008


laideur fascinante de la décoration des hôpitaux
Taken on January 11, 2008



DSC09767
Taken on January 11, 2008



DSC08439
Taken on November 30, 2007



that night I fell asleep with the light on
Taken on October 4, 2007

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