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June 3, 2007

CALL BACK THE SEARCH PARTY

Hysterial was swiftly averted just moments ago… I searched the house high and low for my Agent Provocateur Crista bra in fushia/pink and I couldn’t find it anywhere. It isn’t like I don’t have a dozen A.P. bra’s already [or infact that I just bought another one practically identical today...] it is just I wanted to wear THAT ONE today. I couldn’t image where it could have gone to. Maybe ASBO D had snuck into my flat while I was at work and snuffled through my intimates drawers [apparently Prancehall dressed as a girl and went to an Ann Summers party. No Homo?] Anyway – so I found my bra, my attack of the vapours subsided and now I am back in a jolly mood wondering if I should have bought the Clementine bra today as well. ASBO D I’m a 34B. You get me?

I’m waiting for Brains to send me the pictures of Thugly’s birthday the other night [Thugly = ASBO D]. All I have is this:
After ASBO D's party.
Wow! Frickin hot and totally sexual but I know Brains took some beauties at the party.

I’m so obsessed with this song:

Do you think David + Victoria Beckham paid for Victoria’s video and wrote it off against their personal tax bill that year? Victoria’s dancing leaves a lot to be desire. The two girls at that Real Gold party the other night in the 80’s evening dresses who fell over in the ghetto tech battle cause they were so drunk and tried to cover up with some floor humping moves [even tho' one ho had lost her shoe and the otherone had clearly lost more than her balance] has A LOT more going on that that. Dane is a pretty decent dancer for a white British man.

Now let’s analyse this:

WHO THE FUCK was the Art Director on this video?! Where did they pluck the idea for this from? Camden Market? Poor Another Level. HOW EMBARRASSING. Hey – I’ve got a great idea for the next Roll Deep video – let’s make them all wear lederhosen, take them to Bavaria and make them eat pork sausages! But back to the Another Level video – compare it with the following video from Sisters of Mercy:

I just had another brain wave! Let’s get Andrew Eldritch and Doktor Avalanche dressed in Cassette Playa t-shirts and Evisu jeans… Ahhhh that is impossible anyway… Doktor Avalanche is a drum machine…

More later xx Lektrogirl

P.S. What is the bet ASBO D clicked the link to check out what the Clementine bra looked like?

June 2, 2007

Due for a Weekend Workout

I’m due for a weekend workout – i.e. like around in bed for as much of it as possible. I’ve been working / travelling for the last 5 weekends straight. Bwargh. So tired.

Here is a little piece on the VICEland blog about Paul and his exhibition. It is written by Piers Martin. I used to bump into him a bit more frequently than I do know and conversation would always turn to Shop where I used to work cause at one point we sold Petit Bateau underwear in grown up sizes. Piers has a kids underwear on adults fetish.

Here is Paul the morning after his exhibition opening.

Then on Thursday night I went to some party with Brains where he was meant to be having a ghetto tech battle with Prancehall. Only Brains got there so late, he only played about 5 records. So I guess Prancehall totally slew Brains. Oh well. Prancehall totally invisible manned me [this was no air pie - he looked straight through me], everyone there was about 20 years old and I heard better DJ’s in Paris and Hamburg, like Eurokai, recently so Brains and I went home.


Thugly – “Hey Brains – grrreat party!”
Brains – “Yeah. I think there is some liquid poo in my pants.”

In the cab we shared on the way home, Paul decided he wanted to learn the secrets of the PhotoFace [TM], which I was only to willing to share with him.


The first sucess.
Me – “Don’t smile for the camera!”
Him – “I’ve got boss eyes. I need to stare past the lense.”


PhotoFace [TM] Improv.


Not a member of a death metal crew, but on his second PhotoFace [TM] improv. Double Fisting the “WEBSIIIIIIIIIITTTTE” gang signs. [TM] Julian Van Aalderen who can also do a phenomenal sock puppet.


Awwwwwhhhh shit!! The total chillax PhotoFace [TM] STRICTLY ON ANOTHER LEVEL!

Speaking of Another Level:

Girl you gotta know what ya doin’ to me
when you’re giving me your sexy thang,
Don’t ever change what you do with ya body
it feels so beautiful,it feels so right
explosions goin on with us every night.
I cant hold back the soul with one in the whole,
You can just call me kid dynamite cause your love
sweeter than honey
Girl it aint funny, Got me open wide, world to my dollar bill,
thats where I’m putting my money girl you know

Chorus

You know its the bomb diggy diggy when we get jiggy
let me piggy back ride on it all night long, while i’m singin’ my song,
all thru the hoody hoody wanna get that goody goody
You know it’s the bomb diggy diggy bomb bomb diggy
Can I get some of your bomb diggy jelly jelly goody chocolate puddy,
wanna get a little bit of your goody ,goody ….goody, goody

Your love’s so supernatural,
you got me chasin’ after you
I’ll go wherever you are just to tell me and i’ll be packin’ up
I’ll be your journey man for love.
Travelin’ from hood to hood (ghetto to ghetto)
Any place anytime cause your love makes me feel so good baby

sweeter than honey
Girl it aint funny, Got me open wide, world to my dollar bill,
thats where I’m putting my money girl you know

{Chorus}

so good) oh it feels good when your love comes down on me (so good).
You’re blowing my mind. You got me goin’ crazy (so good).
oh it’s good to me (so good) whoaa oh baby baby yeah!

And I wonder if Brains played my True Steppers record and the Summer Jam one I lent him at Real Gold last night?

xx Lektrogirl

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