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September 1, 2010

OH GOD SO SORRY

I’ve been so busy with new boyfriend, work, travel – sorry I haven’t posted in a while.

I don’t really need to write this post, but I was lying in bed thinking about how I was going to have to do some serious excuse making. But then I got on Facebook and saw Cory Arcangel had made this instead:

http://sorry.coryarcangel.com/

So just read that an piece together a better excuse than mine for not hanging round here much lately.

May 23, 2010

CHECK OUT MY LINKS


A definite OMG moment this morning – A BLOG OF VINTAGE FRENCH HATS. This one is so good [excited sick feeling] it has joined the list of links on my page. I suggest you take a peek.

August 31, 2009

MADAME A TROIS

The Cardinal and I have a new blog called “MADAME A TROIS / Wesley Snipes’ Private Party”.

Strictly for the die hard, this is a blog based loosely on one of our favourite things – China. Complexxion couldn’t even make it through a 30 minutes conversation at The Cardinal’s house one night for dinner before bursting into tears and telling us we were not being nice as we flicked through a Midwinter catalogue style book.

The Cardinal and I mean serious business, like Nino Brown dealing coke in New Jack City. Nino Brown played so hard that who could forget the passion in Ice T’s face when he has a gun over Nino [lying in garbage bags bleeding] saying “I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard?”

If you would like to check our new tough love china site, please visit here: www.madameatrois.com

xx Lektrogirl

May 4, 2009

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A great moment in history: my 1024th post.

July 24, 2008

I HURT PHIL

I hurt his feelings. It was a mistake. I can see that. I see his passion and his pain. Both of those things start with P. So does his name. But Philip sounds more like it starts with an F.

And today I am in the Shop sitting in the cool basement with my shoes off and feet up on a stool listening to ABBA sung in Swedish in a shirt I bought last summer and never wore and I went looking for some sandals this morning and couldn’t find them and found the shirt instead. I had already changed three times but still didn’t feel right but I found the shirt and my life just fell into place. I wonder if I can work Max’s laptop to make a video like Mr Chips did? I hesitate only because I worry I will end up looking like I have an double chin.

xx Lektrogirl

June 19, 2008

FUCK OFF FASHION BLOGGERS

There are thousands who work a H&M / Primark or other scum of the earth crap with an AA marl jersey. And guess what? You all look the same. Except a lot fatter or thinner than each other – maybe you should try posting at the Pro-ana website near you?! Which all sounds like such harsh words from me v. DIAF YGM?- I’m venting from lying in bed with a sore neck – when really I want to tell you all about Susie Bubble who sets the standard the fashion blogging and working an outfit.

I first met Susie when she bought a dress in Maison B – it was an Eley Kishimoto black and navy number that I had my eye on all along. But I am glad it went to her. Susie has the glossy black hair for it! Now she is a properly fashion. But then maybe she always was? No – she can’t really be ‘fashion’ when she writes a post like this:

Me: Ok, is it me or is that pink dress in the window looking really nice….

Boyf: I’m thirsty, I need a drink….

Me: Seriously… those different layers of ruffles… that shade of pink… dear lord… I think I’m rather liking it…

Boyf: Ok, but if we’re gonna go in there, it has to be a fast and sharp operation…

Me: Ok…we’re going in, we’re going in, oh dear lord, there’s a guy fixing computers and mobile phones there…

Boyf: Don’t lose sight of the target! Pink dress, pay, get out and then thirst quenching…

Me: Ok, ok ok *spots pink dress immediately*. Ah…it comes in blue as well…

Boyf: Blue looks cheap. Pink is better.

Me: Ok, ok, ok… oh my god, it’s £7! That’s disgusting…

Boyf: The till is up there…

Me: *Wide eyed* The jewellery is £1 a piece or 7 pieces for £6… wow, this is very very mint (Susie Bubble language for ‘It’s so bad, it’s cool…’)…

Boyf: Pay!

Me: Wow… I haven’t paid for a dress with cash in a while…

Boyf: Let’s get out through the back door.

*We leave through the suspicous looking side door at the back*

Boyf: I think I could smell ‘cheap’ back there…

Me: I feel really really dirty… let’s go to Beard Papa’s and stuff ourselves with cream puffs just to go completely mental…

Anyway IMHO THIS is how you dress up for your blog:

Definitely – some of these outfits as they are look ridiculous to most but to me it is F.I.N.E. to see that someone hasn’t forgotten that the realm of the Internet and the Dress Up box can still be anybody’s most fantastic fantasy.

Susie Style Bubble – I salute you.

xx Lektrogirl

May 16, 2008

WHAT TIME IS IT?

Okay so I know that from looking at the clock, it is shortly after 1pm. If I look out the window though, it could be 8am, 10am, 1pm, 3pm, 5pm, 9pm. [Well not 5pm or 9pm in Winter I haven't got the heating on so I know it isn't Winter.]

Doesn’t anyone else not feel completely cheated by the weather today?!

Maybe my life would be more fun if I had one of those kind of fashion blogs [just reading Susie Stylebubble et al infinitum] where I dress up and take pictures of myself. These girls always look so happy sincere, precious, intense BUT CONTENT. And much younger than me. Are there any guys who write these kinds of blogs?

I’m going down to Brindisa for for some tortilla and a coffee. Who wants to bunk off work and come too?

xx Lektrogirl

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