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December 11, 2010

BABY SHOWER

I’ve been awake since 7.30 today when the Ocado delivery arrived with the balance of ingredients for my baking mission for Lee and Abbie’s pre baby good luck Lee hello baby party.

So far I have made cannele bordelais, half a strawberry, rosemary & pear sponge,  mousse aux fruits, gin and tonic jelly [aka glibber] and I am about to embark on poppyseed biscuits and macarons. For some reason I have also become obsessed with the idea of some kind of panacotta thing. Suggestions on a postcard please really quickly.

Hobart hates me today [or loves me]. So far she has had to endure 2 hours of vintage Mexican love songs and now we are onto Dr Dre. It was with a great pleasure of hers I am sure she stuck her arse right in my face. For those of you who are intimate on Facebook will get to see the picture. Everyone else you will have to miss out I am afraid. If my face was not covered by Hobart’s rear end, I seriously look like a par boiled Christmas ham.

A-Dogg is going to come over tonight and I will experiment with making beetroot spaeztle for a veal and pumpkin stroganoff-esk dinner.

Enough procrastination. I have been avoiding attempting the macarons as I havent made any for a while and I am worried I’ve lost a bit of a hand.

August 1, 2008

BUMMER

An American woman’s body had became attached to her boyfriend’s toilet after she sat on it for two years, police in Kansas said.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” said Bryan Whipple, the sheriff of Ness County.

It appeared Pam Babcock’s skin had grown around the toilet seat, he added. “It is hard to imagine. … I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

The 35-year-old initially refused emergency medical care but her boyfriend, 36, and police officers finally convinced her to go to hospital.

“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Mr Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
The county attorney still has to decide whether any charges should be brought against Kory McFarren, the boyfriend.
Mr McFarren told investigators that he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow’,” Mr Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The house in Ness City had a second bathroom that he could use.
On Feb 27, Mr McFarren called police to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend”, Mr Whipple said, adding that the man never explained why it took him two years to pick up the phone.
Officers found Miss Babcock sitting on the toilet – fully clothed, except for her tracksuit bottoms pulled down to her mid-thigh.
She was “somewhat disoriented” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, the sheriff said. “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave.”
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles away, where she is in a fair condition.
However, Miss Babcock has since refused to speak to police. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
James Ellis, a neighbour, said Miss Babcock’s mother died at a young age and she was apparently mostly kept inside the house where she grew up.
“It really doesn’t surprise me,” Mr Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.”

May 19, 2008

IS THIS A SHOW FOR GAYS?

“What advice would you give to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton?”

“It’s all about connection…”

xx Lektrogirl

October 13, 2007

GIVE A GIRL A BREAK

So she might be looking more Xtina these days and didn’t do such a great job performing ‘live’ [the look on 50 Cents face is worth far more than his name in the video of that event] but I still love Britney.

July 30, 2007

BUM IN THE FACE


This is what normal people do instead of wear white belts and write blogs with links for downloading MP3’s that they found on someone else blog to all play at the same parties. I think these guys should DJ at the next party round town.

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