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October 13, 2007

GIVE A GIRL A BREAK

So she might be looking more Xtina these days and didn’t do such a great job performing ‘live’ [the look on 50 Cents face is worth far more than his name in the video of that event] but I still love Britney.

August 6, 2007

TOTALLY BROKEN HEARTED

So yes it is true. Someone can dump you and then dump you again without having even got back with you. A certain exhusband who will remain nameless, will remain nameless cause is name isn’t worth repeating right now unless it is with a sign of derision. It’s OK. He is going to the movies with other girls these days. And I always hated the cinema. The girlfriend before me called him the VORTEX OF PAIN. I laughed really smugly thinking “Oh how could this girl be so awful…” But now the joke is on me.

From this:

To this:

But it’s all cool. I was totally totally broken hearted. Then I got an email from The Mafia today. She said:

but – girl – u did e-v-er-y–h-i-n-g in the world u could do!!!!!
any other woman would have dumped him over a year ago!
and u tried!
I think it#s really tough and a sign, that you have a huge heart and lots of love and
that u can remember and u still have that. maybe that’s the best of it…

And it is true. Bitch Ass Darius said something similar to me once waiting for the Eurostar that made me cry.

I got good friends. Even nameless. I got home today to find he had come over and done all my dishes. What a weirdo. But I know he still loves be.

BUT LIKE THE FLIRTS SANG FOR BOBBY ORLANDO: CALLING ALL BOYS!! IT’S OFFICIAL!! I’M SINGLE!!

I’m not the type that easily crys
But I must admit there was
a tear in my eye.
Now I know that I love
you and I’ll know I’ll
be true too.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I love you
I do.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I need you
I do.

No
I’m not the type that
easily swayed but I must
admit that I wanted to
stay
Yes
I know that I want you
and I’ll always be
true too.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I love you
I do. . . .
Hey boys
I think your cute in
tight blue jeans and
French cut suits.
Outta sight

outta mind
your quite a catch your quite a find.
Ooh
you’re slick
ooh
you’re chic
you’re so hot
you’re so sleek.
You got class
you got style
I’ve wanted you all the while.
I’m not the type that
easily crys but I must
admit there was a tear
in my eye.
Now I know that I love
you and I’ll know I’ll
be true too.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I love you
I do. . . .

Oh HOLY SHIT… I just remembered this!!

I could make a dozen bad jokes about nameless here about who he ain’t.

xx Lektrogirl

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