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May 11, 2010

GENERAL HONG KONG

Yesterday I saw a fish getting it’s head smashed in, a giant hunk of liver hanging on the side of the road dripping blood into the street, I ate dim sum in a place where I was the only whitey with toothless old men and saw a little cat standing on the top of a pile of fruit in the open air market meowing its little face off while a man kicked a plastic crate full of holes and chicken gizzards down the hill in front of him.

Not sure which part left me feeling the most squeamish.

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April 15, 2010

VIDEO UPDATE

So banging on about Kings of Pastry again but can’t resist because now I have found out that the duo that made this movie  – D A Pennebaker and Chris Hegedus – also shot another one of my favourite documentaries from my teenage years – 101 Depeche Mode. In the Depeche Mode documentary fans are picked out from a club to tour along in their own bus and follow Depeche Mode around the States. There is parts of DM live [obvs - and yes I used to wear white Levis, Doc Martins and Enjoy California t-shirts or with crying Virgin Mary's on them], the band behind the scenes and the fans all fighting, getting drunk or being total annoying fucktards. As you can well imagine.

And btw kingsofpastry.com

Now, it has been a while since I have presented you will a video like the one I am going to post. That’s right folks I am back on the Cyst Videos. This one I don’t think is really magnificent in a gross out way to look at – what I find so interesting is how INTO IT the whole family are around the kitchen table digging into this guy’s back saying stuff like “i’m so happy right now” and “yeah the iPod is better – it has better colour”. Saying that the visuals aren’t that bad – still watch out. I just had my morning coffee and had to take myself to the kittens to stop thinking about it for a minute.

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June 21, 2009

I HATE SEX AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE IT WITH ANYONE CAUSE SOME PEOPLE JUST NEVER FORGET

JIZZ DRAWING

Dustpan and brush

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May 12, 2009

PREGNANCY DOLLS

Read all about them here at one of my favourite blogs, Morbid Anatomy.

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August 10, 2008

RANK ALERT

WARNING

I said I wouldn’t post another one of these every again but I couldn’t resist. The other night after watching a plethora of cyst videos on YouTube and having Facebook chats with a nice friend, I then when to bed and called my friend for further conversation where he was continuing to watch these videos and describing everything that was happening in them – I was watching these videos by proxy! Oh what a happy heart. Anyway this one sounded SO GOOD that I had to get the link and sure enough it was in my inbox this morning for me to enjoy [I had garlic stuff olives and cherry tomatoes for breakfast with a cup of English Breakfast tea.]

Anyway if you don’t have the stomach to be checking out the video above, I will explain briefly that it is someone with a tooth abscess squeezing the bloody puss into her own mouth. It is fucking RANK.

In other news, my big Saturday night was Mr Chips and I making Facebook videos for a number of friends. Apologies to those who received rather weird videos [Mrs Kipling and Cazza for example]

Night night beautiful people. I want to go and have sweet dreams.

xx Lektrogirl

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July 29, 2008

THE EFFECTS OF SUN


My view, originally uploaded by cjacobs53.

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March 31, 2008

NO, THIS IS REALLY THE WORST

This video is not suitable for minors, people who are a bit lightweight, or anyone who cant watch operations on TV.

It is seriously the GROSSEST THING EVER.

Someone’s Aunty removed a subcutaneous cyst from the neck of their nephew THEN POST IT ON YOUTUBE. WTF I don’t know. After the blackhead video from a few posts ago I was talking it over with someone on AIM and I decided I needed to know what actually a cyst. So I start to check it out. I regret ever searching for this kind of stuff.

* I NEARLY FAINTING WATCHING THIS – I HAD TO GO AND SIT ON THE SOFA WITH MY HEAD BETWEEN MY KNEES NO WORD OF A LIE
* THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I EVER HAD TO CLOSE A BROWSER WINDOW [admittedly it was right at the end after they had to tug at the cyst and hack the last bits off with a blade]
* 2 GIRLS 1 CUP IS A WALK IN THE PARK
If you are too feel woosey already here is the brief synopsis – a Mexican guy with tattoos over his neck has a giant cyst in the back of his neck and balls of stuff that look like chewed up wads of gum come out with every squeeze of the fingers of his loving Aunty.
LIKE WADS OF CHEWED UP CHEWING GUM

GROSS
GROSS
GROSS

Watch with caution.

Not only cause it is gross, but because you may develop an addiction like me to check out more of these kind of videos. I’m not going to post any more on my blog I promise BUT there was one guy who post a video and story about the cyst on his face that he popped, [from his post:] “It ended up getting infected, and my stepdad, who’s a doctor, gave me the leftover antibiotics from the dog, cause I don’t have any health insurance. They didn’t really help and a few days later my face got TOTALLY infected. I could barely open my right eye cause it was so swollen and the muscles in the right side of my face wouldn’t work. I ended up with a REALLY bad staph infection, and had to be put on the strongest antibiotics you can get without going to the hospital and getting an IV.”

It’s here if you really need to see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CaCSPhXZwU

Anyway – this is the last that I will say on the matter. Cause I actually am very squeamish.

xx Lektrogirl

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