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June 29, 2010

THE JOHN DAVIDSON FANCLUB #41

From: John Davidson [mailto:XXCENSOREDXX]
Sent: 29 June 2010 05:01
To: Emma Davidson
Subject: RE: back from nantes

Hi 2 u. I bin to Nntes – quite a long time ago, went with some (well, all of her ecept her farkin brains. Why would she be with me? She could parlez France. She was a school teacher, all of whom are quite queer. Still she was honest. I could rely on her leaving some FRANCS IN THE HAT WHILE (fark caps lock) blew my bollocks off playin La Compasita along the boulevardes. Yeah being young wasn’t all bad. Gtting them preggars was the curse!sounds likeyou had a good time . Good on you. You only have one shot at living kiddo. MY REGARD TO MISS fERRET, who looks after her when you scarper into the wilds of Europe. How’d you like YOURcountry being ruled by a Welshe woman from Barry – near Cardiff? She’s a lot brighter thabn the predecessor, Kevin Rudd. God love us. He blondes his hair. Still not hitting it off with your sister.. Not him you dick. ME Don’t think I’ll ever be on good terms with her. Bollox, anyhow. CHEERS to my 2 Friends. Meeow ya hairy bastardXXXXXX Luv ex yer Dad

April 1, 2010

BERLIN HERE I COME


And so today, I gather my things and I am leaving for Berlin this Easter. O HAI LU, LIVIA, DANIEL, EMMA… HERE I COME!

Last night I gave another little talk at the Vauxhall Fashion Scout event where the dudes from VFS collect a series of business professionals together to impart “wisdom” and answer questions about young designers starting up their businesses or fresh graduates. I say “wisdom” because yours truly here talks about finance, making money, planning for the future and my favourite topic of all, collecting money. It reminds me a bit of Lektrolab days talking, telling jokes and making friends. But other than me, from Raggy Doll Opsa Daisy Finance Pty Ltd, other speakers last night were David Jones, luxury freelance design consultant [major dude!], Allan Scott, from New Planet Fashions, Anna Brett, MD of Image Studio Production [these two run sampling and production units - a place where you go to get your collections made as opposed to the factory Hobart came from], and Emma Crosby, sales manager for Vauxhall Fashion Scout’s London exhibition and Paris showroom [she was wearing some SERIOUS shoulders - executive realness Vogue House style - and somem incredible leather fingerless gloves but a bit weird shaking her hand. Maybe in sex club I would feel different?] God – I’m typing super fast and rambling cause I should be packing. Check the VFS website thefashionscout.com they will make better sense of it and they have a nice blog. And if you are a young designer, or someone who has been going for a little while and need to make sense of what you are doing, get in touch with them!

And quickly let me introduce OXLEY to you all. Serious contender for Mr Personality against Hobart and Bette. [Actually I think he'd win.] He is the cat of one of the girls from work. And he looks just as crazy and excited as me now that I am going on holiday. BOOYAH.

April 29, 2009

Well Valeria, I guess we are having a relationship…

…and like all relationships I have been in, I never agreed with everything.
The Relationship

No matter how happy you think you want to be.

February 12, 2008

WHAT A FABULOUS HOLIDAY

In between the usual DIY – I just took off the kitchen door [my trail of change is spreading further through the house] and scrabbling on the floor painting skirting boards – I learnt you can check webcams on Google maps.

I really want to go here on my holiday…

Well that is how it looks today. Here is the link to the live webcam page. Check back in a week or two to see how it looks then.

Webcam webcam camping les galets - Europe, France, Tatzó d'Avall

But even I was sent there by someone else on holiday, I would still be a very happy girl. Last night with Cardinal and Pickles, I went round to Venom’s house for dinner. I made the starter, Venom did the mains and Cardinal took care of dessert.


I made a selection of ‘Vietnamese Rice Paper Rolls’. Basically it was the same concept with various fillings cause as I learnt Jews don’t eat prawns cause they are pigs of the ocean and eat shit etc.


This is Venom’s dish. It was delicious. Oh and I forgot to photograph the salsa he made for nibbles – it was one of the best I ate.


This is Cardinal’s Cheesecake. She makes the best cakes ever on earth – except for the ones my Mum makes. This cheesecake was perfect in every way. Except the little crack on the side. But we ate the evidence.

I have a hilarious video of Venom telling a story about the girl who gave him the best blow jobs ever that involves some dating website pre Friendster but I have been banned from allowing it to ever surface on the internet. I was watching it this morning in anticipation of YouTubing it laughing my head off, but that was previous to the email ban I received. Boo hoo.

We also briefly discussed the Hamas controlling the Gaza Strip – I watched that show the other night ‘Inside the Hamas’ and I found it really interesting. Not cause I was anyone’s side – just that I am totally pig ignorant about political issues and at last I finally understood a little bit about the different crews battling it out on the Gaza strip. In my brief synopsis of the show which ended with “And now the Hamas are just in there hitting people with big sticks. It seems wrong.” Pickles just looked at me and said I should have a political column in a newspaper.

In other news, Fat Pat ‘Tops Drop’ is the most played track on my iTunes.

xx Lektrogirl

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