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May 12, 2009

OUR SEX LIFE

Ta-Dah! I have an announcement to make.

Valeria and I have been working on a new development called:

OUR SEX LIFE

We decided that lameatnames.com was going very well, but to be fair to all the people we had collected, we should be also posting ourselves online. As well as creating instead of just collection. And we are equally obsessed with sex, lust and most of all, losing. So we started a thing in wordpress – it isnt really a blog – that is like a skeleton we will fill with blood, sperm and broken hearts to flesh it out. Sadly, we haven’t wuite resolved how we will deal with some of the more recent posts are actually historical – you might be looking for updates but we have been scanning in stuff that gets archives in 2005… actually I don’t know why I said that “to be fair” business. Like who cares? They didn’t.

Anyway, some things about osl.lameatnames.com [osl is said like asshole btw]

DEFINITELY not safe for work [Air Commodore is leaving his job anyway]
DEFINITELY gonna have gross private stuff on there about V & I that you might be too grossed out to inspect [Feel a bit weird about The Cardinal looking - she's such a lady]

So I think I have been clear enough. Something is just nice and nothing too.

Et voila osl.lameatnames.com

xx Lektrogirl

May 11, 2009

THINGS PEOPLE TYPE TO FIND US

Top 20 of 311 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 1923 41.27% cunt
2 423 9.08% oral sex
3 248 5.32% sex6
4 199 4.27% cunt-
5 96 2.06% cu-
6 92 1.97% cun-
7 88 1.89% sex2
8 64 1.37% sex9
9 51 1.09% sex8
10 50 1.07% wet -
11 48 1.03% nak-
12 47 1.01% sex 18
13 44 0.94% nake-
14 43 0.92% -
15 42 0.90% wet cunt
16 39 0.84% oral sex-
17 35 0.75% naked-
18 27 0.58% sex10
19 25 0.54% oralsex
20 24 0.52% naked peeing

April 23, 2009

A ROUGH ESTIMATE

And FYI V and I are working on another site like lameatnames but a but different. More soon.

xx Lektrogirl

January 25, 2009

LAMEATNAMES HAS GUEST: AKROE

For the first time, V and I have let someone else have their selection of pictures on our online amateur porn site, lameatnames.com

Akroe lives and works in Paris. He is a graphic designer, has been the art director for electro/hip hop label Institubes, collaborates closely with Sixpack. He was given carte blanche for a month by the department store Galeries Lafayette, designing the windows of the flagship store in Paris. His work is frequently exhibited, in France and abroad. There are two Akroe monographs published by Pyramyd, in its Design&Designer series.

He sent us a gang of pictures, but we only used a about a dozen. He thanked us and asked we send back the ones we didn’t use. He also said it is clear he needed to work more on his style. He asked for some pointers in what makes lameatnames porn. I gave them to him. Let’s hope his next contribution is better. For the meantime you can see his NSFW contribution here on lameatnames.com.

Also, here are some examples of Akroe’s work:

Or you can check his whole portfolio here on www.akroe.net

And no, we don’t want your pictures. This isn’t an invitation for you to start sending us stuff cause like I started off by saying: we really don’t want them.

Only sometimes it will happen that we will be interested to receive someone’s collection of pictures, and if there are enough good ones, we will post them for you all to check out.

Please don’t be offended that it works like this. We just don’t want to get bombarded with more of the same shit we already filter through to find what we consider beautiful enough for the lameatnames gallery.

xx Lektrogirl

December 12, 2008

FAUND #3 ALREADY SOLD OUT

Oh God and there I was going to tell you all about the fabulous new FAUND magazine to which V and I contributed as lameatnames.com

FAUND #3, DECEMBER 2008
Handmade, 60 color pages featuring cops and criminals as image-finder guests.

We were asked as criminals cause our host kicked us off for the porn content. Not that surprising really.

Only there isn’t a lot of point cause they think they are sold out already AND WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A COPY. Cry.

You can read about our misery here.

xx Lektrogirl

October 28, 2008

MISS POPULARITY

—–Original Message—–
From: ICDSoft.com [mailto:accm@icdsoft.com]
Sent: 28 October 2008 21:02
To: XXCENSOREDXX@XXCENSOREDXX.com; XXCENSOREDXX@hotmail.com
Subject: Monthly overtraffic notification for lameatnames.com.

Dear Valued Customer,

Our monthly traffic statistics shows that you have already used 80% of your monthly bandwidth available for lameatnames.com.
If your site exceeds your current limit of 20 GB, you will need to purchase additional traffic credits.

The fee for each extra 1 GB of traffic is 3 USD.

You can purchase additional traffic credits for your site at your hosting account Control Panel -> Upgrade section.

If you reach the 100% of the quota before the end of the current month, your hosting service for lameatnames.com will not be disabled automatically.
However, your hosting service will be subject to suspension in case you don’t submit the payment for the excessive bandwidth used.

If you have any further questions, please, do not hesitate to contact us.

Thank you!

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October 9, 2008

WARNING NOT GOOD FOR WORK

Here is an advance warning that this post is not suitable for work.

View the picture here if there is no-one standing behind you and remember to empty the cache on your browser

A friend of my sent a picture of himself getting a blow job because he knows I have an appreciation amateur porn in reference to lameatnames.com

N.B. ALL EFFORTS TO HIDE THE IDENTITY OF PERSONS IN THE PICTURE WAS DONE BY MY OWN FAIR HAND

I had to sit and look at this picture for a long time. And wonder – what is this? – and why don’t I like it. I have nothing against the guy. But I realised I hated the knickers and the tattoo of the girl. Also, I think I can conclude that I am not into Photobooth porn. However, I do appreciate the fact the picture was sent in the first place.

August 31, 2008

IMPROV GONE WRONG?

Got I get onto YouTube today and it recommends a video to me that is just like watching myself in another 10 – 15 yers… hell maybe 5 if someone throws acid in my face.

She has a better body than me.

I have to say that for the time being I cannot bare to look at gash being held open with craggy fingers for a fat husbands delight any longer so I won’t be updating lameatnames.com for the time being – it will all be Valeria. I know that it is in good hands. I bet the the lady dancing in the video also has her own Flickr page. YGM.

She also does Haddaway what is love. Fellas imagine giving her a ride…

Anyway I’m cooking roesti right now which need my attention.

OH SHIT forgot to say – in the tragic mind of a sad and lonely blogger such as myself who can’t help but occasionally tease someone. I am personally a big fan of Prancehall’s blog just for the record even thought he hates me.

Anyway check this post: little-uk-rap-blast-from-past

I have to admit

Anonymous said…

the best things on your blog you nick from other people. lucky you sit at home all day surfing the net or you’d have no content at all.
2:12 AM

Was me. I was rotfling when I wrote it and didn’t realise Pranny was going to have a little pebble in his pants over it like someone on the planet mu forum. I’m sorry.

xx Lektrogirl

August 25, 2008

LAMEATNAMES.COM

At last, an arena for posting all my Internet intimate pictures. Everytime I put pics on here I get told by everyone “I CAN’T LOOK AT THAT AT WORK!!!” so instead, there is now a dedicated website to forlorn desire, absurd nudity and heartbreaking loneliness. There is a lot in the bin there.

http://www.lameatnames.com

BOOKMARK IT! V and I will be continually updating the site with new pictures when we can. V is based in Paris. I have never met her. We both like to be bitten. We both had sex with the Parisian Jew.

And yerrr take care. Definitely not suitable for work.

xx Lektrogirl

July 28, 2008

AN OCCUPATION


jane_09, originally uploaded by st3773.

If you hadn’t discovered it for yourself already, there is an inordinate amount of pictures of women in nylon tights on Flickr. Personally I love them and there is something about the repulsiveness of flesh coloured tights and a gusset I find hilarious. Others don’t – they find it a full time occupation it seems.

xx Lektrogirl

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