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August 6, 2007

TOTALLY BROKEN HEARTED

So yes it is true. Someone can dump you and then dump you again without having even got back with you. A certain exhusband who will remain nameless, will remain nameless cause is name isn’t worth repeating right now unless it is with a sign of derision. It’s OK. He is going to the movies with other girls these days. And I always hated the cinema. The girlfriend before me called him the VORTEX OF PAIN. I laughed really smugly thinking “Oh how could this girl be so awful…” But now the joke is on me.

From this:

To this:

But it’s all cool. I was totally totally broken hearted. Then I got an email from The Mafia today. She said:

but – girl – u did e-v-er-y–h-i-n-g in the world u could do!!!!!
any other woman would have dumped him over a year ago!
and u tried!
I think it#s really tough and a sign, that you have a huge heart and lots of love and
that u can remember and u still have that. maybe that’s the best of it…

And it is true. Bitch Ass Darius said something similar to me once waiting for the Eurostar that made me cry.

I got good friends. Even nameless. I got home today to find he had come over and done all my dishes. What a weirdo. But I know he still loves be.

BUT LIKE THE FLIRTS SANG FOR BOBBY ORLANDO: CALLING ALL BOYS!! IT’S OFFICIAL!! I’M SINGLE!!

I’m not the type that easily crys
But I must admit there was
a tear in my eye.
Now I know that I love
you and I’ll know I’ll
be true too.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I love you
I do.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I need you
I do.

No
I’m not the type that
easily swayed but I must
admit that I wanted to
stay
Yes
I know that I want you
and I’ll always be
true too.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I love you
I do. . . .
Hey boys
I think your cute in
tight blue jeans and
French cut suits.
Outta sight

outta mind
your quite a catch your quite a find.
Ooh
you’re slick
ooh
you’re chic
you’re so hot
you’re so sleek.
You got class
you got style
I’ve wanted you all the while.
I’m not the type that
easily crys but I must
admit there was a tear
in my eye.
Now I know that I love
you and I’ll know I’ll
be true too.
Calling all boys
I’m calling all boys – I love you
I do. . . .

Oh HOLY SHIT… I just remembered this!!

I could make a dozen bad jokes about nameless here about who he ain’t.

xx Lektrogirl

July 26, 2007

HEARTBROKEN

“7YG and Do It are united in our hatred.”

Do you think they have a little cubby house over the back fence where they became blood brothers and swore an oath before burning home for tea on their bikes?

And yeah man, I am a loser.

xx Lektrogirl

June 9, 2007

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

SHIT – I just realised it has been THREE years and there I was telling everyone it was two. Never mind – inviting people to our wedding I started off telling everyone I was getting married on the 8th and not the 9th.

So basically what I am trying to say is that three years ago today Brains and I got married.

You can view the award winning Wedding Invite website as honoured by Olia Lialina’s website competition.

I made this a while ago for Brains. It must have been a Valentine’s Day thing or anniversary. But it was also part of Da MySpace Hustlerz art project we did for Sonar 2006.

Today I woke up and I feel totally miserable. Our marriage is revolting. I make jokes about it. But I just feel sad. I got nothing but grief from Brains’ father about it, Brains’ big sister and Brains’ exgirlfriend about it. And today I went into the living room to say Happy Anniversary to Brains who was asleep on the sofa. He farted on me.

I don’t like sad things. I love birthdays which are wonderful days. Mine is on December 1st – the first day of Summer [I'm from another country remember!] I’m just gonna look forward til then.

xx Lektrogirl

May 24, 2007

Personality transplant

God and there I was thinking I had no life. Check this out:

I have to say that before I met Prancehall, I imagined him to be a bit like this dude who made the video. I am wrong of course, and Pranny is what is termed “Internet Thug”. I don’t know if he has ever played Spyromania, but I have. Though my favourite is Crashbandicoot.

Oh this is a fucking awesome video with the flickering screen!!

Wow – this guy spends a lot of time playing Crash. Artist!

Anyway to sit here and watch cheats and videos of Playstation games isn’t the most loserish thing I ever did. Once I did a comparative impersonation of an ink jet printer vs. a laser jet for Pippa and I was deadly serious. She hasn’t let me forget it.

Oh and one more thing! This is from when Katharine met George Bush.

Katharine doesn’t need a personality transplant.

xx Lektrogirl

May 12, 2007

Owner of a lonely heart



I saw XXCENSOREDXX up close the other day for the first time in ages. Everyone else must have hogged the ugly pills when he was born. XXCENSOREDXX also has very nice manners. But then I guess that is cause he is British. Who knows what he said as he walked off – I couldn’t resist making a few obnoxious jokes. I suspect he though I was a dickhead.

Anyway – Speaking of love and other matters of the heart – I received a website link from my friend Drx this morning. [Drx is the one without the ponytail in Bodenstandig 2000] You have to check this link out. http://cosmic-people.com TOTALLY SPIRITUAL. And great images.

xx Lektrogirl

May 5, 2007

Holiday’s Over

Yesterday I got my period in the middle of Big W and had a massive fight with my nephew in the women’s underwear section over his new baseball hat he was using for a football. I’m still in Hobart until tomorrow then back up to Launceston for a day before I leave for my plane home. Sam and I have made friends, but my wages still have not cleared so I have been here totally skint unable to have much fun. Hopefully I will be in my account by the time my plane touches down at Heathrow cause I didn’t bring my Oyster Card. If anyone wants to meet me there and help me get home let me know.

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