Hello! Bonjour! Willkommen!

November 28, 2010

JUXTAPOSITION

October 27, 2009

FAKE BOOB JOB

Plastic Tits

You black, me red.

October 11, 2009

DATE WITH AN ITALIAN

Blueberry Muffin

September 30, 2009

I WENT TO HER FLAT AND SAW THIS PICTURE OF ME

All Women / All Men

And every man is the same

July 21, 2009

BEST ON OFFER?

Bored, I checked out the H&M style guide and came up with this classic outfit. Oh God.

In other news, XXCENSOREDXX told me all about how he gave a blow job to a middle Eastern cab driver. All went well – BUT THE CAB DRIVER STILL CHARGED THE FARE!

Massive LOLS

xx Lektrogirl

June 23, 2009

WHY IS IT WHEN I HAVE SEX IT FEELS MORE LIKE THIS?

Every evening we return, we see the television. You deepen the finger. At first, it becomes resisted, then it is opened. You discover the humid tunnel, the space which is hidden if you are held yourself, обрушивается under you because hole is which presses together you, because this living. To him giving the form which you want you swing inside, зажмурив of the eye. to fear itself before the space by the organ, the world by the point and either you goes fast, or you go slowly or you go as you want to go. Think by yours bite that you wanted always, so that it lasted, so that the moment has come if you say: « if I assemble ” to use as all people do to hold with it me informed there. It now not now and I there there also, because I trembles being fitting the signs. You groan, run with yours bite, and you, slowly run, you in your spring and in your sleep if you fall on me, усыпленного.

June 22, 2009

SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE

shit

What a life!

June 21, 2009

I HATE SEX AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE IT WITH ANYONE CAUSE SOME PEOPLE JUST NEVER FORGET

JIZZ DRAWING

Dustpan and brush

June 3, 2009

MECHANICAL JACK RABBIT FOR THE CLIT

June 2, 2009

PENIS POWER

Something Mum and I were talking about on the phone made me think of this old video and send her the link. So, lets go back in time and watch this video and reminisce about one of the greatest moments in YouTube history.

“Mechanical jack-rabbit for the clit”

xx Lektrogirl

May 12, 2009

OUR SEX LIFE

Ta-Dah! I have an announcement to make.

Valeria and I have been working on a new development called:

OUR SEX LIFE

We decided that lameatnames.com was going very well, but to be fair to all the people we had collected, we should be also posting ourselves online. As well as creating instead of just collection. And we are equally obsessed with sex, lust and most of all, losing. So we started a thing in wordpress – it isnt really a blog – that is like a skeleton we will fill with blood, sperm and broken hearts to flesh it out. Sadly, we haven’t wuite resolved how we will deal with some of the more recent posts are actually historical – you might be looking for updates but we have been scanning in stuff that gets archives in 2005… actually I don’t know why I said that “to be fair” business. Like who cares? They didn’t.

Anyway, some things about osl.lameatnames.com [osl is said like asshole btw]

DEFINITELY not safe for work [Air Commodore is leaving his job anyway]
DEFINITELY gonna have gross private stuff on there about V & I that you might be too grossed out to inspect [Feel a bit weird about The Cardinal looking - she's such a lady]

So I think I have been clear enough. Something is just nice and nothing too.

Et voila osl.lameatnames.com

xx Lektrogirl

PREGNANCY DOLLS

Read all about them here at one of my favourite blogs, Morbid Anatomy.

three chairs in the house. One to go.

Juicy

May 9, 2009

MORE WEIRD SHIT

Errr, thanks for this dude whoever you are via email to an account I never advertise anywhere…

December 12, 2008

FAUND #3 ALREADY SOLD OUT

Oh God and there I was going to tell you all about the fabulous new FAUND magazine to which V and I contributed as lameatnames.com

FAUND #3, DECEMBER 2008
Handmade, 60 color pages featuring cops and criminals as image-finder guests.

We were asked as criminals cause our host kicked us off for the porn content. Not that surprising really.

Only there isn’t a lot of point cause they think they are sold out already AND WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A COPY. Cry.

You can read about our misery here.

xx Lektrogirl

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