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November 24, 2009

LAST NIGHT

Last night I went to a wine tasting event. The sommelier was a lesbian, the owner had food stuck in his teeth. I hated all the wine bar one or two. The food was incredible. But it is a wonder I could eat at all with all the other revolting people there. There was a couple I despised the most. The man was dressed in a maroon velvet dinner jacket white shirt, no tie. The woman was dressed in an outfit that looked pieced together from airport duty free shops. I guess she was an airline stewardess cause her hair was tied back the right way. I guess he was just a general prick?

Today I had diarrhoea and every time I shit I have their two ghastly faces in my mind – them fawning over one another. She was practically melting into him. His back was straight but he was turned towards her as she sat around the giant table next to him. He wore a wedding ring. But he looked at her intently with every sip from his wine glass. With certainty it was the same face he has when he tries to drink deeply from her pussy. Only between her legs is as tidy and nothing untoward down there if her nose job is anything to go by. He could suck all night and he wouldn’t get anything from her. Not even a squeal.

November 18, 2009

TERRENOS VINOTEK


Use your credit card and topped up to whatever you choose to spend and pass the evening pressing the buttons to test every wine available. Light bar food also available.

TERRENOS VINOTEK Scheelegatan 12 Stockholm
Tel +46 (0)8 653 19 88

November 28, 2006

BAR DU MARCHE


I am thrilled to say that I am one of these kisses.


Steak et frites.


Porc moutard et frites


Hilaront!

A very casual French bistro where everyone speaks French. Even the Frenchies say it is like being in France.
Plats are about £9.50 each

Bar du Marché 19 Berwick Street, Soho London, W1F 0PX UK
Tel: 020 7734 4606

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