I'M SECURE

Hot from Milano...
Was just on the phone to Brains telling him about wassup in Milan and the party last night. So many cool pairs of glasses on every one but it freaked me out none of them had lenses in them. All the boys looked like they were off a Bobby Orlando sleeve. Anyway I was in the loo at the time - which isn't gross cause technically we are still married - chatting away singing the PC World jingle and punctuating the conversation with other random stuff. going on abouit the weather etc. Someone was knocking at the door a few times while I was hitching up my tights. Out I came to be greeted by the scowls of 8 Italian women all identical to each other all petite with patent leather boots and expensive hand bags and giant me in a pink and green tshirt purple tights pretending to be Tim Westwood down the phone.
Well I found it funny.
There is the NIKE party tonight and a gang of others. If any of the parties are like last night that will be mega fun.
Xx Lektrogirl
p.s. Donatella Versace looks fucking babyfaced compared to some of the creatures at the show.