TWO FUNNY JOKES IN TWO DAYS

I wonder if you will possibly find this funny?


At the work Christmas dinner, Jo and I said cheers across the table - I had A Quiet American and Jo had a Mango Martini - and as the glasses clinked, Jo said with her R'N'B VIP room voice "To PIMPING!!!" I cried laughing.

It was the funniest thing. She knows P Diddy, Busta Rhymes, ummm... I can't remember - but she fucked her liver working in event promotion.


Here she is in a chopper in Vegas


Here she is knowing about Pimping.


And here is P. Diddy trying to get Jo's attention with clumps of deodorant under his arm. He shouldn't use teen spirit.

Anyway the other funny joke was made by my old old friend Reuben from the old old days when I first came to London. I lived on their living room floor for a while and kept all my belongings in the world under their coffee table. Anyway - I was at the pub at the end of my street with Reuben and Pascale and Reuben was talking about a gang of Italian men he had seen that day. He was describing their outfits and was kind of focusing on their shoes for a while, but then he got to their dinky man bags which he described as "tumbled leather". TUMBLED LEATHER!!! I feel off the chair laughing. God I forgot what it was like to have such esoteric talks about fashion. Reuben kept saying it over and over and I was pissing myself. Obvs you have to walk in high fashion circles like me to understand what that means. For people like Prancehall and Venom who will need to have it explained - think back to the fashion picks I took of Ruff Sqwad and the little vinyl NIKE bag that looked like a hairdryer case one of them had. Imagine it made from leather, then washed in the machine with a rock. That is tumbled leather. And truss me, that is really funny. No-one but Italians wear tumbled leather.

Speaking of real snappy dressers, here are too boys that haven't made an appearance on my blog for a while - Pippa's kids Joe and Duke! Aren't they growing up!!!

Though making them dress up like towel heads and parading them round town Pippa probably isnt the most PC thing to be doing. After all apparently Christmas isn't Muslim enough these days but it is okay to dress little kids up like foreigners... What? Nativity what?! Oh! I get it... Ooops.


To Pimping.

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. Guess which HOTTIE voted Pippa Brooks his number one MILF recently?!!