DOWN TIME GOOD VIBES

The weekend hasn't been too hyped yet at the same time I've been having some of the best times ever. Because of this when something bummery has happened it has been so "Water off a ducks back why don't you get off the phone and stop wasting my life?" and therefore no drama. Really incredible.

On Friday night I spent HOURS with Mr Chips shopping Balenciaga shirts online with him, cooking him a dinner that redeemed me from the macaroni cheese and fish fingers anomaly fiasco a few weeks previously and then making dog masks and polystyrene regal dog accessories as I previously mentioned.



There was one lethal moment when one of these sausages exploded as Mr Chips pierced it with his fork squirting hot fat almost into his eye. I really laughed though Mr Chips did have problem seeing the funny side to that. I didn't tell him that they were the same size as the man I slept [I mean ASLEEP there btw] with who had the smallest penis ever. This lead to an online conversation with Jappers where we both concluded that giving brain while the guy holds your head is a total turn off and it just makes you feel totally inadequate and want to give up. So guys out there: totally unsexy - don't do it.



On Saturday we actually shot the video for Woof Acid - a Ceephax Acid Crew track on Kingsland Road and in Abney Cemetery. Super fun. The video is going to be great. It stars Peaches Geldof's dog Snowy! Her you can see Jappers holding the tiny dog aloft while Mr Chips has out his 16mm camera.

Then on Sunday, I went and saw The Cardinal. I had to collect my records from the night I left them there after I got mugged - which was WEEKS ago. As soon as I saw the case I remembered why. It was so fucking heavy. We decided to go to WORK IT and I had on the outfit I had worn round to The Cardinals which was incidentally my pyjamas from the night before anyway.



Here is a really attractive picture of me by The Air COmmodore who has three sleeps and 8 wanks left if everything we calculated was true last night before he goes to Canada!!!

WORK IT was pretty good times. There was one really banging set of music which included She's Got That Vibe. Shortly after when the music got too Backpacker Hip Hop for me BDL turned up and I got to laugh at him for saying he would never go to WORK IT and there he was. The Cardinal and I busted loose shortly after that though cause it was pretty boring by then. AND THEN we got to play in the cab office around the corner which was probably the high point of the evening. Sad but true. I was loving it.







Yerrr so anyway, tomorrow work, Wednesday a friend is coming over to work in the garden with me - SO EXCITED. The best treat ever. I can't tell you how much I'm going to love this. The best ever.

xx Lektrogirl