A VICTORIAN HOOKER
Max said I looked like a Victorian hooker when I went down the stairs to the shop to meet Pippa on our way to the Jeyjon gig at what once was the Raymond Review Bar. I then offered to have sex with Max and give him Syphilis but he refused on the grounds he doesn't do it with women.
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Rumpy pumpy for half a crown?
You'd end up losing half your crown jewels with all the diseases I've got and all the coins you have in your leather pouch from my pilfering children. As well as all the "coins" in your "leather pouch". LOL.
Battered sausage.
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