GILBERT AND GEORGE FOR KIDS

Gilbert and George for kids, originally uploaded by S0nambulo.

Without the poo, but still excellent!

Speaking of poo, I am waiting to find some on the floor in my house or indeed the stinking wreck of a dead kittens body.

I have a kitten! Not the one I wanted, but the bro or sis of the one I wanted. The other one, Rags, was such a bitch, they were never able to catch her at the factory in Tottenham Hale. So, this one was given to me in a box and when I got home, all I saw was it's tail.

I can tell you about the tail. It is black with a while bit on it. And moves really quickly.

Understandably it pranged out and did a lap of the whole house like greased lightening and then ended up under the sofa. Then I saw it go somewhere else briefly and now I have no clue wtf it is. If you saw my house, you would think that this was impossible.

I'm seriously worried it is stuck somewhere and can't get out so have checked everywhere which has driven me further insane cause I can't find it.

This cat doesn't exist but if I write about it and make many people believe in it, the cat will exist. Then I can call the cat something like God or Allah or Jesus and I can spend the rest of my life hoping to pull a cheese on toast out of the grill with it's face on it and I can finally know what it looks like.

xx Lektrogirl