THE JOHN DAVIDSON FANCLUB

The GA, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

From: John Davidson [mailto:XXCENSOREDXX@XXCENSOREDXX]
Sent: 14 September 2009 02:00
To: Emma Davidson
Subject: RE: hi from me and hobart


I can understand why you were taken by the Ferret, There is something attractuve about the way she looks into the world, if you know what I mean? Let's hope she pisses off the first horny tom that tries to give her a bellyful? Is your accommcdation big enough for ten more? ONY JOKIN. yOU COULD MAKE HER A PAIR OF CANVAS JEANS, IMPERVIOUS TO tOM'S ADVANCES.GLUE THEM ON AROUND THE WAIST WITH A CAT FLAP AT THE BACK WHICH YOU CAN DETATCH AND WATCH WHILE SHE GOES ABOUT HER FUNDEMENTAL BUSINES?I really (could strangle Caps Lock on occasion.)
The 13th day isn't a bad day for me. Things go radically wrong on the 14th. I detest the 14th.If things aren't right on the 14th they go wrong double barrelled(whatever that means?) How often do you read yer Email? I'm getting the daily habit, because I am afraid I might miss something interesting or even you have overcome the wallpaper hatw, and booted up? You're a MUST read!
Ithink I'll have to enquire about non-religious living. The Sal Army staff are quite stupidly full of piddling bible study crap. Then she, the CAPTAIN accuses me of knowing too 'DAM' much about the bible.
I asked her the other day. "If God made Adam and Eve WHO SIRED cAIN AND aBLE and cAIN SLEW ABLE WITH AN ASSES ARSE BONE AND THEN GOT MARRIE? who .t.f.TO? Ted Garner SAYS HIS SISTER. tHAT'S NOT MENTIONED IN THE bIBLE ANYWHERE. Ted Garner is an American Evangelist like our Billy Graham. Full of witty psycho babble and leave the money in the plates provided.
Driving you mad Kiddo? I guess you're prolly saying to yourself" the old man is full of the brown stuff?
\ Spose I had better let you talk to the Feral? She'ld prolly make more sense?Meeeiow. Luv ex yer pa. Don't you find typing after shagging about a mobile sequence of letters difficult? The position of the letters on a keyboard differ radically from the mobile positioning
Such is mate. Take care. Thanks again for the upgrade on the mobile, most welcome, but don do it again because it costs you a hell of a lot more to live than me.cheers mate.