A BIGGER HOUSE

la familia., originally uploaded by sfgirlbybay.

The walls of my council flat are never growing, but the collection of stuff I have in it is. I wish I had the space to grow a family by the sea like this woman.

I have almost reached maximum capacity.







But there is still shit shoved everywhere as Dora my cleaner will attest. My one dream is for a bigger house with bigger windows. I tired to convince myself that if I could find software to play the card game Briscola to download last night I would find eternal happiness. But it only lasted half an hour.

I suppose really I don't need to start a family by the sea side collection. As we all know I would rather they had some kinds of disfiguring diseases as well. I found in my papers the other day some wonderful pictures of horrible nipples I had collected from somewhere and didn't find a frame for yet. Ahhh for pleasant weekend activities.

Oh and I think I could always squeeze a bit of room in if I found another hairdressing sign like this one:



We all know God is able. But is he ready and willing?

And wouldn't it be confusing if God is Abel. Cause then who would be Cain?

I have to get ready for work, boozing tonight, boozing tomorrow, day off, ladies gang dinner and I have to think up some way of turning delivering a fully spa treatment with body scrubs soaks and massages into an interesting game for two 7 year olds [Joe and Duke] before Saturday night cause I think sure as hell I am gonna need it.

xx Lektrogirl