PUBLICITY

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I have had to increase the Cardinal's responsibilities. She is not only "SWF best friend", The Cardinal is now to be know as my "Number 1 Publicity Advisor" after finding some graffiti scrawled in the toilets at Visions.

LEKTROGIRL IS A SLUT!

Imagine.

Sophie Blair and I were taken aside in grade 5 by Mrs Beekmeijer for a quiet word that we didn't have to feel obliged to let the guys kiss us or cuddle us at recess and lunch time. Otherwise it could lead to people thinking bad things about us.
Shortly afterwards, Jason Roberts who was also in out class and had impetigo around his mouth all the time gave me a love note which read "To my sex loving girlfriend, I love you." I didn't even know what sex was. But I kept the note in the cuff of my brown corduroy jeans only for it to fall out when I got home and have my Dad march down to school to have a word with Jason Roberts.

Anyway so there was The Cardinal, PR Advisor and I slugging back the G&T at visions and I told her about the graffiti. She laughed, asked if I took a photo and said "Well it's all publicity!"

Then we danced all night long & shared a black cab home cause that is the kind of bourgeois women with cleaners, cats and speciality bake ware we are now.

What sluts!

xx Lektrogirl