Sunday, 15 April 2007

Big Heads

[left to right: Prancehall, Kyke Turner and DJ Brains]

**NB original picture edited by request. 07.08.2007

Which one of the guys above has the biggest head?

Apparently PRANCEHALL has a massive barnet!!

I would have thought it was going to be Kyke Turner with a face like his. I already know that Brains has an unusually small head - a bit like one of those little spider monkies - [I call him 'Melted Candle Head' on the sly. But then I have also called him 'Saucepan Handle' too.] But no it's not ASBO Daniel Kyke Turner. After comparing baseball cap sizes, Brains can tell me with some authority that Prancehall's New Era cap size is off the scale!!!

Well I hope you are all as glued to that fact from Shoreditch as I was.

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. FYI my New Era size is seven and a half.

Someone with a big mouth told Brains that XXCENSOREDXX has been sleeping with two girls lately but that he doesn't like either of them. Well one of them is ROUGH - she has a head like a broomstick - so who knows what XXCENSOREDXX was banging this female party promoter in the first place. The other girl is very cute. So go figure.

There is no love lost between me and Kyke Turner. The last straw came when Daniel sent a text to Brains calling me a c*** - which as Brains wife at the time this happened, of course I'm gonna be sitting right next to him to see the text arrive. Apparently Daniel claims he has apologised to me. But the only conversation I have had with Daniel is via text where he also called me a dickhead and then "I could really like you if you weren't so prickly" and I saw him at Chalk and he came up to talk to me so I just threw him some air pie.

So while on the subject of being prickly: The thing I really don't like about XXCENSOREDXX is that his mouth has always reminded me of the way a dog's vagina looks when the bitch is in heat - all puffy and squishy like that.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barnet Fare = hair
Not head

You two headed Tazzy retard

15 April 2007 21:12  
Blogger Lektrogirl said...

Point taken. I should have said BONCE.

and FYI it is Tassie.

15 April 2007 21:38  
Blogger Lektrogirl said...

After spending some time how people started cockney slang talking about a fare to go to Barnet, I was compulsed to Google it. I discovered: In 1588 Barnet started a fair which became so popular with people from other parts of London, that 'Barnet' became Cockney rhyming slang for hair (Barnet Fair=Hair). Which seems to make a bit more sense to me - if only a tiny bit.

15 April 2007 23:19  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

daniel is nice.
tasmania is scary.

16 April 2007 01:59  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fair/fare - OK, so I made a typo.
Whatever, this blog is so J. Arthur.

16 April 2007 08:53  
Anonymous brains said...

wait i'm confused, which one of us has the mouth like a fanny??

17 April 2007 08:29  
Blogger Lektrogirl said...

The one with a nose like Pete Burn's clitoris.

17 April 2007 11:34  
Anonymous brains said...

daniel's nose does not look like pete burn's clit! it is more like cherry blossoms, soft and sweet in the warm sunlight of a spring homo.

17 April 2007 21:34  

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