KYLIE MINOGUE 2 HEARTS

All through this video I expected to see clouds of talc coming out of Kylie's hair all over the piano - a fucking powdered wig from the back of Aunt Sally's broom closet. The skull microphone? Fuck me. What a travesty.


And when I first saw this I thought Mutya had rejoined the Sugababes for one last cover song until I realised this was a task from the Big Brother house. Charley does a good impersonation of Kylie whoring herself out there on stage striving to put as much inner thigh on show as possible.