BRITISH CHRISTMAS IS STILL STRANGE

Im sitting in the middle of the Hot Breath Christmas Party. It is obviously amazing cause I'm sitting here blog... Venom and I are comparing notes. I have to be honest and say British Christmas seems really weird - like George and Mildred. I don't really feel like I belong. But then my thoughts are already in Australia. Well I mean of course I belong - I'm surrounded by babes like Alex T and Cardinal and coke dick Venom - well maybe it is cause I'm worked to death right now and JoJo and her baby came into the studio and had liquid shits that nearly escaped through his babygro onto me. Roxy and Katharine both gaveme some beautiful jewellery today! So gorgeous.

This is so weird. i've just watched Alex T in a really animated conversation with some girl but backing away from her the whole time, and he's circumnavigated the table and now has is ass in my shoulder and his elbow in my ear. Oh a chair just collapsed. He is taking care of things like a man.

xx Lektrogirl