TURN OFF THE COMPUTER

You know it is time to do something else when you find stuff like this:



And obviously Venom is very good at his job writing reviews for whatever he does:


He forgot the parts about obsessions with bras, Javier Bardem, Alex T and tiling.

He also claimed that his dick is like a can of Red Bull [can I write that Venom?] and that I would definitely get some black dick on the weekend if I came to Fabric. Unfortunately, I am already going to a sleepover at a lesbians house on Friday where I am sure the activity will be a lot like 2 minutes into this video clip:


It's "No More Love" from 1933.

xx Lektrogirl