FIRST DAY OUT
This cat and I are going to the vet today and I will find out for once and for all if it is male or female, constipated or has an anal prolapse, riddled with germs and needs putting down or infact the lovely little kitten it appears to be.
In other news, boiler fucked AGAIN. No hot water. Rain. Misery.
Snails ate ALL my seedlings.
But Minet Minou Hobart Didand whatever your name is and I are happy inside.
xx
6 Comments:
What's this Minet business? One of the roads that borders Loughborough Estate is called Minet Road, after a French family who were obsessed with cats. There are cat gargoyles on a lot of the old houses round there.
Minet is french for cat, and Minou is like calling "kitty". Didand is French for Turkey, the bird - the factory where she is from is full of Turks. The little bitch doesn't reply to English. Only French so far. Or Kurdish or Turkish.
trust you to have a sick mangey cat - lol
less than interesting daniel as the vet said the cat is in purrrfect health.
oh hang on and what is that little voice from under the sofa? "Oh yeah and fuck you too"...
Sorry about that, the cat is house trained but needs to be taught some manners.
Right, this is war. La Donna's gonna fuck you and your cat right up.
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