HOBART

Hobart, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

We sat around all weekend watching K-Ville, Chris Rock's Kill The Messager show [my favourite part is when he is explaining when it is okay to use the word Faggot! LMAO]and some weird David Lynch short called The Grandmother and a few episodes of Law And Order [why not?].

Also, I ordered an overlocker after getting stuck in an internet K-hole searching out African fabrics. Life is changing again of course cause I cut the Frenchman loose after one argument that sounded too much like the same one we had before, and before, and before. A piss smelling old catty bitch is closer than ever.



QUICK GOSSIP ROUND UP: A continually unlucky friend got busted for smoking "herbal tobacco" in the park the other day. Someone else can be quoted as saying his girlfriend looked fat in an outfit. Another guy was having an affair with two fashion designers - both of whom were dating each other at the time [how does that work!?]. Nobody like XXCENSOREDXX it seems. Wouldn't you hate to be her?

And for a moment of personal advice to all you girls out there - and men, consider it a warning to keep your ex on the down-low.

The person who knows a guy best - for good and bad - is his ex girlfriend. If you are gonna start dating someone girls, it is in your best interest to find out as much about her as possible as you can and what she has to say about the guy you are interested in. Of course, this goes against everything that is mature and sensible cause of course you should be "above that" and "totally secure" and not interested. But trust me: the ex knows how he came to be with her and how exactly he came to be with you.

For example: he left a messy break up to be with the ex, and then had a messy break up with the ex. Trust me, you are gonna get a messy break up too. Find out the details. They will be invaluable. You are gonna find yourself standing there in the livingroom about to throw your dinner at them screaming - if not the exact same phrases word for word something with the same jist. At this point this is where the guy says "All women are hysterical. What is wrong with you? I'm not doing anything wrong. Look at yourself." This is when the screaming hot chinese home delivery goes flying through the air.

If he says shit like "my ex was a psycho" then try to find out if the girl before was too. Chances are if they were both psychos, the guy is going to push your buttons within an inch of your nerves being snapped and you will become a psycho too.

If the guy you are getting with told a big fat lie to his ex to be with you, he is gonna start telling you big fat lies as well. This one is a personal favourite of mine. A guy I went out with did exactly this to me. I even took the trouble when I met this girl by accident in a club all about it. She was so smug telling me how her relationship was based on "honesty and openness. We really communicate to each other an our relationship is nothing like yours." [Which is kind of ironic when she was caught smooching her ex in the club later on and discovered she was banging her ex on and off the whole time but that is by the by.] The real thing that makes me laugh here is that apparently her parting words to the guy we both dated was "You are such a liar I can't believe anything you say!!!" [Pot-kettle-black if you ask me] and I love being able to say I TOLD YOU SO at any opportunity.

Oh - and if a man is single and never married by the time he had reached middle age and all his girlfriends were "selfish and self centred" [in his words] then you can pretty much guarantee that the guy is never gonna give an inch with anything and isn't worth crying twice over.

And if you don't believe me, just ask all my ex's when it drove them insane that I was always right. Even my Papa says so. Hahaha.

WOAH - I don't know where all that came from! I guess an absence from blog posting for a while.

More garbage later.

xx Lektrogirl