POST CHRISTMAS POST

Merry Christmas, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

This was actually Christmas Eve. Dad and I were making a video. I hope this Santa's helper didn't deliver your presents this year. Cause if they were as filthy as the things that were coming out of his mouth, there would have been a lot of blushing on Christmas morning.

I am home. My cat Hobart is suddenly fat. I don't know what The Cardinal did to her. I'm going to starve her till the New Year and see what happens.

I on the other hand was told separately by both my parents that I could do with losing 10 kilograms and I am too fat. Happy Christmas to you too. The thing is my sister lives on the other side of the world, with a totally different diet, life, lifestyle, is a swimming instructor, mother of 3 kids, does all these diets all the time etc etc and our bodies are identical so I think looking at pics of all the aunties and great aunties on Dad's side, this is who we are. Well I do wish I had the motivation to go running at the gym like Mrs Kipling and watch episode of Law and Order on the iPod, but I think she does it purely to ensure her intake of chocolates that are kept in the freezer is not limited in any way. Basically at the Kipling house, all there is in the freezer and fridge is chocolate and film. And woe betide anyone who splashes water on the shiny work surface in there ;))))))

HAHAHA personal spin out moment. This blog started three years ago gossiping about all kinds of no-one DJ's and non-starters from nowheresville and now look at the kind of "gossip" I'm spreading. Careful dear readers, don't lift your skirts too far above your ankles... At least no-one has smashed a plate of food over my head in a restaurant for my blog.

Oh hang on - EX HUSBAND AS I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE OR HOW TO GET HOLD OF YOU - maybe one of your ex / current / weirdo girlfriends [that is a choice of three not a conglomerate] who read my blog for no reason that I can fathom, or some other nosey parker that will love nothing better than some shit stirring - can let you know that I HAVE JUST HELD MY FATHERS HAND WHO WAS CRYING THAT HE WOULD NEVER SEE ME AGAIN AND TRAVELLED 34 FUCKING HOURS AND OPENED MY FRONT DOOR TO FIND MAIL ADDRESSED TO YOU FROM YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT ON MY FLOOR. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE?! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN?! Don't bother calling. It's in the bin. Oh and that cool shop at Changi with all the acupuncture models in it has gone and is replaced by an upmarket Chinese "Health" Store.

I bought the Panasonic camera that is the same as the Leica DLUX-4. Exciting.

I'm glad to be home.

xx Lektrogirl