Thursday, 16 August 2007

TO DO LIST

1. Eat a hot dog some time soon.
On the way to the bus stop some guy was in his car with his do rag on and his Londsdale sweat on juggling a hot dog in a paper bag and the steering wheel of his Renault Lagunda (?) listening to Dizzy Rascal really load. Local glamour!

2. Get contact lenses.
Only I heard they can roll into the back of your eye ball. Is that true?
Max used to tell me I dressed like a prison warder and I guessed the effort I made worked cause I came to work one day and Jane said I looked like a demented doll. Last thing I need to fix is the glasses. Katharine said I looked like I had a hatchet across my face because of them.

3. Get a divorce.
Obvious.

4. Get a new computer.
Obvious - doesn't everyone say that? Only I want the cheapest most powerful PC computer I can find with a 30inch screen like that awesome one Alex Tea has been bragging about on Flickr. I nearly jizzed up all over the place.

5. Get the Knifehandchop off the iPod Roxy gave me that was Katharine's. Then I just dumped my externl hard drive of .MP3's on it.

Wow. I don't want a lot. I also got to stop blogging on the bus. I feel car sick now.

Xx Lektrogirl

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