FASHION FUCKING FREAKOUT

So I went into EAT today to get my morning soya chai latte with a donk on it and the guy in there gave me a look up and down with a cheeky face. I thought I got vibes off him yesterday but wasn't sure. So definitely today! He said to me "Yesterday you were wearing all yellow and today it is all green! Promise me tomorrow it will be all black - black is my favourite colout!" I pointed out that tomorrow is Saturday and he begged I wear black on Monday. I'm gonna be dressing like I'm going to Billy Idol's White Wedding on Monday - it would be unfair to lead a bumbling tubby barista on in a little chefs hat.

This morning was a total fashion meltdown - so many outfits all over the floor and a nightmare when I get home tonight. But I am glad someone appreciated it.

Today is also an R Kelly music day so soothing spritual vibes cause everything that looks like it is going right is going wrong, but then there have been some strange surprises come out from nothingsville.

I spoke with my cosmic twin Ciocci last night on the Internet. You might have heard of it. On this thing called Facebook - it is like this network thing on the Internet and you can like officially recognise all your friends so other people you also make friends with that you aren't really friends with know you have like all these really cool friends. And Ciocci was having like conversations and I was telling him that I had only like one - which was the one I was having with him - but then he said "Yeah but I bet all yours are your real friends." Anyway Facebook is really great cause it is now on the turn like Myspace did a while ago when it went like on the turn and suddenly everyone and their dog had a MySpace page for promoting themselves and being friends with like everyone. But as Ciocci says, Google is GOD and like Buddah says, the Universe fits into the palm of her hand [as Magic Monkey found out when he flew to the end of the Universe, saw the five pillars of the end of the Universe there, wrote his name and pissed and flew all the way back to Buddah who held up her hand and showed Monkey his name on her finger. Man he was shamed.]

xx Lektrogirl