GO AWAY ASBO D
I'm sure Daniel ASBO is the kind of guy to practise dancing in front of the mirror with his buddy XXCENSOREDXX who I won't mention cause I'm already dead to him and I don't want to end up having him piss on my grave as well. In fact I'm pretty sure that XXCENSOREDXX wouldn't piss on me if I was burning. In my minds eye, this is how life was in Ancient Rome when Suetonius was keeping notes during the reign of Caligula.
ASBO D is also the kind of guy to ask Paul which out of my friend does Paul think are hot. Segway into ASBO D talking again about how hot he thinks my friend JoJo is. Only now JoJo's fiancée knows and now ASBO D is dead to Alex. And this time I really mean dead.
It is a shame ASBO D hates Katharine Hamnett T's so much - [I got a snippy random little MySpace message about them today - he must have been spying on my blog again...] - because the two girls that ASBO D would like to bang both like KH Slogan t's and neither of them fancy Daniel.
I'm so super thirsty but too lazy to get up and get a Ribena or something. I'm AIMing with Kenny Kingston while he packs his stuff to move. I miss him. We make good trouble together.
xx Lektrogirl
Labels: ASBO, Kenny Kingston, XXCENSOREDXX
posted by Lektrogirl at
22:03
4 Comments:
The amount of effort you expend on Daniel (and likewise for him) leads me to believe there may be more to your professed hatred than you'd care to admit.
I had the weirdest dream last night about XXCENSOREDXX. He was my new boyfriend and it was nice! Even though it was a bit weird cause I had just got this new German boyfriend and XXCENSOREDXX saw this at the opportunity to make his play. All three of us were under the covers in the corner of the studio and there was this big party going. XXCENSOREDXX was being sneaky and trying to hold my hand. Then suddenly this weird stripper person came in and it was Madonna singing Happy Birthday.
Daniel did not appear in my dream at all.
Emma - OMG, this was so predictable. I'm shocked. I thought if I slagged KM off you'd write about it on your blog so I did it but I never thought you would because nobody is THAT predictable. OMG!
Alex - she keeps touching me and John. John hates it - I don't mind so much but I'm not sticking it in cos it aint like that.
The only really weird thing about writing a blog in the year 2007 is the way people react. Particulary when you meet say XXCENSOREDXX at a party, and XXCENSOREDXX tells you a story about XXCENSOREDXX and says "You can put that on your blog, but don't write the other thing on the blog." So when you write the story XXCENSOREDXX tells you about XXCENSOREDXX and then it seems that XXCENSOREDXX gets all worried and runs back and tells XXCENSOREDXX to give them the heads up [who wouldn't even be bothered to read this blog anyway] who then gets the wind up him so XXCENSOREDXX then runs back to tell me that XXCENSOREDXX could be annoyed. XXCENSOREDXX doesn't even tell me himself that he would be upset. Also, XXCENSOREDXX just gets worried cause they have been blabbing all of XXCENSOREDXX secrets to XXCENSOREDXX and XXCENSOREDXX tells me and I write them on my blog.
All of which I find funny and people who do read my blog also seem entertained! Thanks everyone!!
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