Sunday, 30 November 2008

FAR TOO EARLY

I don't know how it happened but we ended up at the Airport far too soon. on the way, the Cardinal was allowed to make one 'Your Boyfriend' call about a guy with a long walking sticks and a number of dilly bags about his person. He reminded me very much of The Magician in Hamburg. Any, my boyfriend had a mate - some black guy with a totally bandaged chin and cross eyes so Philippa won't be spending the night alone...

It has to be said: If I was trying to beat the world record on have sex with the most number of people at once - we can't remember her name - I certainly would NOT pick Switzerland as the country to try it out in. The men for the most part are rough. And the word for the women is definitely 'rugged'. Often the question 'Is that a man or woman?' springs to mind, but that is also something I ask my reflection...

Though got to say - when you spot a hottie in The Little Big City, he's certainly a fucking banger. Today have a pit stop ONE GUY came in that made us look to see what kind of hair he had under his beanie. Errr Diet Coke Break anyone? I was a bit disappointed tho cause when he spoke in English he sounded like The Terminator (he and his friends moved into our seats when we left.) I could almost guarantee too that he was a graphic designer or architect and Swiss and therefor by default totally boring. At least that is what I am telling myself.

It has been a funny weekend cause Zurich is like a second home for me, and I was here with my old time friends. Also on my mind has been the gorgeous recent friend I have made who has gone off to Australia and it is coming up to Christmas.

Xx Lektrogirl

3 Comments:

Blogger Lektrogirl said...

And so as I was going to say beffore spazzing out on the keyboard: I'm kind of homesick and would do anything to be asleep on my mum's sofa while she cooked me a fishfinger sandwich with beetroot and cheese. X

30 November 2008 15:27  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Are Swiss men sexier than gorillas? We look rough but act gentle.

30 November 2008 16:25  
Blogger Lektrogirl said...

Ahh the mystery - who would ask me such a question?

Funny you should make the connection between primates as the Swiss. Last time I was here I went to the zoo and saw a disgruntled ape rape another ape in front of all the kids and everything. He just rushed up behind her and gave her one with his horrid pinky ape dick.

30 November 2008 16:43  

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