Monday, 30 July 2007

LETTER TO DER-ALEXAN

dear der

im fine. im not with anyone at the moment. im in bed with my laptop, my mobile, my computer phone and my landline and no-one calling me. i dont get lonely cause i have my nintendo DS and i play some games. XXCENSOREDXX did sms me earlier to say he got a text message from a guy telling XXCENSOREDXX that he has to punch me in the face till i bleed or he wont be XXCENSOREDXX's friend any more.

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well there is more to write but i can't be bothered.

i was having an incredible AIM chat with someone i haven't spoken to in a while cause when i'm AIMing it is usually to talk dirty with men online and i don't have much interest in talking to girls at that time. tonight i found out uffie makes my friend feel like she is hanging out with an over sexualised 13 year old. whether that is true or not i don't know. then we had a chat about french scenesters. my secret AIM girly friend said that they are the worst. and i had to say that i LOVE them and that i love partying in france cause the grenouilles always have good energy party vibes.


a regular night out in paris just casual

i remember cracking up once about ED DMX performing at the ICA shouting to the crowd "everybody put your hands in the air and show how british you are!!" of course not a soul moved but kept doing their regular cool person at a party head nod. typical. there is also a hysterical section in the book "notes from a small island" by bill bryson comparing french desserts with british ones. basically he was saying british people don't know how to have fun and think to have to
much fun is a punishable offence - so as far as exciting puddings go, scones with sultanas are really OTT by british standards. no offence guys, at least in australia we have lamington drives and fairy bread. it's okay - you can call me a bigot.
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i really like scones with sultanas. unfortunately the best onese i ever had were in a french breakfast in paris. but it is like cadbury's chocolate - on appointment to the royal family - it even contains "chocolate flavouring" - really they aren't doing themselves any favours there are they. i cant think what else could taste like chocolate to make chocolate taste more like chocolate. but then banana flavour isnt banana, it is paint thinners.

i do love british people. you are very weird and i love you.


xx lektrogirl

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