SHIPWRECKED

How far away can you swim away from shore before you realise you need to swim back to land?

xx Lektrogirl

LONG POST BUT SAYING NOTHING

Another weekend passes and another beautiful girl vomits in Shoreditch.



My 'crew' were 'rolling' in those 'ends' over the w-end. As per usual we started off with out new secret tradition, which like the Freemasons handshake is only something discussed amongst that knows who know about it in the first place. Though I can only say, wouldn't be amazing if Pisco Sours came in miniature bottles!



We spent a moment with Lady Friends Noriko and Little Witch. Who should appear but Sue Ellen! Brilliant! I haven't seen her since those old days when the Little Witch and I had 'The Competition' and a chart on the wall with names and scores.

Then we headed to The Macbeth where I was THRILLED to see Deano who has the hottest moustache in London right now. It is a comforting vision as he looks just like an Australian Bogan - maybe from a Rossarden Motorcycle gang. Hell - even like Chopper Read



Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read (born November 17, 1954), is an Australian former-criminal, author, and celebrity. Convicted of many crimes including armed robbery, firearm offences, assault and kidnapping, Read spent a mere 13 months outside prison between the ages of 20 and 38, then went on to become a successful author of crime novels, selling in excess of 500,000 copies of his works. More recently, he has also found success as a recording artist.

The Macbeth is really one of the more rotten places in London to have a party. Everyone knows that queuing for the toilet is a tragedy and there is rarely any toilet paper. I took great pleasure in pissing and using a number of the most current flyers for 'Gash' distributed in the club. I made sure everyone one I use I tore so that Prancehall was going to be the first and only thing coming into contact with my most private parts.



Here is a flyer I had ripped in preparation [but didn't use] next to my new Jas MB clutch that was a gift from my dear friend The Arabian Prince. See Pranny that would end up on my fanny? Also, there is some random beer bottle I would be sure to do a Kinga with if I got too excited alone in the bathroom.

I actually spoke to Prancehall for the first time that night in a long time since our last 'Internet war'. I asked him if our beef was going to be like Kobi for ever time and he didn't even know what kobi beef is. So rather than trying to explain it to him I just told him I knew it was him that had written things about some people I knew on my blog. He line was "It was so long ago, I don't remember, I don't even care any more - Oh yeah I remember I was in the room when it happened but I didn't actually type it and there are two other guys in this club who you know that actually did it but I can't tell you who it is."

This news was enough to make me take my finger off "the pulse" looking at pictures of myself for a minute. I know...

We exchanged further 'pleasantries' for a few moments before Prancehall turned again and told me how much he hates me and what a revolting person I am. Only I can't take it seriously.



Look on the love on that face as man connects with fellow man. You really can't hate a guy like that. SPIRITUAL. Just like 'Happy Song' by Baby's Gang all over again.

Another girl transfixed by the London Summertime vibes is The Cardinal.



Somewhere deep within herself she is experiencing the vibrations from her aura to the soundtrack of Whitney Houston.

I have to say that there were few spiritual vibes by the end of my DJing stint at The Lauriston. I was completely knackered. The people working at the bar were incredibly nice and so were most of the customers. But there was one moment where I looked up and all I could see was some nutter in a black Akubra and black eye-liner dancing to everything I played, some black guy with a wooden bead choker asking for ELO and a table of bald men who were disappointed when Super Freak wasn't U Can't Touch This.

At the end of the night, one of the guys from the bald table came over to thank me tho' for everything I had played. He said that the whole night he and his friends had been trying to guess what my real life job is. And finally they decided that I was a teacher who looked like she had just marked 30,000 term papers. HA!! I always look so miserable when I DJ - either that or they were fantasising that I would spank them with a ruler.



I was only too pleased to be home that night and get into bed. So tired. And I couldn't get away from Mr Akubra quick enough once he started asking me if I believed in destiny and I tried saying no cause I knew where his conversation was headed but he told me that he knew I wasn't the type of lady who didn't believe in destiny. Then he asked if I was a Capricorn or a Gemini. Wrong on both counts.

xx Lektrogirl

BIG PIMPING

DSC00645, originally uploaded by Michael O'Neill!.

See how great I am and check out my BABE HAIR [TM]? You can also see a little bit of my Vivienne Westwood Teddy necklace and and the Jas MB clutch that Dal gave me. SO MANY COMPLIMENTS.
I recycle a joke from earlier in the evening 'Check me out I'm gonna lick that lion's ring'.

Anyway a lot of tales from tonight to tell you but it is 4.36am and I ate three muffins. I want to jump straight to bed and I promise I will upload my own pictures and fill you in tomorrow.

Oh and I'm DJing at the Lauriston Saturday night as well.

xx Lektrogirl

LATEST VALERIA

, originally uploaded by .valeria.

Amazing.

TIME OUT PLEASE

Today has been a total:



Everything has gone wrong! No spiritual vibes love synchronisity for me - Sandy Morton you can Eff Off. Get up after only 4 hours sleep, meeting times fucked, money fucked, head fucked, cooking fucked.

WHY DO I BOTHER? It better not rain tomorrow - I have some errands in town and I want to wear my Marni shoes.

I even tried to make a vlog like the girls below to cheer myself up AND THE BATTERY WENT DEAD.

I'm gonna get my Anna Sui nail polish remover out and talk to it for a while instead - trying not to drink it - and get into bed and cry me a river.

Oh - on a positive note:



Cause I was so miserable today I bought myself these and I love them.

And what am I listening to? Fuck Em by David Banner.



I'm no 314 or 618, but where I am at on the Route of the 393 it sounds pretty good to me.

xx Lektrogirl

GALDEM

I really wish I was a blonde cheerleader type. Life looks really fun!





xx Lektrogirl

FOOD GERMS

If you want to check out how your local favourite restaurant fairs in it's latest kitchen inspection here in London, you can visit the Food Agency Standard service and find out.

Sadly, being British, the reports are by no means as brutal as the New York counterpart which you can check out here. This site even lists when there has been mice, flies or broken light bulbs.

xx Lektrogirl

ULTIMATE WEIGHTLOSS

The other day, Jo Apps showed me this website sensibleunits.com and I was trying to work out my weight in average domestic cats for her. Only I didn't know how much I weigh - I never bother about stuff like that at all. So I was guessing like 90-95 kilograms. That is:

* 19 average domestic cats.
* 13 men's shotputs.
* 5.3 microwave ovens.

Today, I went into the pharmacy and had to pick up a prescription and noticed that there were some electronic scales in there. I weighed myself [shoes, jeans, t-shirt and Ralph Lauren sweat all on] and was surprised that at 5'10" I was coming in at 81.2 kilograms. That is:

* 49 average physics textbooks.
* 16 average domestic cats.
* 11 men's shotputs.
* 4.5 microwave ovens.

In a matter of days, I have lost the equivalent of 3 DOMESTIC CATS!! Wow!! What a diet!!

To celebrate, I went to McDonalds and had my favourite item on the menu - the 3 piece chicken strips meal [regular]with Curry Sauce and an orange juice and read the Metro paper. Cause I would hate to think I was really gonna loose too much weight and one of my favourite assets [LOLZ what a pun]

Oh GOD LOLZ!

OLD ADVICE

HAMBURG'S BIGGEST PIMP

Sebastian Reier by Magdalena Blaszczuk, originally uploaded by bootycarrell.

NEW TASMANIAN GALLERY

No I don't know that much about the new Gallery developments in Tasmania that has something to do with the mysterious buyer who is looking for new works here in London on the down low. I was just having a teary argument with my mother again on the phone about a number of matters when the subject came up though and she told me about some gambler investing his winnings in a Gallery at Moorilla [the famous wine estate].

I think the one she means is going to be the MONA [Museum of Old and New Art]. There is also going to be another gallery opening in Peppermint Bay in Woodbridge further south of Hobart opening around the same time.

So yeah - to the East End of London, David Walsh is your man.

BYE BYE

THE BORING ONE

Dear Mathieu

In celebration of our conversation this evening, I have decided to curate a new Blog exhibition called THE BORING ONE with some of my favourite pictures from Valeria aka the 'boring' one. Who as you know, I prefer to your last girlfriend known as 'the boy'. As for poor Julie, I am sure she would prefer to remain out of all of this.

So, for the grand opening of THE BORING ONE, please scroll down to view the pictures I have selected. Which you have already seen a thousand times before.

On curating this exhibition:
I love the internet. I love that people post the post intimate things on there. The most public domain. And then, often in private, thousand of people look at it. Thousands of people could all be looking at it in private all at the same time. It is mind boggling. I love it. There is no privacy any more. I love looking for people's secrets.

Et Voila.

THE BORING ONE
Photographs by .valeria


fantôme
Taken on May 26, 2008


Tu as dit laisse-moi te mettre dans un taxi si tu rentres chez toi dans cette tenue tu vas te faire violer et tuer et on retrouvera ton corps au bois de Boulogne.
Taken on April 30, 2008


ce n'est pas privé c'est un portrait/ I need you to hold on while the sky is falling
Taken on September 8, 2007


Taken on January 2, 2008


laideur fascinante de la décoration des hôpitaux
Taken on January 11, 2008


DSC09767
Taken on January 11, 2008


DSC08439
Taken on November 30, 2007


that night I fell asleep with the light on
Taken on October 4, 2007

POODLE ROCKING

Poodle Rocking, originally uploaded by ..Philippa...

I think The Cardinal should bring Lady out with us every night. A prop like her works wonders.

Today I spent with Jasmine who made my throat sore. It isn't for you to know who or why. It was very interesting working with her and hearing what she had to say. I hope she comes back soon.

Then I had a really frustrating phone conversation with the people at 3 who are all in India or Pakistan somewhere. I HATE MY PHONE. To send an SMS can take ages. It isn't me being all cool and casual to reply to you. It is actually taking like 10 minutes to send. So annoying. So I called to complain and got told that it is a common problem and I have to d/l some stupid SMS ACCELERATOR software for the Nokia E61. So they text me a link which doesn't have the software at all. So I call back and they tell me I have to wait 24 hours while they investigate. Why am I SOOOO mad? I don't know. But I'm furious. I really hate my phone. Which of course brings me to H M L.

I've been in such a mood lately. Although from the beautiful picture above you wouldn't think so. Can something just work out like I want it to for once please? Just ONCE??!

xx Lektrogirl

BLACK BIKE WEEK 2008

Black Bike Week 2008 223, originally uploaded by beachtoyota.

I have great Flickr Friends.

HEY MATHIEU

Dear Mathieu

I is past two in the morning and I can't sleep. Mostly because I am thinking of a way to come to Paris - I need someone to tell all my secrets too. For the most part, my blog is wonderful but there are always other things I want to write about as well. That is why I like to talk with you. I know you are a bad father but Bunny will always climb on the knee of Europe's greatest Parisian Jew and whisper in your ear. God... I feel like I'm going a bit stir crazy tonight. What do you suggest?

I spent the day in bed watching Almodovar DVD's. Today it was Kika. There was a scene where a rapist who has escaped from prison breaks into the house of his sisters employers, fake ties up his sister and goes into the bedroom to find his sister's boss sleeping. He sticks pieces of a clementine into the pussy of the woman to taste her on the fruit. For some reason it made me think of XXCENSOREDXX and want to be lying in XXCENSOREDXX parents bed under the nude portrait they have of themselves looking out the window at the sun on the wall.

I also got an apology from XXCENSOREDXX, but XXCENSOREDXX can keep his two fingered half hearted tap on the shoulder to himself while he pretends to be all goody goody. The sad thing is, there is nothing going on and I miss his big jokes like crazy. It is so stupid. He just has an insecure girl riding his nuts.

Then there is XXCENSOREDXX. XXCENSOREDXX is my secret. And XXCENSOREDXX is who I think of the most and would be the first thing I would tell you all about. And the second. And the third.

Do you remember when we ate Burger King? I just remembered walking down Holloway Road.

D'accord. Moi je suis fatigue - ENFIN. Je vais au pieu. I hope I don't have to see that ugly boude boudin any time soon. Save a seat for me at that nice restaurant we went to last time. I will meet you there as soon as I can.

xx Emma

SO EFFING GROSS

In the mood for DIY today after my astrology reading said that I can be lazy today and only attend to the essentials. So I decided to clean out all the waste pipes in the bathroom from the sink and shower. The picture above is just from the sink. That is a matted mess of hair, toothpaste and grout and got knows what else. It smelt fucking rank.

My mother keeps calling me and I keep avoiding her. I have nothing to tell her other than I'm broke, my neck hurts and I'm looking for a new job but can't sit at the computer for too long. I'm not in the mood.

Last night at WORK IT was a real drag for various reasons. But I was able to conclude that XXCENSOREDXX is no longer the worst dressed girl in London. After only seeing XXCENSOREDXX in TWO outfits, she has superseded the original horror with a devastating skill. Really really bad. So apologies to the first worst dressed girl. I actually think you are quite pretty for what it is worth.



I was so distracted by trying to have a good time when really I wasn't last night that I didn't even think to test the smell of this. I wonder if it really smelt of baby powder!!

When I first woke up this morning I felt like another lead weight had been added to my load when I thought some random cat had puked in my back yard - the same cunty cat who broke the cover for my kitchen strip light perhaps?! - but no it turned out to be just a water logged slice of wholegrain bread my neighbours had thrown into the garden along with all the other shit they throw, when not yelling at their dog or singing Frère Jacques to their kid atonally.



And to cheer myself up, I am reposting this song from September 2007

Best song ever.

xx Lektrogirl

AN OLD POST FROM MY OLD WEBSITE

this picture of vanilla ice has been in with my travel card in my back pocket for the past couple of years.
i could not even begin to calculate how many times i have sat on his face....

as for vanilla ice - at college (16 - 17 years old) i studied ancient history - all about the greeks and the romans. the teacher was kind of nice and kind of strange - she really wore a lot of mascara. most classes were taken up by us watching the tv series "i claudius." really i was shit at ancient history - i only took it cause i had to take something [all classes were elective.] i could never remember anything. for my exams i studied the historian suetonius because out of all of them his accounts were the most interesting. but it was also know that suetonius was the biggest gossip and bitch on the scene and would often exaggerate things to make a better story. [well so they say - afterall - who really knows except those there] anyway - after exams our teacher was really embarrassed she said "thank goodness i marked the question on suetonius and not one of the other teachers - you exam emma was almost pornographic!" it is much easier to remember tits and ass i think than dates so suetonius' writings were great. he spoke about caligula raping his sister and people being tided to stakes and fucked....

but anyway back to vanilla ice. there was this guy in our ancient history class who was not very clever. for example - to save his walkman batteries he unscrewed the cassette and tried to flip the tape over manually. Of course the tape became unwound and spilled everywhere. a bit simple. BUT he LOVED vanilla ice. His name was Ricky. Sometimes when I went out to take part in hobart's gripping night life at clubs like the Babylon, la cage, refines or the one that Ricky was at - the caddillac club (before it was called "club dimension" and after it was called "the avenue" im not sure what it is called now) and he would only dance to ice ice baby and he knew the dance routine EXACTLY. he was very good at it! he looked a bit like vanilla as well and also had a shaved eyebrow. and he wore the black waistcoat with high shined shoes and denim too. he was great.

BEAUTIFUL

Sarah and Alex, originally uploaded by All About Eve Babitz.

Now I know what I missed after not making it to the George and Dragon on Thursday night for Pippa night [every second Thursday]. Last Thursday to celebrate the opening of Nathaniel's nameless shop, the George and Dragon turned into the second hand store with everything for sale with goods from Nathaniel's shop. Looking at Pippa's Flickr it seemed all the Lady Gang were there [except me] playing dress up with all the hairy men in town...



Grass is always greener when you see the pictures of someone else's night. It also seems the beards are always ginger...

xx Lektrogirl

OH SOME STUFF I FORGOT

seventeen, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

So this picture is by Paul Pieroni who runs the gallery seventeen on Kingsland Road. He is one of the chaps that I spent yesterday evening with and here I am modelling his thick woollen suit jacket looking far more sexual and self assured than he did. Sorry Paul, but it is true.

Tonight, The Cardinal and I were at Catch again for Slash. Here are a number of things I forgot happened last night until we were able to dissect the evening completely.

Paul Peroni wiped his right bollock on the face of Lady as quick as you might like in front of us all. Cardinal was HORRIFIED. I couldn't stop laughing. I ended up putting pool cue chalk on one of my nipples and The Cardinal had my tit out crying 'IT IS GOING TO STAIN YOUR BRA'.

So stupid.

xx Lektrogirl

SUPER HOMESICK

The Spirit of Christmas., originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

I miss my Dad.

OZ ROCK

Everything from Australia isn't jokes back from home.

Pseudo Echo - Listening


The Church - Under The Milky Way


xx Lektrogirl

OH and the delicious Caz Facey has reminded me of Aunty Jack

Fuck Me...

RUM AND COCAL COLA

Mixed with beer. Who knew what a great hang over that would make? It definitely was a potion that removed all pain from my neck and shoulder allowing me to vibe along to R Kelly [My mind's telling me no.....] until this morning when I'm a crippled WRECK.



Here I am a 100% Babe Hair Babe so totally in love with myself I can't even look at Paul Pieroni. We had been to this exhibition at his gallery, seventeen, earlier.



Where the Cardinal and I had made this. It was great. Other visitors to the gallery saw it and were adding bottles like they were supposed to. I supposed no-one saw the value in the art there and it has been swept away. But whatever.



We bumped into Jenny Jenny in the street who was more than happy to pose with Lady. The Cardinal bought Lady from Nathaniel's new shop on Hackney Road full of the most amazing stuff.



See! Amazing! Jewellery, Clothes, Buttons, Music manuscripts, calligraphy practice, Gypsy Recipe Cook Books... all sorts...



And last night was the first night I met Phil. I mean WHAT A TOTAL BABE. [Not The Cardinal... I mean Chipstix Phil] His pictures on Facebook to date have not done him justice. He really is a handsome man! And so funny!!!


"Rambo" in a lonely pub

Giving birth is a Playa's Game.

Anyway - last night was major jokes and my body hurts too much to detail everything.



Paul Peroni definitely not fooling anyone.



We are SOOOO sad that Single White Female [DIAF] hates us.

I'm feeling so rough now and want to lie, cry and die right now I have to go. I will leave you with this beautiful Andrew Sisters song to reflect upon.



Thank you Captain Morgan.

xx Lektrogirl

I MISS YOU!!

Ladies I love you and think about you every day!! This picture makes me so sad... You have really moved!!



xx Lektrogirl

FUCK OFF FASHION BLOGGERS

There are thousands who work a H&M / Primark or other scum of the earth crap with an AA marl jersey. And guess what? You all look the same. Except a lot fatter or thinner than each other - maybe you should try posting at the Pro-ana website near you?! Which all sounds like such harsh words from me v. DIAF YGM?- I'm venting from lying in bed with a sore neck - when really I want to tell you all about Susie Bubble who sets the standard the fashion blogging and working an outfit.

I first met Susie when she bought a dress in Maison B - it was an Eley Kishimoto black and navy number that I had my eye on all along. But I am glad it went to her. Susie has the glossy black hair for it! Now she is a properly fashion. But then maybe she always was? No - she can't really be 'fashion' when she writes a post like this:

Me: Ok, is it me or is that pink dress in the window looking really nice....

Boyf: I'm thirsty, I need a drink....

Me: Seriously... those different layers of ruffles... that shade of pink... dear lord... I think I'm rather liking it...

Boyf: Ok, but if we're gonna go in there, it has to be a fast and sharp operation...

Me: Ok...we're going in, we're going in, oh dear lord, there's a guy fixing computers and mobile phones there...

Boyf: Don't lose sight of the target! Pink dress, pay, get out and then thirst quenching...

Me: Ok, ok ok *spots pink dress immediately*. Ah...it comes in blue as well...

Boyf: Blue looks cheap. Pink is better.

Me: Ok, ok, ok... oh my god, it's £7! That's disgusting...

Boyf: The till is up there...

Me: *Wide eyed* The jewellery is £1 a piece or 7 pieces for £6... wow, this is very very mint (Susie Bubble language for 'It's so bad, it's cool...')...

Boyf: Pay!

Me: Wow... I haven't paid for a dress with cash in a while...

Boyf: Let's get out through the back door.

*We leave through the suspicous looking side door at the back*

Boyf: I think I could smell 'cheap' back there...

Me: I feel really really dirty... let's go to Beard Papa's and stuff ourselves with cream puffs just to go completely mental...

Anyway IMHO THIS is how you dress up for your blog:



Definitely - some of these outfits as they are look ridiculous to most but to me it is F.I.N.E. to see that someone hasn't forgotten that the realm of the Internet and the Dress Up box can still be anybody's most fantastic fantasy.

Susie Style Bubble - I salute you.

xx Lektrogirl

CLASSIC MIKE TYSON

In an interview, boxer Mike Tyson denounces Desiree Washington [the woman he allegedly raped and went to prison for] as "just a lying, reptilian, monstrous, young lady. I just hate her guts. She put me in that state where, I don't know, I really wish I did now. Now I really do want to rape her and her fucking mama."

xx Lektrogirl

I GOT TAGGED

TWO TIMES IN ONE DAY!! First my Auntie sent me an email about the YearOfTheDragonWikkid.doc which is basically a number/list thing chain letter. I did it just because I was actually really busy today and when that happens, anything to procrastinate. The upshot of the Auntie chain email thing is that Pippa Brooks knows me well, Jasmine is my Lucky Star, the song A$$ Clap by Khia makes me think of Silverlink, I connect the song Hairbraider with my ex Paul [I know!! MEGALOLZ!!] who I really care about but just don't get along with This Guy's In Love with You by Sasha Distel is my state of mind and I'm In Luv With A Stripper is how I feel about life. SO RANDOM. I am supposed to pass the email onto 9 other people due to the number I wrote down at the beginning of the whole questionnaire but as I really am not into this kind of thing at all I wasn't going to bother.

Then LOW AND BEHOLD Pippa Brooks you know my top lady friend cursed me with a plague sent to her via Paul Gorman of the Look Presents Blog.

The rules are set by Simon Reynolds [dunno who he is]: “List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they’re not any good, but they must be songs you’re really enjoying now, shaping your spring. Post these instructions in your blog along with your 7 songs. Then tag 7 other people to see what they’re listening to.” Only I don't know 7 other people who write blogs so I won't be spreading this around. It is true - I am that self obsessed. However please if you feel the urge feel free to post your top 7 as a comment to this post. Remember you can post with Live ID [remember that hideous moment when I had to switch of anonymous posts cause of the shit stirrer trying to make trouble between me and my ex and his new girlf? LOLZ - it didn't work! The 'alleged perpetrator' of that posting crime is now single. I hope they are crying their eyes out on their pillow every night... Awww that wasn't very nice of me. But that is cause I'm such a bad person I guess.]

So here are my 7 tracks:

Khia My Neck My Back

Well I am not ACTUALLY listening to this song at all - but it is rolling around in my head due to the substantial neck injury I have sustained recently. I have to comment that my neck has improved a whole lot more today after receiving an amazing massage that I was trying not to enjoy too much and keeping my knees together cause I was in the presence of children as well as a total babe. Khia always reminds me of Pippa - because she used to have the Thug Missus CD. That is still a joke like 6 or 7 years later.

Amon Duul II Archangel Thunderbird

I KNOW!! A Prog Rock track made by Krauts while lying in bed and tripping on acid. In fact the comments on YouTube are like "chaos6270 (1 month ago) best version of this is on the live in london album did some good trips to that." SO NOT ME but I love this song. Please excuse the hideous video. It was the least offensive I could find.

Kap Bambino New Breath

I'd also like to sneak in SAVE by Kap Bambino as well but I don't want to expend too many of my choices to the same band. I think I might have post them before as well.

Roger Miller Dang Me

This song reminds me of my father getting totally shit faced and listening to his Roger Miller album and singing this song over and over. I remember him from when I was really little driving home drunk, coming out of the car covered in sick and my mum having to hose him down in the back yard.
There are a number of Roger Miller videos on YouTube but only from when he is an old man with too much Botox.
Okay so obviously it looks like I dunno WTF I am doing cause I forgot about this song SLK - Hype Hype and but liked the story of my vomiting father. The Cardinal and I after enough to drink will be bouncing down any Dalston Street getting all Hype Hype. Oh and old jokes! I used to crack Nameless up singing round the house "Hype Hype Lotion Hype Hype Lotion Gonna Get You Wid Da Hype Hype Errrrghhh".

Scooter Maria

This version is the remix of the original song, featuring Dick Rules, and DJ Mark Acardipane. So fucking hard to pick which Scooter song I love the best but this is pretty fantastic. Guaranteed to get me super hyped at the right time! Watching this makes me miss all my family in Hamburg that I never get to see enough.
And OMG you need to check them out back in the day.
Okay and before they were a rave band, they were THIS:

OKAY!!??

Pineapples Come Closer

Best song. I love this so much. This is how I feel when I fall in love and get all mushy and teenage again. The best feeling ever.

Ginuwine Pony

Those who know me, know that this song is on my ALL TIME GREATEST SONGS EVER OF EVER EVER EVER and whenever it comes on where ever I am I am just flipping out all over the room.
Like these two...
I am trying to make head or tail of this video as I type. I bet her mother must be proud. And I bet that guy is really proud of himself.
So awkward.
And who was the camera person?

And as an aside to this whole 7 videos thing

J Smoov in the parking lot. How is that that kids the the UK can only come up with shanking in the 02 centre carpark here in Finchley Road? Shouldn't they be up to a load of sexual healing in the sunshine good times with their homes after training on the track team Stateside?

xx Lektrogirl


THURSDAY UPDATE:
Another reason why I hate writing lists like this is now today if I were to list again, it would be TOTALLY different. I mean, I forgot Sexy Results that I listen to once a day, In Flagranti, Tom Ware, Hikashu, YMO blah blah and DJ mixes from all my favourite usual suspects - DJ Venom, DJ Guy, Bok Bok & Manara, Goon & Koyote, Bitch Ass Darius etc.

I'M SO SORRY

Hey everyone, I have to say sorry. I've been lying flat on my back for the last two days with the sorest neck muscle spazz out since days. The Cardinal came over with bread, three cheeses, prossecco and pain killers. Oh and an Old Jamaica. She also brought her new R Kelly record over 'Why U Wanna Play Me'. Tears of joy. Silverlink, my doppelganger (I mean LOOK at us both - tall, shaggy hair and glasses), has kept me company online with chats of cake, coffee, ganache, macaroons and praline. And now in bed all I can manage is to type this for a few minutes while watching a repeat of Law and Order SVU.

Please put up with me until I recover, or get a real soya latte from Milk Bar - whichever comes first. OH COOL! Real Life FBI files on telly now.

xx Lektrogirl

NELLY'S CHANGED

Now I know what Thida saw in Nelly all along.

xx Lektrogirl

TONY CURTIS

MAX AS A MODEL

love babies2, originally uploaded by All About Eve Babitz.

The closest to fanny he has ever been.

xx Lektrogirl

EVIDENCE OF EXISTANCE

Yes, I was alive yesterday cause this is what I made.





Tho' animated

xx Lektrogirl

NEW JAMZ

OUT NOW!!!, originally uploaded by bok_bok.

BOK BOK AND MANARA MIX - nice for waking up to.

www.zshare.net/audio/135403945c920f4a

tracklist:
01 * Big MIDI intro
02 * DROP THE LIME - Like Thunder
03 * SCREAMA - Bones
04 * DJ DEEON - Ok
05 * KINGDOM - Bang (Vocal Dub)
06 * BURGA BOY - I Can Love You
07 * Oh Oscillator interlude
08 * MR VIRGO - Hypnotiq
09 * TRC - Freak Me ft ZOE & SCREAMA
10 * BOY 8 BIT - Suspense Is Killing Me (DROP THE LIME remix)
11 * NASTEE BOI - Mussy Mad '08 ft E-MAN
12 * AGENT X - Skanked
13 * DJ ABSURD - Hats To The Back
14 * A DOT R - Flippin Hell ft GRINDSTARR
15 * LEIF - Black Magic
16 * STICKY - Ganjaman
17 * SCREAMA & MERKURY - Get Up
18 * DJ DEEON - Acceler8
19 * JON E CASH - War
20 * DJ MATABAYA ft DJ VR - O Puro
21 * DS1 - Lockoff
22 * JUMPIN' JACK FROST - Pornography
23 * MIDI Nation outro

TOP STYLEZ

Top Stylez, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

Big day at Lektrogirl HQ - and dressed for the occasion. Here I am sporting a particular favourite outfit for rest and relaxation.

The PJ pants were some old one's of my Mums she gave me when I was in Tassie cause I was cold. Deep red flannelette originally from K-Mart men's department.

The XXXL sized t-shirt is a second hand number. Also a gift, this time from Jacob when he came to stay one time. On the back is a big diamond and it says 'Big Phil'.

The hoodie is one of the best things Paul's mother gave me for Christmas or birthday or something. She would send boxes of Ralph Lauren stuff over to us each celebration along with Bissinger's chocolates.

Anyway basically the work I am doing in creating the world's worst gif's for a video that Carri is making. It is amazing! But last night I ended up hysterical with fatigue.

xx Lektrogirl

NON-FUNNY HYSTERICS

IT HAS ALL BEEN TOO MUCH! My mother even had a go at me about something.