Friday, 31 October 2008

FREEZING

i just heard the new Appareil track 'Words snd Gestures' standing outside debaser with Henrik.

I cried at the lyrics about 'Is suicide the only option you have given me' and then something about 'I just want you to say no I love you too.'

xx Lektrogirl

IT'S TOO EARLY

Note to self: never never never get a flight before 1pm at all costs because sitting in a cab at 7.30am with hot coconut smelling air blowing on your face wanting to puke cause you never see this time of day is your idea of hell. Absolute hell.

STOCKHOLM FOR DA WEEKEND



I'm spending Halloween in Stockholm. And it is time for the dinner date and my guest is choosing where we go:

I'm having difficulties chosing a restaurant, what sounds more interesting?

thai with bamboo
garlic with rock
seaweed
jamaica


Well I tell you, everything sounds pretty curious and interesting. There seems to be some light at the end of the shit storm web host tunnel [got some hook ups bruv and some entrepreneurial enterprises. playa.] So I am glad that the only brain cells I have to rub together at the moment are WHAT TO PACK and ROCKS OR SEAWEED?

xx Lektrogirl

Thursday, 30 October 2008

THE DETAILS

Oct 30 2008 08:01
A: Account Manager Hello Emma,

Even though the hosting subscription of lameatnames.com was set up on August 24th and is practically beyond our 60-day money-back guarantee, we are willing provide you with a full refund. We have to keep $10 for the domain registration, according to our Terms Of Use, so the payable amount should be $61.60 - $10 = $51.60 USD.

Please note, however, that in the last 36 hours your hosting account generated 100 GB overtraffic. Considering your present reseller rates, these extra 100 GB cost $300 USD. To stop the traffic, we just disabled the access to all .jpg files placed here: /www/www/files/gimgs.

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FYI - 100GB of overtraffic is WICKED. That means we are a success!! LOLZ
and FYI Joana Pavlova - that is then name of a cake!

xx Lektrogirl

IN A FUCKING SHIT STORM

I'm not usually totally emo, but this is the fucking last straw that broke the camel's back this week:

Oct 29 2008 22:48
A: Support38 Hello
We checked your site to find the form and we noticed that you are hosting adult contents on your account. According to our Terms of Use (http://icdsoft.com/terms) such adult materials are strictly prohibited.

Please remove all such pages from your account immediately. If the adult materials are not removed within 24 hours, the account will be subject to suspension.

If the site will be adult-oriented, we can close the account and issue a refund to you so that you can host it with a different hosting provider.

Best Regards,
Support

Oct 29 2008 23:31
Q: eMMA dAVIDSON
hello and thank you for your swift response.
the website is actually an art project which is focused on private amateur photography and the psychological aspects of why people post such material and the absurdity of such material. however i do understand if ICDsoft is not comfortable. if you could please identify exactly which content ICDsoft considers inappropriate 'adult material' i will be happy to remove it immediately as I found the guidelines in terms to be very general.

Oct 29 2008 23:38
A: Support38 Hello,

All of the links under the Projects section are adult-oriented. Here are just a few examples:

http://lameatnames.com/index.php?/project/blow-job/
http://lameatnames.com/index.php?/project/booty/
http://lameatnames.com/index.php?/project/cunt/
http://lameatnames.com/index.php?/project/on-the-road/
http://lameatnames.com/index.php?/project/pools--baths/
http://lameatnames.com/index.php?/project/tits/

Thank you.

Best Regards,
Support

Oct 29 2008 23:52
Q: eMMA dAVIDSON so to confirm, you are saying that everything on lameatnames under the section PROJECTS is adult orientated and that every file violates your terms and that it should be removed?

Oct 29 2008 23:53
A: Support38 Yes. Basically, everything that is not suitable for minors should be removed.

Thank you.

Best Regards,
Support

Oct 29 2008 23:54
Q: eMMA dAVIDSON What - even the pictures of people's pets?



Today I really feel like throwing myself under a fucking train.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

MISS POPULARITY



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STORY OF MY LIFE



I don't know how fucking depressing it is to have to realise that something someone promised you they would do FOR TWO YEARS is never going to materialise and you have to do it yourself, even though you knew all along they were never going to do it and you would have to end up doing it yourself like every fucking thing you ever had to do the whole time you were with them.

H.M.L. TOTES!

xx Lektrogirl

FUCKING HELL!!! WHY IS IT WHEN I THINK LIFE IS TOTALLY LOST AND OVER I FIND SOMETHING ON YOUTUBE THAT MAKES ME THANK THE LORD FOR AMATEUR VIDEO PRODUCTIONS WITH AN EYE ON PROFESSIONALISM?!!



Oh I take back what I said about H.M.L.

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SPEAKING TONGUES

Part of my email exchanges with Drx today. What a moment of beauty.

> dear drx
>
> i have to tell you of something sad i realised when you said LOLZ...
>
> that your english has now become good. you now speak in lolspeak. i
> know that i have been partyly intrumental in this progress. i
> remember the many hours online... i also remember the days that you
> and der_alexan would make jokes over english "enjoy yourself" etc...
>
> you are universal now.

I think you just lowered your standards!


But seriously, compare Hyper Hyper and Jumping all over the World, even
HP's English has improved dramatically.


Actually i am still contemplating about language constructs and what
they transport, deep deep down. Like "mounting a plane" and so on. But
i hardly make it a topic anymore because otherwise me and Olia would
only talk about this. We speak such a crap bastard language -- Russian
Grammer, English idioms, German words -- and despite us knowing each
other very very well there are still misunderstandings because of
language constructs being mixed up. So now i am more interested in
achieving clarity than fogging it or turning things on their heads.


You however are still truly geddo and often use Lunden words i don't
know the meaning of. But i got quite well at guessing it right from the
context. (As the wise BICTH ASS DARIUS once said: Any word that comes
after "shake your" is probably a new word for ass.)


Plus, English became everyone's hoe because of globalisation. All the
pimps have their wieners in her. You might indeed have lowered your
standards without noticing that much -- even the garbage French people
emit counts as proper English nowadays.

My mother tongue is a luxury: i can still enjoy it when foreigners try
to speak it. Haa-haaaa!


PEACE OUT!
drxxx

SCENES FROM A MOVIE


, originally uploaded by s manara.

Tonight after work I went to dinner with CIB and as usual - discussed old times. She reminded me all about the two lesbians from upstairs with the cat called Daisy and how they accused CIB of being racist. It wasn't the fact one of them was black that made us make jokes on the sofa at night - it was that this particular woman was fucking UGLY and really horrid.

Through the course of the evening I had a moment that was the re-enactment of an anime fantasy movie. I walked into an unlocked toilet at a Japanese restaurant to see a small and pretty pregnant Japanese woman with gorgeous long shiny hair pissing and about to wipe herself. She looked at me with surprise and twinkling eyes and I stepped back and apologised. When the girl came out, I recognised her immediately - it was Hiroe! I haven't seen her in YEARS and we were both so relieved to see that we weren't strangers - it seemed less embarrassing. We laughed so hard. Apparently the whole restaurant had turned to the corridor to see what the noise was... Anyway... it was a beautiful moment and there you go. I was happy to see Hiroe even if it was on the loo.

Later that night I found myself walking down Raydon Street singing "Bright Eyes" with the lines "How could a fire that burnt so brightly suddenly turn so pale..." or whatever it is over and over in my head... I realised I had lost one of my black leather gloves on the way home and I was mourning the loss from my life. I loved those gloves. I bought them from Dickens and Jones when it was still there. Never mind. I have a new shop in The Burlington Arcade where I will get my new pair. Even so... "Bright eyes..." Good bye sad lonely glove wherever you are.

xx Lektrogirl

Monday, 27 October 2008

DAFT PUNK


"Creative knitting", originally uploaded by campdavemorecambe.

"Round The World" knitted jacket anyone? Ted?

xx Lektrogirl

Sunday, 26 October 2008

PHIL THE PHOTOGRAPHER

My friend Phil [Mr Chips] has been using a camera to take pictures that I think Sanna got him from the charity shop. He has been running black and white film in it and I have been checking out his pictures with great delight. Every time he uploads a new set, his picture - particularly those of women - are just full of a nice magic.



It is true that 'reducing' everything to black and white can hide a multitude of sins and suddenly make things look like 'art' but I personally think what is the most powerful thing about Phil's pictures is the dialogue between himself and his subjects. These are not 'models' or just 'shitty friend snaps'.



I guess Phil is just lucky to have so many female friends who are comfortable in his company.



And because of that, he seems to be able to make all the women beautiful. And I find that all the other pictures of men - the pictures seem devoid of the same kind of commitment to the subject, or that subject is more disconcerted by the camera. I dunno what it is.

Compare this:


to this:


It just isn't the same.

The other thing I love about Phil's ability to engage with his subject and in turn tell a story with the image is how he can turn something totally inanimate into something magnificent







Anyway - I think Phil is my new favourite photographer. If you want to check out his other pictures, here is his Flickr. [rated - SFW].

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BACK 'HOME'

i'm in my home away from home after my head wanting to explode while weeding out all the things I did right in my life but fucked it up by doing the wrong thing trying to do the right thing. And trying to work out where it is I actually make the mistake - cause it seems the point where I decide to be rational and moral and good everything goes to shit - cause I am not that kind of person. For example about four years ago I got married. Shortly after I went off to DJ somewhere and ended up on the bed of a guy who I personally think is one of the hottest things ever. Before anything literally juicy happened, I stopped and said I can't. Then went to sleep on the sofa. When I came back to London I told my new husband and he said he didn't care what I did. I was a bit shocked. So where was the mistake? Stopping? Or failing to realise I was married to the wrong guy? Or trying to force myself into thinking I could even be a good wife? He said I was a good wife for the record. But that was all such a long time ago.

Brunch is here. Lucky for you and my mental ramblings.

Xx Lektrogirl

PORN SATURDAY


Porn Saturday
Originally uploaded by DitMartian
Thank Allah though it is Sunday and my Saturday night was nothing like this. I watched the latest episodes of Law and Order SVU, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and The Shield from the comfort of my sofa. But this morning I have to do some work and update lameatnames.com cause Valeria and I are now providing contect for FAUND. So my life is only marginally less interesting than the guy who post this video.

Porn Saturday

I've been basically living at work for like 6 weeks now. Only spending a few nights at home here and there. Both last weekend and this got Saturday night and Sunday nights alone away from work.

So after yet another six day work week, this Saturday night I spent the whole evening watching double porn, sniffing poppers, drinking beer and jerking off OVER AND OVER AN OVER again.

Yikes.


I actually have a sex date.

Some dude is supposed to cum over next weekend and rock my world. The intent is for him to do the things that I would more typically enact.

I'm like, "Come break me down, buddy!"

* ! # * + ~ !

So we'll see what happens. . .

Uploaded by DitMartian on 13 Oct 08, 3.12AM GMT.

Saturday, 25 October 2008

REPORT FROM ARCHGATE

Saturday morning hangover remedy lunch on it's way and Magic radio. Just how I like it. I feel today like I have the whole weekend in front of me stretchy out to infinity but a bit frustrated by having a cloudy head and my new new contacts are in for the first time and they are weirding me with the clarity of vision. A bit like I'm sure how it is for a cat when you dress it up in a legionaires cap and mini back pack full of string and maps etc and set it loose in the back yard and they go crazy. RIP Kneecaps the cat come to think of it.

I'm going to the hardware store so I can hang my new boyfriend Ofafu Odabash on the wall, then to the 2hand shop to look out for bashed up frames. And I need some spray gloss paint. Good thinking Emma.

Speaking of hardware btw a couple of weeks ago on the way to work in the morning rush hour a black man, maybe 40ish but looked older cause he was up to no good, in a navy suit, had a massive boner and was pressing it against me arse all the way into town. At first I thought I should have been grossed out but instead I decided to go with it. my hand wasn't far from his dick and I thought 'I could jerk him off' but didn't, obvs, and went off to work.

Lunch is here so I will eat listening to 'Black Velvet' etc.

Xx Lektrogirl

YGM



To all the girls in the world... YGM!!!



Obvs there should be a Flickr group for "Babes With Pussy On Their Shoulder". A bit like a swashbuckling pirate of the blogging age.

If anyone else has a picture like this [and the guy in question is definitely worth looking at on a Saturday morning] please let me know.

xx Lektrogirl

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FROM DA CAB OFFICE

I didn't even want to come out tonight but I did cause of a case of tragic one upmanship. I'm glad I did cause I saw loads of nice faces of lovely friends I haven't seen for ages. Unfortunately, I lost the intern from work after she got a bit pissed and started kissing the guy in the East17 beanie so am a bit worried about how she'll make it home?! I also discovered that XXCENSOREDXX is into dirty sex which I found quite satisfying to know: he's becoming a man. I mean - I learnt from conversation and later he was quite explicit. I think a lot of XXCENSOREDXX and I don't get why people think he could be a wrong-un. I think he just doesn't suffer fools gladly and will call a spade a spade. And a spade a spade. I'm looking forward a LOT to the weekend. Sleepinsville.

Xx Lektrogirl

Friday, 24 October 2008

CLOWN


Clown, originally uploaded by Beniah Brawn.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I saw this today on Grandfather Lady's photostream, Eva from Nantes sent me an MP3 of Holiday Rap for a laugh [she has sent me an email every morning since I left night just to say hello. So nice!] The sun is shining and and I got to sleep in to half eleven after falling back asleep on the sofa after I spoke to The Mutts in Tassie. Then I am going in to town see Max at the shop - I haven't seen him for ages so I am quite looking forward to it. But do you know what that means? PROPER COFFEE AT MILK BAR!!!

xx Lektrogirl

Thursday, 23 October 2008

SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW

Year folks I have my web friendly phone back and I can sit in this Thai restaurant on my own giving myself RSI waiting for my food. Which is here. So later doodz.

Xx Lektrogirl

MY NEW BOYFRIENDS



JESUS CHRIST

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Wednesday, 22 October 2008

TO V



No time to write to you all myself, but I wrote to V yesterday from work:

well so much to tell you. but i am also cured of my internet addiction - only because life took over and now i don't have enough time to be addicted. the way of the world. perhaps the same with drug addicts - they have too much time on their hands?!

XXCENSOREDXX showed himself to me totally naked in a nudie game flash at the kitchen. however - i do believe XXCENSOREDXX to be great in bed. a shame i did not find out about him, but he fucks groupies. he has a XXCENSOREDXX. i dont want to be a groupie fuck. i'm better than that. even though every time i see him he flirts. and equally i flirt with him. but every time i tell him to fuck off and laugh. tho' when he was leaving back to XXCENSOREDXX after the party i was still asleep in my bed and he came to see me and we kissed a little and i told him never to leave me again and that i hated him. and he said that it was the sweetest thing i had said to him and that i have hands like a porcelain doll. he is really beautiful - but his outfit was really bad. he looked like a poverty stricken clown.

now: i cant actually write on XXCENSOREDXX blog that she is murdering style, there will be a bloodbath in london. but i think you should do it. or get someone you know to do it. she doesn't allow anonymous blogging.

actually - i think i will update my blog with this email to you. it is pretty much all i have to say about life right now.

x

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Sunday, 19 October 2008

ART DEALER 1896


art dealer 1896, originally uploaded by Least Wanted.

A NORMAL LIFE

I am in Nantes in the house of The Brain - Puyopuyo and Eva - listening to Hindi versions of ABBA songs. I just bid adieu to Felix Kubin. I have a room in the top of the house that is just like a mountain chalet. I wish Pip was here to see all the cool furniture. She'd shit too. As a note to myself in a too much beer and earache fug from DJing last night I just need to remind myself of my life to complete later and with pictures:

XXCENSOREDXX and the nudie show
Crying in the mountain (it was a beautiful moment)
THE FOOD
"please let me out"

xx Lektrogirl

Monday, 13 October 2008

THE JOHN DAVIDSON FAN CLUB #17 + 1

Two mails in my inbox this morning - from different people of course.


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From: John Davidson [mailto:XXCENSOREDXX@hotmail.com]
Sent: 13 October 2008 02:10
To: Emma Davidson
Subject: RE: yer feet hurt?


Thanx 4 the email. Doesn't Telstra shorthand give u the shites? Thnx my arse! I just love the telstra system. A man writes something peurile, infamously rude, belittlibg to say the least and the farkin mobile says, "message could not be sent!" that really pisses me orf. How come your feet hurt sitting down all day? Like me I imagine the bones of yer arse would be the aching points? It certainly is with ,e. I think they make wheelchair bases especially hard to remind the 'wheelchair inhabitants' that they are not thei for comfort but transport. Th e bastards.
Just printed a note from Htmail about changing my 'password' to prevent 'scams. I might change mine to 'mother's milk' which shoukd be good 4 a sucker like me. The only thing is, will I remember which boob i'm sucking on? As a good friend of mine is wont to interject-Haha ha ha. But Ithink she uses capital letters? My Haha looks different.
Just organising a bit of spring planting, salad shite mostly, garlic, spinach, rocket lettuce etc, I'd like to propogate a few persimmon trees. Beautiful fruit. Trees are worth 40 bucks each, There are 2 in my bit of garden, but I think propogation is besat in Autumn?
See you later shags, all the best ex yer DadXXXX,


And:
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well, i tried, you know.


he was, like i said, not very good in bed, but fun. we were at my place with two other of his friends. and yeah well, it was fun. Thick.... thick !!! i'm telling you !!

Each mail is as good as each other.

xx Lektrogirl

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Sunday, 12 October 2008

TAILOR'S APPRENTICES


'Tailor's apprentices', originally uploaded by Beniah Brawn.

Saturday, 11 October 2008

ARE YOU MULKURUL?



Today I have achieved an mountain of tasks and watched a megalith of movies from the quality position on my sofa. One of which was the 1977 film by Peter Weir, The Last Wave. It is a trance inducing movie about Aboriginal law, Dream Time and rain, rain, rain. As I watched it - not only was I freaked out in the same way I was when I watched Picnic At Hanging Rock as a girl - but I thought about actually how much I have absorbed my culture which has been influenced by the Aboriginal Dream Time, their talking story and the tribal laws. Which might sound a bit random, or indeed a bit confusing to a lot of people who are convinced that Australians are all racists and bigots, but we come into contact every day with the story of the native Australians, their art work, their mythology. Even Aboriginal heritage is is used by "White Australia" [which I have to point out even includes the Greek, Italian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Somalian, Thai & Islander inhabitants - it is a general sweep name for non-Aboriginals] as symbols of the country - Uluru, Aboriginal art for example. Anyway - what am I talking about? I suppose to say I am comfortable believing in the Dream Time too. And this movie seems very real and true - even though it is creepy, it is also very comforting. Here are also some pictures from the movie here.

Moving right along cause I don't feel I know how to explain what I mean and do it justice without sounding too hipping and about to sit on a canvas and bleed menstrual fluid all over it and call it art...

I also watched episode 1 and 2 of The Shield from Season 7. "Da Da Daaaaah" [If you watch it you know what I mean.] Vic Mackie is still a bald headed walking weasle thick necked prick phallic symbol figured testosterone pumped lump of a man. Bring back Antoine Mitchell! Though I can't wait to see more episodes of him in Law And Order AS A COP. Such a head fuck.


Another little something from LA.

SO another pull at the EMO heart strings - I watched the first episode of season 9 CSI. Remember how last episode of season 8 Warwick Brown gets it in the head with a 25 it close range?!! Obvs I'm not going to ruin the plot to tell you that he FUCKING GOES AND DIES. Grissom cried. I BALLED MY EYES OUT. Even NICK STOKES cries at the funeral. I was texting Pippa as I watched it.


º¤ø„¸ ~R.I.P~ ¸ „ø¤º°
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paste this if tupacs greatest rapper in tha world

xx Lektrogirl

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IF YOU'RE HUNG OVER FROM LAST NIGHT DON'T BOTHER


from Tom Moody's blog

As I went to bed after watching Law And Order which was a brilliant episode all about Ice T getting shot and then righting wrongs from his past in his time off and the final shot was of Ice T smiling holding a red haired little baby [pissed myself laughing] I am in a pure state of mind to understand such concepts as those written on Tom Moody's blog as "Alan Liu assumes everything is about "cool" and eventually even the "uncool" gets absorbed into the "cool." That is, the computerized workplace and playplace is an all-encompassing seductive experience measured in "cool," whether it's the Ars Electronica avant garde or designers creating Facebook apps." Read it here and follow the links. Very interesting. Probably helps if like me you are listening to "Put A Donk On It" on repeat.


from cpb's tumblr

As I try to cater to everyone on this blog [except my mother and father - I mean I would love to tell you about a dream I had about my mate Mathieu and my sister but too dark if Mutts and The G.A. read it] here is some lite reading in the shape of cpb's tumblr who as it happens I met on Facebook - it turns out she is a friend of Valeria's.

And I now have a new marble of an idea rolling around inside my head on a website that uses Flickr tags based on another site I discovered last night. Along with all the other ideas have rolling around in my head [haha joke for The Cardinal: "I could make that!!"] But I have to stop thinking of new things for a while and finish all the old things like Mrs Kiplings website, tidying up the Maison B site, putting my records together for Nantes, and trying to find the floor in my bedroom.

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Friday, 10 October 2008

A QUICK REMINDER





10-18-2008 22:00 at CHEZ FICHTRE
18 quai des Antilles, Nantes, 44000
Cost: 2 euros
LIVE : FELIX KUBIN DJ : LEKTROGIRL, SYLVIE ASTIE, THE BRAIN VJ : VIDJEDGE

I have Friday off work and will be going to Nantes for the party. I've been record shopping in anticipation for the event - Sandstorm by Darude, I Want Your Soul by Armand Van Helden etc. 100% pure bangers. Tonight after the week I came through my front door so happy as I closed it behind me thinking "This is my weekend!!!" So satisfying.





Two very different kinds of macaroni cheese, but both equally satisfying. I really miss House of Wings though - the macaroni cheese and wings there really were superb.

God - macaroni cheese porn here.

Anyway that was just meant to be some brief shits about the party in Nantes before I run off and watch Law and Order Special Victims Unit Season 8 or 9... I can't remember.

xx Lektrogirl

AKSNOJ A ISFH DGHNPDFJ OJFAOA

Work is hard. The sun coming out is nice right? I'm not happy or sad. I finished my dress. I like to sleep.

xx Lektrogirl

WARNING NOT GOOD FOR WORK

Here is an advance warning that this post is not suitable for work.

View the picture here if there is no-one standing behind you and remember to empty the cache on your browser

A friend of my sent a picture of himself getting a blow job because he knows I have an appreciation amateur porn in reference to lameatnames.com

N.B. ALL EFFORTS TO HIDE THE IDENTITY OF PERSONS IN THE PICTURE WAS DONE BY MY OWN FAIR HAND

I had to sit and look at this picture for a long time. And wonder - what is this? - and why don't I like it. I have nothing against the guy. But I realised I hated the knickers and the tattoo of the girl. Also, I think I can conclude that I am not into Photobooth porn. However, I do appreciate the fact the picture was sent in the first place.

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Thursday, 9 October 2008

ADULT MEN


Adult men, originally uploaded by pilgrim' s progrock.

Sunday, 5 October 2008

BEST SONG OF THE YEAR

Okay so I know that XXCENSOREDXX is all over the place like a fiddlers elbow - and I just as guilty for it being so as anyone else but I have to say XXCENSOREDXX sent me an MP3 this afternoon of what in my mind is the most incredible song of the year. I have danced for the last half an hour and loved it over and over. I cannot tell you anything about it though - only other to say it is the most BANGING PARTY TUNE and you will shit when you get to hear it.

IT IS FUCKING MASSIVE.
M-A-S-S-I-V-E. It is going to be wicked for Christmas Raves.

I'm not allowed to post the track but anyone who wants to come over for dinner and listen is welcome OROROROROROROROR:::>>>

On the 18th September I will be spinning in Nantes for Puyo Puyo:

10-18-2008 22:00 at CHEZ FICHTRE
18 quai des Antilles, Nantes, 44000
Cost: 2 euros
LIVE : FELIX KUBIN DJ : LEKTROGIRL, SYLVIE ASTIE, THE BRAIN VJ : VIDJEDGE

and I will be playing this track for sure!!

xx Lektrogirl

P.S.

And as I can't tell you about the song, here is another one which has a really great cut and paste YouTube video by Jean Nippon. Who I this is cute.

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Saturday, 4 October 2008

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE

I remember back when EMF "Unbelieveable" came out. It was portrayed that all music and youth culture was changing at that time.

Then it turned into this:



Until no-one cared any more.

And now whatever it is instead getting a hyphy over Sticky or something like that instead. Or whatever hyphy means.

Let's also reflect on this:

"The Daisy Age" as in De La Soul - WHO CARES?

I found a funny website tonight as well while looking for "the best thing on the internet" with Johan

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos

Sorry I cant be bothered to hyphy-link it. LOL. That was a bad OJ LOL.

xx Lektrogirl

Friday, 3 October 2008

BEST PHOTO


Best Photo, originally uploaded by tracky_birthday.

THE JOHN DAVIDSON FAN CLUB #18

I managed to get a quick email out to my Dad last night after whining I was too tired...

From: John Davidson [mailto:XXCENSOREDXX@hotmail.com]
Sent: 03 October 2008 04:04
To: Emma Davidson
Subject: RE: yo re yo farkin yo yo. p-yours


Fire alarm going off. Lunch just started. I ain't eating smelly half cooked fish anyway. I hope the kitchen catches fire! aND THE FARKIN COOK He wears a tall white hat and calls himself CHEF! His name is Roger Rider, I think he's as camp as a farkin badger. He thinks he has the rights to my salad produce from my bit of garden, lettuce, herbs, garlic etc. I hope he's first to lift a lemon from me lemon tree, I manure it liberally with MY urine. The farkin b!


Stockholm? Why'd ya don't take yer poor old dad, imprisoned here in a farkin aged care internment camp. Jesus OLD people are a severe pain in the anus. and some of them smell pretty crook too. I expect I don't have a lot of room to talk? Though 83 ain't too bad, but lots of other farkers seem to fall off the perch at 83. Wonder why? Maybe they didn't live the good clean, Christian life yer pa did?
Actually your email was a good booster to me. It was like your old self, uppy and busy and much happier.
I'm glad the long shite has dropped off the peg. Life's too short to have a grizzling, sarcastic prat hanging about. MEN ARE LIKE TAXI-CABS, MATE(FARK) they're two a penny, just whistle and they'll come a-running.
Good on yer, kid. Sounds like you have got back into a 'jack-pot' era? ££CENSORED££ quid a year should cover the cost of your night-club pissing on with Philippa?
Might even covwer the rent?
I know you'ld rather be looking at wall-paper when you're not at work so I guess I'd better 'coff, Real good to hear from you. LAV- NO Luv from yer ol' manXXXX.

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Thursday, 2 October 2008

NO REST FOR THE WICKED

I have LOADS to write about you know, but now I don't have time to even message my Dad back. I was going to get into work late tomorrow - so I could have time to get repeat prescriptions, pick up the post waiting for me at the PO - I have some new shoes waiting!!! - I just wanted to sleep in - I need to write up an email for Mrs Kipling [I miss you!] but my boss just called about a a situation I need to roll in and fix in the morning. But you know what? She was so polite and so decent about it I was almost thanking her at the end for calling so late. I have had other bosses that were complete trolls. But grrrr... Bed calls even though the SIX sausages I ate for dinner are still like lead bars in my stomach. I know. SIX. I was such a fool. I made a dinner of long thin things - Freudian sausages and mini zucchini. And a girl in my office and I had a conversation about how horrid really big dicks are today. Dick talk is fine but talking too much about vaginas in a female menstrual giving birth way makes me want to prolapse.

Okay folks, I miss you. You are all so cool.

xx Lektrogirl

JOE-BEN TAYLOR


joe-ben taylor, originally uploaded by Least Wanted.

Naughty naughty. Caught for molesting white girls.

xx Lektrogirl

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

STOCKHOLM

Johan ska få besök av en kär gammal vän :)

I am going on a trip at the end of October to make good a dinner date promise I made to a guy I know there. I am going to stay with another guy, Johan, and his dog Nixon, to have some serious old friend conversations. I think I have known Johan for 8 years now. I love him. He was my witness at my wedding!



I'M SO EXCITED.

I had a bath a minute ago to soothe my aching back - I twisted it helping The Cardinal sand her floor yesterday. SUCH FUN!! Unbelievable!! I was lying there thinking about the maps, the piano, the snow... Dinner date will be fun! And then when Johan invited me to stay instead of recommending a hotel I did total cartwheels around my house. The BEST EVER.

What a result from a shitty day. Also, I have a card from the post office letting me know I have a package that was too big to deliver [EXCITING!] and I won all my auctions on eBay today [RIPPA!] I suppose that I had not been putting enough effort into fun stuff lately that wasn't somehow mixed up with a situation that was making me very sad. And I have learnt a lesson in a quick decision to do something really spontaneous and frivolous.

Now I must go to bed and dream about happy things. Like this song Cesca post on her Facebook page which is brilliant.

Jo-Jo - "Mind Games" (1982)


xx Lektrogirl

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A MOMENT OF OTHER



The last two days have been so mega and weird. I sometimes wonder if I am completely detached from the world or if I have started to get the hang of that 'water off a ducks back,' 'care about the things that really matter to you,' 'you're great by I'm not that bothered' kind of vibe. I did go to sleep last night panicking a little that I would receive wee hour texts from my own personal midnight terrorist, or my father who sends me his amazing and sometimes sad texts at odd hours.

"How is my young mate? Is life still being slightly round the bend of the loo [a bit smelly and poohy?] what about the long file? Have you got him under control or pissed him orf? Has Mrs Chook cleaned up her a/c with y'rself? How's the London weather? I had a dream the other night I was in bed at 55 Doughty Street listening to the bombs on East London. The glow of the fires lit up the bedroom. Memories of youth! Farkin' wartime. Jesus. And He didn't do much to help. That's 4 sure. Love ex yer pa. xx"



And today at work it was total distasterville when one of the casual girls who decided that she knew how to do a job better and actually got it wrong got questioned about how much she had achieved and asked to complete the task as originally requested and when she didn't like what she heard, she just walked out. You know - good on her for removing herself from a situation she wasn't into, but the histrionics from before hand were a-m-a-z-i-n-g. The room was more volatile than a fireworks display on Guy Fawkes. Just FYI - we call it more simply "Cracker Night" in Australia. I didn't actually like the girl that much anyway - she spent all her time making personal calls when she thought there was no-one listening and I hate spongers in the workplace.

Tonight I wish I had a flat mate who would have cooked me some dinner that I can come home and eat and have a laugh with - for the first time in ages!! But LOL. The house is a total wreck after the last few days of me messing around in here. I cannot tell you how much I really really really need a holiday.

xx

THAT FUCKING ANNOYING SEX WOMAN ON TV

FROM MANARA'S FLICKR - another fucking hilarious rant and another reason why I love her:

THAT FUCKING ANNOYING SEX WOMAN ON TV

I put my headphones on immediately. FUCKING CUNT i hate this stupid twat so much she is everything that is wrong with the world today. reinforcing unachievable aspirations, FOR FUCKS SAKE IF YOU CAN'T AN ORGASM THEN FINGER YOURSELF WHILST GETTING BANGED OR GET YOUR MAN TO LICK YOUR PUSSY IT'S NOT HARD. FOR THOSE WHO ARE UNFORTUNATE AND CAN NEVER HAVE THIS, THAT'S THAT A TV SHOW WON'T HELP WILL IT YOU FUCKING VIVACIOUS BUBBLY CUNT. i also hated how she was like 'oh i have nice shoes, and nice pets, so what's missing?' err my shoe kicking you in your fucking cunt? AND she has a boyfriend! i know she's doing it for the money obv but god. i hate how the female orgasm has been standardised as a tangible, set experience that can be analysed by a tv show. besides, most of the world is conceiving without orgasming, i'd love to see her go to bangladesh and teach village women about orgasms. it's not like she's correlating orgasming with power hierarchies or autonomy or anything, the premise it is literally her being unsatisfied with what she's got and wanting to ~dig deeper~. obviously it's mainstream tv and it's going to be shit and offensive but whatever

also i love how in the first ep they watched 2 girls 1 cup lol

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