Thursday, 29 October 2009


Sometimes, after a few glasses of wine in the gallery, life is good.

Xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 27 October 2009


Spiritual Aura, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

Saturday, 24 October 2009


1960 Ponds Ad, originally uploaded by myvintagevogue.

Hobart and I both had a makeover.

xx Lektrogirl


I bought a new old bread board with matching knife a bit like Mrs Kiplings only better cause it is round and I can use it as a trivet and she doesn't have the matching knife.

Nameless did an amazing impersonation of The Cardinal at a party the other night. I can well imagine. [All good the pair of you.]

And the whole Throwawayfuck thing was resolved when I reassured the man in question I wasn't out buying a wedding dress. I can now go back into the pub at the end of my street and not feel like a total cunt.

xx Lektrogirl



Friday, 23 October 2009


My Love Life, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.


Only I am not. I am on the sofa in PJ's and a flannelette shirt and my false tooth in a glass wondering "Why don't I have a boyfriend?" I mean, even MY PARENTS found each other for crying out loud! What is wrong with ME?

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. I realise that this post is an open invitation from cunts to prick me out. Please don't do it today. I really couldn't take it. And I don't think the Cardinal could either cause she would be the first person I went crying to . So if you hate me so much you don't care, please at least resist for the Cardinal's sake. It just wouldn't be right.

Thank you.


Today was not any different to yesterday.

Thursday, 22 October 2009


On the night of the non-date I will take the time to write something for a change, instead of one liners or blogging a picture or something something from somewhere.

Can someone tell me what happened? I don't know what happened. I think I was a Throwawayfuck all because I was too much tough talking - but maybe I was just a Throwawayfuck - but I don't know.

It was all because of a pair of shoes in TOPSHOP. I tried them on. I kind of wanted them. But did I really? - no I didn't = because I wouldn't have thrown them down on my way to the till to buy them the first night. The following evening I went back WANTING THEM. They were blue and suede with heels and nice enough. A second before I requested my size, two teens had asked for them. There was only one pair. They sat there nursing them while the better looking one of the two tried on two sequinned gold jackets. Both jackets were horrible and looked cheap and looked really really horrible. I sat quiet and WAITED for this shoes. They were cradling the box, they were petting it. They hadn't even tried them on. I just wanted them. I left in the end totally frustrated thinking "WHY OH WHY AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?!" Because the night I had tried on the shoes and rejected them I had been to the pub and the guy that worked there told me his girlfriend had moved out kind of randomly. I had wanted to go out on a date with this guy for the longest time.

Anyway - I just had to cut myself short there. I asked this guy out. We had a great time for about a week.

Then I had a really horrible time.

Now I am having no time.

And most of all I ask myself the question "What the fuck were you doing in TOPSHOP anyway?" It turned me into a Throwawayfuck.

But see how I didn't really want the shoes?
The man kissed like the only other Italian I kissed - straight tongue and used it like a dribbley sword. Not that hot. It improved.

As you can see, this is probably why I haven't written so much on my blog lately. My brain in like alphabet soup.

SOME GOOD THINGS COMING UP THOUGH: Parisian visitors BOOYAH!!! Maybe I go to Nantes again!!! Going to Australia in March 10 via Singapore WOOHOO!!!

Which will all go to heal the shame of being a Throwawayfuck all for the sake of a pair of TOPSHOP shoes. Bwwwaaarrrfghhh.

xx Lektrogirl

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But probably will.

Yesterday was pretty cool. There was a man with one arm playing guitar in the tube station and he played why I know as "The Opening Them To CSI Miami" and you probably know as some song by The Who. It gave me CHILLS. Then I got home and had some homemade chicken soup that was a little over salted but I almost felt quite jolly! Then I went to the shop to buy some orange juice and I put the plastic bag on the table with the glass bottle in it. Little Hobart jumped up onto the table, missed and pulled the plastic bag down onto her self smashing glass and OJ everywhere. She came to no harm thank goodness but I was none to thrilled to be mopping my own floor now that I have a cleaner.

xx Lektrogirl

Wednesday, 21 October 2009


Puyo Puyo always has something to brighten the day!

xx Lektrogirl

Monday, 19 October 2009


Even with the weekend misery, there was plenty of respite

I was hanging out with London's coolest 7 year old kids who thought I was okay to make pirate maps with, play kerrplunk with, play hide and seek with, try and work my nerves by wrestling after bed time [but I remember the day Roy came into Shop at Maison B and used 'the voice of doom' and I tried it and it worked] and then had breakfast in bed with Pippa the next day.

For more on the lives of the Brooks Lee Jones family, you can always visit here

xx Lektrogirl

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Saturday, 17 October 2009


I cant even speak

Tuesday, 13 October 2009



Dream, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

This is an old picture from when I was in Paris last and probably already on the blog somewhere.

I am so tired. I so want to be in bed.

xx Lektrogirl


la familia., originally uploaded by sfgirlbybay.

The walls of my council flat are never growing, but the collection of stuff I have in it is. I wish I had the space to grow a family by the sea like this woman.

I have almost reached maximum capacity.

But there is still shit shoved everywhere as Dora my cleaner will attest. My one dream is for a bigger house with bigger windows. I tired to convince myself that if I could find software to play the card game Briscola to download last night I would find eternal happiness. But it only lasted half an hour.

I suppose really I don't need to start a family by the sea side collection. As we all know I would rather they had some kinds of disfiguring diseases as well. I found in my papers the other day some wonderful pictures of horrible nipples I had collected from somewhere and didn't find a frame for yet. Ahhh for pleasant weekend activities.

Oh and I think I could always squeeze a bit of room in if I found another hairdressing sign like this one:

We all know God is able. But is he ready and willing?

And wouldn't it be confusing if God is Abel. Cause then who would be Cain?

I have to get ready for work, boozing tonight, boozing tomorrow, day off, ladies gang dinner and I have to think up some way of turning delivering a fully spa treatment with body scrubs soaks and massages into an interesting game for two 7 year olds [Joe and Duke] before Saturday night cause I think sure as hell I am gonna need it.

xx Lektrogirl

Friday, 9 October 2009


Last night drinking with the tailors has totally ruined me for tonight so at the last minute I am scrabbling together a dessert for the exclusive adult invitation dinner I am going to in a bit to learn how to cook pasta. Booze again I am sure. And tomorrow after another night of fire I will be paying the price. Live by the sword, etc etc etc.


xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 6 October 2009


And probably driven myself a little crazy listening to Wong Chi Wai over and over. I hope he is joking with that suit! And let me guess, that isn't him break dancing with the glitter balaclava?

xx Lektrogirl

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Monday, 5 October 2009


Dressed like all the girls at Work It / Top Nice / Real Gold etc, but with a face 100 times more beautiful.

xx Lektrogirl

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The weather has changed.

xx Lektrogirl

Sunday, 4 October 2009


Caviar, champagne, mussels, framboise, home made mure confiture, macarons, marche aux puces, champignons, projectile vomit baby, pine nut caramel, a nespresso machine - what else, ohbah dit donc, inflateable big ben. And me in bed in the mountain room staring out the skylight. Its great to be on holiday.

Xx Lektrogirl

Thursday, 1 October 2009


And a whole lot more of this work!!

xx Lektrogirl