FAR TOO EARLY

I don't know how it happened but we ended up at the Airport far too soon. on the way, the Cardinal was allowed to make one 'Your Boyfriend' call about a guy with a long walking sticks and a number of dilly bags about his person. He reminded me very much of The Magician in Hamburg. Any, my boyfriend had a mate - some black guy with a totally bandaged chin and cross eyes so Philippa won't be spending the night alone...

It has to be said: If I was trying to beat the world record on have sex with the most number of people at once - we can't remember her name - I certainly would NOT pick Switzerland as the country to try it out in. The men for the most part are rough. And the word for the women is definitely 'rugged'. Often the question 'Is that a man or woman?' springs to mind, but that is also something I ask my reflection...

Though got to say - when you spot a hottie in The Little Big City, he's certainly a fucking banger. Today have a pit stop ONE GUY came in that made us look to see what kind of hair he had under his beanie. Errr Diet Coke Break anyone? I was a bit disappointed tho cause when he spoke in English he sounded like The Terminator (he and his friends moved into our seats when we left.) I could almost guarantee too that he was a graphic designer or architect and Swiss and therefor by default totally boring. At least that is what I am telling myself.

It has been a funny weekend cause Zurich is like a second home for me, and I was here with my old time friends. Also on my mind has been the gorgeous recent friend I have made who has gone off to Australia and it is coming up to Christmas.

Xx Lektrogirl

EARLY SUNDAY

I'm showered and dressed already still thinking of the horrors of the night before and too much food... Not sure if I need breakfast - definitely don't want to see another wurst for a few months. Even so, the Cardinal and I are off to Migros to stock up on chocolates, biscuits - deodorant in my case cause the one I like is only sold in Germanic countries - roesti and what have you. Such is life.

What I didn't bother telling you about, because it seemed too tragic to be doing it in the twilight of your 35th year, was I let Lee strap me to the bed while the Cardinal had to be held back by Abs - the Cardinal's face was as cute as Chuckie at the time - cause she wanted to flip the bed back into the wall. that didn't happen thank Allah. But the did take pictures which I hope NEVER surface and if they do, there will be serious retaliation. I for one will be wishing I suffocated Philippa with the Sprungli bag in her sleep.

Xx Lektrogirl

THE GAME

The Cardinal and I after a moments reckoning have totally called faynets on the 'Your Boyfriend' game and the 'Thay You In 20 Years' game because there is just to much material here with human horror shows that it would totally absorb our whole holiday. There has been a few good 'Did You Put That There?' burns with shop window displays but again - to much raw material. One wig shaken in a shoe box after another on every mannequin down the Bahnhoffstrasse.

It was a long and great day with brekki at Gloria's, visiting Galleries, Migros, Old Town, Coffee and Cake, a power nap then dinner at Zum Kropf where we all ate too much food and had to cut our Saturday night short cause we were all going to puke from overeating. Possibly the best mixed salad on earth there.

I'm having such a great time. It's just what I needed.

Xx Lektrogirl

MAYOR'S SWORD

I'm in Zeughauskeller mit Cardinal und Ich moechte ein piece of kalbe und spaetzel or something like that. Yerrr.

At another table, they are eating a 'Mayor's Sword' which is actually a giant kebab thing served on a real sword. A metre of pork on a sword. YGM?

Xx Lektrogirl

CANNING TOWN

What a miserable place that looks like it was built to be the set to a movie someone makes about me called 'Her Love Life'.

Xx Lektrogirl

YERRRRR

4KIlV, originally uploaded by crossthisoff.

So basically in a sea of shitsville, today was pretty awesome because of the highlights. I narrowly escaped Quorn Curry for lunch sitting in a drizzly park and had a nice sandwich and a coffee instead and had - I can't think of a nice word that makes me sound totally gay and wearing cricket whites but - DELIGHTFUL lunch date with someone. And I went to kiss on the cheek and got a kiss on the lips - much better. THEN when I was sitting on my own at dinner tonight in my regular place sandwiched between the whinging office girls who were talking about having to make Power Point presentations and asking each other if someone is marriage material [errr... Cardinal... we don't sound like that do we?] and the whinging other boyf/girlf couple clutching their Carnaby St sales planner guide thing from Grazia magazine complaining that the dry dish wasn't dry enough, that they had complained at work about something 20 times and they still couldn't get the message through and ergh the clothes were cheap I REALISED I DID A GOOD JOB THIS WEEK, I'M GOING TO ZURICH TOMORROW and IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY.

I love Zurich. Yerrrr HERE I COME.

xx Lektrogirl

Untitled, 2003 by Tara Donovan.
Styrofoam cups and hot glue.

I nicked this off the Cardinal's Flickr cause it is kind of how I feel. The song she has for it is Maximum Joy Searching For A Feeling but I think I am more hmmm...

Sorry for the ugly shit thing and lack of proper mix tape here. I will make something properly later.

In fact I'm almost ashamed to leave this post as it is, but I'm thinking about other things.

I always listen to this song though when I want to have a quiet mind before I go to sleep. I don't like any other Kelley Polar I heard though, just this song.

sgkhslkgn

BLOG THIS PHOTO

, originally uploaded by Least Wanted.

Wicked.

In other news, I would describe my look as Lady Di on Acid today. Blue patent leather boots, green tights, white checked Fletcher Jones skirt [hiya Caz], Broderie Anglaise blouse with pie crust collar, mustard cardigan and a peacock print silk scarf in all those colours around my neck like a bow tie. At the moment I am quite pleased with myself. By mid afternoon I will catch myself in the mirror and thing "Who the fuck let you out today?"

xx Lektrogirl

MUSSELS

Mussels, originally uploaded by drphotography.

10 years old and a great memory. I love you Rat! x

A LESS REGULAR BLOGGER

I blog less cause I have a life, but not a life that is really worth blogging about. But it is because finally I am 'doing something' much to the relief of those who hated my blog cause I would write incessantly about all the nothing I was doing, tiling, drinking, watching TV, checking out YouTube and gossiping. Now I have 'got a life' I don't have time for all the fun stuff [though I can buy new shoes whenever I want and a Sonia Rykiel BIJOUX keyring - not the crappy SONIA by Sonia Rykiel - on my lunch break cause I was feeling blue and didn't need to check my bank balance] and do nothing all day. I like doing nothing.

Today / tonight of having a life involved a really crappy day when a co-worker's employment ended, then going out with Lord Fauntleroy and making him squirm for the time he called me a racist Australian. We had a good time though cause I got to tell him all my gossip and he told me his. I had the macaroni cheese [again] at the place I went with once with Mrs V and Covvo on Old Compton Street but can't remember the name.

Valeria and I have been approached for an interview for lameatnames.com now for some German DVD project thing. And Lord Fauntleroy and I talked about a different kind of site structure - something that The Web Stalker also mentioned to me as well.

God I'm talking boring shit now - my head is really just swimming around listening to that track by Kelley Polar "A Feeling Of The All-Thing"

xx Lektrogirl

IT'S LATE

I've left you for a while and now I'm here I am too tired to write anything.



Half a bottle of Miller's Gin gone by my own doing having shared it first with Nathaniel and continuing with a midnight booty call**. I tell you - the only thing that gave me a headache was the alcoholic 'chinotto' that the Cardinal and I concocted while painting her kitchen over the weekend.



While I slept it off, on and off, through out the day, I dreamt of these sweet treats that C-Dogg had cooked.



And who knows - another My Love Life picture...

Watched episode 7 of Season 9 CSI tonight. The stupid miniature killers witch was in it again, there was a really shit sideline story with Nick Stokes and Hodges working together - MAKING BUDDIES - I suppose now that Warrick Brown is no longer with us, and another pathetic story with Jim Brass and some twat avenging her father's death. What I really wanted to know is DID LADY HEATHER and GRISSOM FUCK THE SNOT OUT OF EACH OTHER AT THE END OF EPISODE 5??!! I wonder if they have sex, would Lady Heather let him cum inside of her. Or even cum at all? I'm sorry Sarah Sidle to even bring these questions to light but I never liked your posture.

So tired.

xx Lektrogirl

** You know that isn't what I think.

ON THE REGULAR

I'm at the place where I usually have dinner when I have nothing else to do and there are usually just lonely old men here. Tonights there are loads of people in shirts and v-neck sweaters of both sexes.

A guy started messaging me on Facebook. He has a smiley face. It has been a good distraction at work. I have passed the details on to the Cardinal for review - she is a top quality web researcher (stalker) and if there is anything more to come up with other than his own website, Flickr and his gaming review profiles she'll find it. Fuck - what if he finds this and thinks I'm a weirdo? Well better sooner rather than later I guess.

How I roll:
Off to Zurich next week and off to Stockholm again two weeks later. Maehahehah... Let's see how much trouble I will get into. Also Val n I are getting pics together for the next Faund magazine.

Oh dinner is here. Laterzzz

Xx Lektrogirl

ROTTEN

Rotten, originally uploaded by drphotography.

DANCE FAIL

OMG why didn't I think of looking this up before?



FAIL WEBSITE

xx Lektrogirl

GOOD MORNING

Saints at the Fence, originally uploaded by tetheredto.

They started photographing men. What a delight.

xx Lektrogirl

COMIC BAKERY

Oh yeah and I wanted to mention this site cakefarts.com that Manara sent me this morning.

That one is for you Mum.

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. And I got my period about 15 minutes ago. How can I tell one of my best friends I got all worked up and had a 'talk' then deleted him all over some fucking PMT without looking like some EMO loser?! I guess I will wait a couple weeks and make up some other excuse... God. >>>!!HH!!MM!!LL<<<

WHEN IS THERE A DRY SPELL?

I walked back from dinner and he said "Some people are just destined to spend their lives single." I was laughing and crying with snot and tears down my face I begged him to stop and he said that it was just how it is sometimes. I couldn't even walk any more and cried and said "This year has been so so horrible. Please stop. I can't bare it." And kept laughing too. Someone else said I was emotionally incontinent.



My mother called and told me she had read my blog the other day. Before she went on I had to hold the phone away from my ear and shout "No no no please don't tell me you've read it. You can read it if you want but I don't want to hear what you have to say about it." Which turned into a big conversation about how on evening at the dinner table she sat their with my sister quoting sections of my diary they found back to me with great hysterics between the two. I was so ashamed. I wanted to die. So it must come as no great surprise then that after that my boundaries on public and private are totally fucked.



I heard some great gossip stories this weekend. I was really laughing hard. I also found some BRILLIANT material for the Sex Attack video.

CHOKING LAUGHING

If I ever feel sad again I know who's video to watch.

xx Lektrogirl

TEENAGE LIFE

OMG lolled me out. "Hello... I'm in my room... where u at?"

MAXIMUM BLONDE MEN

Îîîî, originally uploaded by Dimidruzia2008.

QUEENS OF CANNSTATT & THE BOBBY

Queens of Cannstatt & The Bobby, originally uploaded by roglokacidparty.

In black is my friend Olia at the Wii Championships that were played at the Merz Acadmie recently. From what Drx said, he and his little son Juirj made the semi final!

I think Olia looks pretty good even though she is not wearing anything I gave her...

xx Lektrogirl

100% FIKA

I'm sitting in milkbar feeling the coffee time vibes and chillin 2 the maximum.

I've been laughing to myself cause Cory called his latest exhibition 'Adult Contemporary' which is a style Paul coined when describing Pippa's old band All About Eve Babitz. Cory & Paul / Simon & Garfunkle (is that who I mean?) / John & Paul. All the greats.

I watched today how the boiler fixer man fixed the boiler. I will do it myself next time. It was a 20 second job. Working out CSS shits is more complicated and giving me a headache but I challenge myself to sort it. I also feel like some major DIY coming on this weekend - I have my porn movie drive in posters to pick up from the picture framer tomorrow.

Xx Lektrogirl

GENERAL REPORT

This morning on the way to work I happily counted a variety of dog shits on the pavement and a screwed up used sanitary towel and watched one woman tip a steaming kettle of boiling water on her doorstep and wipe a jay cloth over the wet patch with her foot - poo or vomit i dont know.

Now I am in Chisou a Japanese restaurant drinking Midori and Soda - really a summer time drink - about to eat what looks like is going to be banging!!! All the plates and bowls are so elegant and delicate. In complete contrast to my morning walk.

Xx Lektrogirl

MY LOVE LIFE

My Love Life, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

2 SIDES

Питер 07/11/2008, originally uploaded by im_foto.

START TO THE DAY

It is a bright morning, conducive to bright spirits and a skip in your step. I still got to work and sank into my chair a bit HMLing. Whatever. That is just how it is. Then my camera and knickers arrive from Stockholm - one I left on the dining room table - it would be up to you to guess which. So I got to take some pictures out the window from my office. There is a beautiful church with free concerts and all sorts. It makes me want to attend the services some times.

Then I had a call, and the voice said at the other end "It's Antony." I couldn't think who the fuck it was. Until he said "The cab driver." Antony Price, menswear designer to Brian Ferry and Duran Duran and I have a little joke about his mini cab driver dress sense. Apparently Nick Rhodes advised Antony to buy a Mac back in the day and Antony regrets doing so, and requires me to come and have a look at it. So come Sunday, Antony, who tells me that I am the mind of a man trapped in the body of a woman and have the same kind of behaviour as Yasmin Le Bon, will be cooking me a roast chicken while I inspect the innards of his computer with Max Karie and I guffawing at Antony's hilarious stories. Shit - I should have told Antony I wanted gravy and not apple sauce which is what Max always asks for. That is something mega to look forward too.

xx Lektrogirl

NIGHT NIGHT

koala bear asleep, originally uploaded by jamie mckerral.

CANT THINK OF A TITLE

Well I saw tonight that he had jeans that were 34 / 32 but there was a cuff well one and half inches and the legs were still too long. He needs shorter jeans.

I was drinking Baileys and Gin and Tonic. When I got in the cab, it was again a coconut hell.

She made a really smart observation when she said "Why is it when you go to hipster parties, the girls all look really amazing, but hipster guys look like fucking dregs." It is true. London hipster guys are pretty square root of nothington. There are a few bangers. I think that is why I like nerds so much - they wear practical clothing.

MY LOVE LIFE

HEARTBEAT

, originally uploaded by sannah kvist.

REFLEXXIONS

This morning on the way to work, some stupid slag sneezed right on my hand while i played golf solitare on my nokia e71. There was no wet stuff but i flinched and grimaced never the less. you know what slag bag did? She just looked at me and SMILED. What a scrag end with her hair not even parted properly and doughy face and horrid shoes that looked like bouncy castles.

Later i got off the tube on oxford st and made my way through the pissing rain and puddles fulls of paper pulp trying to look elegant and nonplussed by the vulgarity of the weather.

It wasnt until i got to the corner where the man with the tattooed legs usually stand and sells the big issue i smiled cause someone had made a sign on a piece of brown card and tied it to a lamp post 'smile its monday!!!!'

Xx lektrogirl

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

Michèle's 30th birthday, originally uploaded by LIEVEN SEGERS.

This picture looks a little bit like who I imaging I'm talking to when I wish for stuff or have to think things over in a serious way. Or when my heart is hurting and I need help to straighten things out.

xx Lektrogirl

DEM BOYZ

FRUIT FROM THE INTERNET TREE

From Anne Laplantine:



Exactly how I feel right now.

From Martin Teodor Kraepelien [he is another one of the guys from Appareil]:



Also exactly how I feel right now.

And back to Anne:



WICKED

SWALLOWED A STONE

So Sarah and Grissom are no longer together, their relationship withered as he couldn't make up his mind. Now Grissom is in Lady Heather's upstairs bedroom asking her to stay. As painful as they are, stories of breaking hearts, lust and longing and dreams that never come true are so attractive to me. And I guess why I end up in the world of lost loves with a pair of kiddies knickers on my dining room table and my heart feels like I swallowed a stone.



That is why I am so in love with some of the pictures I collect for lameatnames.com which I am relieved to say is now back online.



Tomorrow I will continue on my picture framing mission. I have pictures of cancers and illustrations of eruptive fevers from antique books, gems and flowers, naked ladies and drive in porn movie posters. I am looking forward to the next lot of London guests who may come my way. I will also put together a proposal for a video that I would like to make for Appareil for their song "Sex Attack" [which I have blogged about before].

Also in other news: Drx, Role Model and I have all swapped Wii numbers. We can swap Mii's... I only have two Mii's at the moment, me and my boyfriend who is a black guy called Wasteman. I made him tall and skinny like Snoop Dogg.

And this from harriet_the_spy is worth a note.


Trying To Start A Meme

What's the oldest item of clothing you own? I've had this PJ top since I was nine or ten and watched my breasts develop under its thin cotton M&S comfort: 'Take It Easy' you sheep.

I will get around to doing this one day only I feel disadvantaged cause my really old stuff is at home in Australia and probably in Mum's polishing rag basket by now. I'm sure to have some old NIKE tops from when I was in my Sporty Spice phase though if I dig deep enough. To elucidate on the Sporty Spice phase: It was actually when I was going to Rephlex Raves "back in the day" wearing things like neon pink Speedo swimming costume with a massive zipper down the back, combat trousers, a red Helmut Lang tulle vest and giant Nike trainers back in 1996. And made up like a cosmetic counter exploded in my face.

xx Lektrogirl

BY A THREAD

Oh dear Allah, not feeling so hot today although my look fucking ROCKS. Leather boots, soft pleated a bit Fletcher Jones skirt, A.P.C. sweater and white collar blouse. So for as prim and proper that I look, just to let you all know I feel like dying inside. Not only that, the shop is cold and damp. I'm freezing.

I've 'enjoyed' the morning so far by updating websites, working on lameatnames etc etc and it seems that I am not the only one rocked by Internet industry. Mr Chips / Philip Thompson has now started a photo blog with his amazing work. He just keeps getting better and better. Valeria tells me that she wants to move to Jaywick because of his pictures. So please if you are cold and just not feeling it today, you can look at PHILIP THOMPSON'S PHOTOS here.

Pippa has promised that she will come in around 2.30 with a coffee. I swear - instant death if she is late. Struggling to go on. Shit and I just remember some weird dreams from the few hours sleep I had.



Well well well what have we here? This guy is a photographer I met who is still struggling with the Nokia E60 phone that takes 3 minutes to send a text. We spent quite a while discussing 3, texting, cameras etc. He is going to get an E71 because it has a camera. I told him the camera was bullshit cause it was only 3 megapixels but he didn't seem to mind. He was more thrilled he could take a picture and upload it immediately. Tyrone took the pics for the lastest Doctor Marten's campaign which I saw every morning on the way to work cause they were on the phone box I walked past, until the "DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DONKEY PUNCH IS?" posters replaced them. He has no body piercings or tattoos, clean even teeth, is 6'3" at least and a lovely smile, is employed. I don't know his current relationship status, but this isn't always important. God, I hope if he ever sees that he realises I'm only being semi serious.



Here is my desk in my office. There is just my desk in my office. And my office is a little room in a bigger room with two offices in it. I walk into my office, sit at my desk, look out the window at the big church, drink my latte [or make a tea if I was running late and didn't have time to stop], wait for my computer to start up, day dream for about two minutes, then work. I love job. I love joke. I love Sex Attack. That is a song. By Appareil.

xx Lektrogirl

WASTEMAN ALERT

The great thing about my phone is, when I'm pissed and wandering about town or on my way home, the opportunity to blog relieve me of the temptation to start drunk texting. I jist want to chat with everyone and tell them I miss them and for the world to be friends like Obama got elected every day. Texans get excused because Nick Stokes from CSI is from there.

Tomight was TopNice with Complexxion playing. I love him. Total babe and we got to hold hands. But only for a moment... DON'T MAKE ;E DELETE IT!!

I also feel loads better after talking throught stuff with someone who is one of the dearest to my heart. I'm so lucky to know him. And what's more, he's an amazing fuck. There have been a few, but... Yeah... Definite top 5.

In other pseudosexual news, I spoke with Chris - the new host - in the US and lameatnames will be back online soon. Total dude. He told me I was a babe. Yerrrr. YGM!

Who wants to come and have some time over Christmas with me? I'm gonna be alone this year and I want to have home stuff in my flat, but it would be nice to have a visitor.

Xx Lektrogirl

TOO SMALL

Finally divorce!!!!, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

A pathetic size picture of an event of minimal size but megalith relief for this mind of mine.

xx Lektrogirl

MAIL TODAY

MAIL TODAY, originally uploaded by Lektrogirl.

So I made it to the post office at last and here is what I found.

I laughed and laughed and laughed. I love the German sense of humour.

I tell you though - I can't wait for a package from Sweden with my camera in it. I am fucking HATING the camera on my phone. So substandard and below what I deserve...

xx Lektrogirl

DINNER WITH THE GIRLS

Guys - this is a real girls post so maybe look away.

Ends again in a fucking hangover... WHY?!

Cocktails at The Diner. Which aren't even that great - but I like the Fame and Fortune and the close proximity to my work. So two of those with Lee and a long wait for our table and for The Cardinal to show her face. IN THE SAME DRESS I BOUGHT LAST WEEK and wore on my dinner date with The Swede. We laughed cause our Venn Diagram doesn't often cross with clothes. We can never pick outfits for each other. Lee was wearing a shirt I had seen tho. And Abbie was wearing a great cardigan. Which turned out to be Lee's.

DEHESA
25 Ganton Street
London
Tel: 0207 494 4170

Server: Viola
Table: 15/1
Guests: 3 [which actually became 5]

Pittacum Bottle 29.50 [INCREDIBLE red!!]
Palacio / Glass 3.95
Padron Peppers 3.75 [Cardinal and I felt the pain!]
Boquerones 3.25 [Felt sorry I had to share]
Spanish Hams 8.75
Pork Belly 6.25 [the Cardinals fave]
Crispy Squid 5.75 [prefer Yauatcha truth be known]
Gnocchi x2 8.00
Sour Dough 2.50
Nastro x 3 8.85
Cod Croquette 4.75
3 Manchegos 7.25
Santigo Tart 5.00
Roast Pear 5.00

Subtotal 103.35
Gratuity 12.79
Total 116.14

Thank you for your custom.
Please visit us again soon.
www.dehesa.co.uk
VAT: 853 644 215


This was my desert. Roast Pear, Honeycomb, Lavender Ice Cream. Don't cry cause I didn't share it with you.

LAST ORDERS

I'm am as romantic as FK said I was. Only I try not to let anyone see. But sometimes I catch myself out.

In other news, Still not divorced.

WE HAVE CONTACT

I'm sitting in Tierra Brindisa salivating over the prospect of razor clams totally exhausted, cried three times today and if I had the energy it would have been more. Anticipation of things good and bad, waiting, the horrid girl hormones you experience after banging someone and coming back down from euphoria with a thud, wondering if you can tell secrets any more, the angst assoviated with wondering why and the stress trying to pretend you don't care.

So far I can report the tortilla is a banger and the beetroot and blue cheese awesome. Fuck clams are here. Next level. GTG.

And Mrs Kipling I MISS YOU A LOT

Xx

A MAN'S LIFE

Me.
Hard day at the office.
Had to shut the door on the hormonal women.
Stay late to make up.
Alone in a lonely Thai restaurant having Laab Gai and a beer.
Gagging to get home and play Wii.
Wearing men's GAP jeans.
It's a man's life.

Xx Lektrogirl

PRACTICAL USAGE OF EMOTICONS

Practical usage of emoticons, originally uploaded by MRTHOMASWHITEHEAD.

I tell you I wish that there was some more of this kind of vibe going round today.

In other news I have Wii arm from playing boom blox in bed last night and it was difficult carrying my Marni bag into work. I stopped for a soya chai latte on the way [SATC LOL] and the barista totally fluffed the order. I couldn't stop laughing and asked him if he had a late night or an early morning. He said it was a good question. I saw the back of his neck and he had a giant pimple there not unlike some of the videos I have post on my blog previously and there was a white head appearing. This in itself didn't ruin the lovely moment we had together as we laughed and joked our way into the morning. And when he winked at me told me to have a nice day and see me tomorrow I knew I was just moments away from getting upsized latte's for life. I stopped off back in there to pick up my lunch and he was out the back in the kitchen. He came out for a moment and I could see that the heat of the toasting machines and grease was really giving the pimple on his neck a real leg up. I will be sure to check it in the morning and report back. It may burst in the shower!

After getting my life in check with the Cardinal last night - she is very good and sorting out the here and now's for me, I got a beautiful email from my spiritual advisor who is wonderful for sorting out big picture emotional traumas of the heart. She fixed something for me in one sentence. Then, I spoke with Madame on the phone on the way to buy a pair of leather gloves - and speaking to her is sometimes like talking to myself but with a few years extra wisdom. Ahh... wonderful. Finally, I need to check in with my friend who is just like me 12 years ago. And that is how my life goes round.

I am looking forward very much to Zurich at the end of the month. But not so much to Christmas this year. Last night I had dreams all about getting divorced and an ex who had bought a wig which was as poorly manufactured 'hair' as the hair that gets sticked on cheap plastic dolls. His new girlfriend was French and as stupid as they come. Even he thought so. I just got more and more angry. Then I woke up really early cause I needed to piss.

Okay - lunch break over. The world of big business back knocking at my door.

xx Lektrogirl

MIDLIFE CRISIS

Swf wltm M equally desperate. not fussy about a s l. Good a n o levels, like wii n long walks in the country. But prefer 2 sit an home n play n maybe have sex not important either. Must have own nunchuck n be competitive. Gsoh a must.
Actually there are a lot of 1 player games. So dont worry.

But seriously... Finally in bed with the lights out listening to the light rain and the neighbours fucking.

Will deal with lameatnames.com tomorrow. Can anyone walk round to the postal office at Hornsey Road for me? I have a super mysterious package waiting for me and I have no clue what it is only that it is from someone special and they are keen for me to get it. I will report back in detail on this. It isn't oysters or underpants so I can't think what it could be. I love getting things in the mail.

Xx Lektrogirl

SINGLE LADIES

And I keep meaning to say, I actually love this song and video.

I had a whole lot more to say, but The Cardinal called and we had some intense girl chats where I cried and laughed and generally felt good about the world and put my life back into perspective: that is I must finish this internet shits for the night and go an plug my new Wii in.

xx Lektrogirl

BERLIN DEPRESSION

So I have made a little video to go with an old old song from am old old boyfriend of mine Antoine Catala. He is an artist now that I have taught him everything I know [LOL] and he has made some great work. At the moment, he is in Pittsburg working on some exhibition with other people in it like Jacob my buddy from Paperrad

And there I was thinking I had a weird weekend. I just heard a very beautiful love story from a male friend who ended up sucking the dick of an Arab in a park at 3am after getting drunk. But he didn't make the guy cum so the Arab got violent and pushed him, my friend fell and hurt his shoulder.

I have the best friends in the whole whole world.

A while ago I was kissing a man and I told him that he was a great kisser. He told me "So are you - but you should be with all the practise you have had." My friends know me and I love them for it. But yerrr... what he didn't know was that the way he kissed me made me forgot all the others.

I have the best friends in the whole whole world.

And recently I have been in touch with a lot of old friends. And I really like them. I feel like I really lost the way the last couple of years, but now I feel back in touch. And I want my old friends to meet my few new special friends because I know that it would be one big massive good times chill out vibes to the maximum totally bubble.

I have the best friends in the whole whole world.

xx Lektrogirl

BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

I can't concentrate on anything properly today. I have about 6 applications open getting my work done trying to keep up with everything and listening to some bangers from TTC and DJ Guy. I walked out of my bosses office to hear blaring from my office "Big Pussy... Big Bitch..." Thankfully no clients or candidates in. But my head is bouncing around and I just want to get back home onto my sofa and watch Law And Order etc. So tragic. I will also spend a moment doing a Sainsbury's online shop etc. 35 and what a life.

Anyway soon 36! Can you imagine! So immature. The best way to be. With Stockholm behind me [except for the jar of salted liquorice on my desk just like Johan's] I am now looking forward to Zurich like you wouldn't believe. I CAN'T WAIT.



In other news, I am missing Nixon. All the girls in the office love him too. They all want to be his girlfriend. He is the same colour as liquorice and just as lovely.

MINE

There are some things that I just can't tell because they are all mine things and I don't want to share them with you. But take Bryan Adams instead. It's a banger.

I'm stupidly tired and I can want to sleep and be alone with my dreams.

Tomorrow, I will worry about lameatnames.com - I have been approached by many different people - even a company who wants to assist because they think I can help them with amateur porn on the iPhone. Yeah big business.

I have two friends with a crisis each and I must assist them - one can't cook and the other one can't fuck someone cause she love him too much [a generalisation].

xx Lektrogirl

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RIDE LIKE THE WIND

I don't know if I feeling like laughing, crying, fucking or fighting. I'm surprised and happy and wonder how it is life can be so good and good. It's great to be able to tell some one you love them and not have to worry about a single thing.