HEARTBROKEN

"7YG and Do It are united in our hatred."

Do you think they have a little cubby house over the back fence where they became blood brothers and swore an oath before burning home for tea on their bikes?

And yeah man, I am a loser.

xx Lektrogirl

Dinner Date

I just had a romantic candle lit dinner in the back garden with Philippa Cardinal and her blind cat who has some disease like syphilis. Honestly I think I was falling for that cat, but even he wasn't interested.

Yo - if Philippa ever invites you over for dinner you better go. She is a great cook. No Homo.

The only place that is better for food in London is the restaurant Arbutus on Frith Street. So ASBO-D - I heard the more awful I am to you the more you like it. You can always ask me out to dinner if you want. Here is the number for the restaurant to make a booking: 020 7734 4545 and you are paying. I'm too cheap to even get a divorce.

xx Lektrogirl