TWO CAKES - YGM

Left - Philippa's coconut three layered sponge cake. DELICIOUS!!
Right - Sara's Victoria sponge with musical candle with glitter icing. INCREDIBLE!!


Cheers to me and the beautiful cake we are about to eat!!


If the truth be told, Hamburg's answer to Beyonce had been drinking Kir Royales for breakfast at Balans with Nameless.


This was my Duck and Puy Lentil dinner. It was delicious.


And here are two of the better behaved dinner companions that joined me - the rest were screaming animals all over The Star!! Joe and Duke I think really had a good time with Alex's son Harry and some boy they met called Jake.


Look at all that gorgeous hair! We could make wigs for a load of people!
AND WATCH OUT HAMBURG!! WE ARE HITTING YOUR SOIL 6TH DECEMBER 2007. THIS TIME THE PLATINUM PUSSY IS BRINGING A POSSEE!!


I wish Carrie was coming.


Here is me and Dal. We have a deep spiritual love. Unfortunately it will never bloom into anything else cause he told me I need to grow a dick.

Thanks everyone for the gazillion birthday messages this year!! I LOVE YOU!!

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. I just got AIM airpie from Sara Manara cause she told me that Faggatronix are working on their new mix of hits for '07. I CAN'T WAIT to hear it.

My Regular Life

Jennifer Juniper - you gotta view her shit hot blog layout here - AWESOME. Drx - I know you will love it for real.


This video is for Jennifer Juniper and my friend underneath being squashed by the weight of this post.

Report from my life:


Yesterday Max I were working together doing his personal taxes. He must hate it - I'm pulling out receipts saying "Are you seriously telling me you spend £360 on a bottle of wine!!" And he is rushing over in a panic saying "Oh no... that is Hong Kong Dollars." We both sigh with relief.


Later on, Pippa and I meet up in the Coach and Horses to have a glass of blush [wait for the hand movements] IN THE CURVY BOTTLE. Paul also met up with us there and I tried to talk him into a pint of prawns but he wasn't having it. He had a bacon baguette instead. We ended up at the wedding party for Jonathon and his partner I think the name is James. They had got married in the same place as Paul and I. At this wedding party though was the most incredible potato salad. We ate a mountain of it between the three of us and drank champagne. Paul and I came back to my house, I got ready for the DJ Assault party and we went to Paul's studio to pick up his records. Next thing I know I said "What time is it Paul?" I'd passed out there fully made up and woken up at 2.30am. Suffice to day, I never got to show DJ Assault my ass and titties. And I haven't heard from Prancehall and ASBO D if they liked the new flyer I made for their party and posted round MySpace but A LOT of people told me they loved it.


And if getting pissed with Pippa on Saturday wasn't enough we met for lunch with the boys at The Star - the pub at the end of my street. Joe and Duke seem on a bit of a one the last few times I have seen them. Today was no exception, but I took them both on walks around the neighbourhood.

Duke and I saw the Batbike, the Gingerbread Houses - a man even came and talked to us for a bit about them as he was gardening and a cat crossing the road with a giant mouse in his mouth.

Joe and I went to the Snake Park, down the Secret Alley way - where he made spells with his new magic wand on every single dog poo on the way and then back up my street where he peered through my letter box and checked out all my sneakers in the hallway. Then when we got back to the pub, the boys compared notes and decided that each of them would have prefered the others path around my neighbourhood. Typical!!

Tonight Vanished is on again. I read the episodes outline so I already know what is going to happen tonight. I wont say here and ruin it for you. My favourite show is definitely The Shield.

x Lektrogirl

SCRABBLE ASSHOLE

Just back from The Star where Paul and I had dinner and had a game of Scrabble waiting for our orders to arrive. Paul is pretty terrible at Scrabble and he also got dealt some bad letters. A couple of times I helped him out. I also let him put some letters back in the pool and draw more. So he won. And then made out to Prancehall on his stupid new internet phone thing chatting away that he beat my by 50 points as though he was a genius. What an asshole. Even so, it was a chillax evening. The best thing was the dessert we shared - grilled nectarines with amaretto and praline icecream.

Anyway, here is an old story from Switzerland:



xx Lektrogirl