Hi! My name is Lektrogirl and I am a business woman, musician, DJ, internet artist and general new media puppet.
I LOVE THE INTERNET. I collect animated gifs of love hearts, I make web pages. I love food. I miss my Dad who is back home in Tasmania, which is where I used to be from. Now I am from London. Booyah!!!
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Tuesday, 12 May 2009
PREGNANCY DOLLS
Read all about them here at one of my favourite blogs, Morbid Anatomy.
I said I wouldn't post another one of these every again but I couldn't resist. The other night after watching a plethora of cyst videos on YouTube and having Facebook chats with a nice friend, I then when to bed and called my friend for further conversation where he was continuing to watch these videos and describing everything that was happening in them - I was watching these videos by proxy! Oh what a happy heart. Anyway this one sounded SO GOOD that I had to get the link and sure enough it was in my inbox this morning for me to enjoy [I had garlic stuff olives and cherry tomatoes for breakfast with a cup of English Breakfast tea.]
Anyway if you don't have the stomach to be checking out the video above, I will explain briefly that it is someone with a tooth abscess squeezing the bloody puss into her own mouth. It is fucking RANK.
In other news, my big Saturday night was Mr Chips and I making Facebook videos for a number of friends. Apologies to those who received rather weird videos [Mrs Kipling and Cazza for example]
Night night beautiful people. I want to go and have sweet dreams.
This video is not suitable for minors, people who are a bit lightweight, or anyone who cant watch operations on TV.
It is seriously the GROSSEST THING EVER.
Someone's Aunty removed a subcutaneous cyst from the neck of their nephew THEN POST IT ON YOUTUBE. WTF I don't know. After the blackhead video from a few posts ago I was talking it over with someone on AIM and I decided I needed to know what actually a cyst. So I start to check it out. I regret ever searching for this kind of stuff.
* I NEARLY FAINTING WATCHING THIS - I HAD TO GO AND SIT ON THE SOFA WITH MY HEAD BETWEEN MY KNEES NO WORD OF A LIE * THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I EVER HAD TO CLOSE A BROWSER WINDOW [admittedly it was right at the end after they had to tug at the cyst and hack the last bits off with a blade] * 2 GIRLS 1 CUP IS A WALK IN THE PARK If you are too feel woosey already here is the brief synopsis - a Mexican guy with tattoos over his neck has a giant cyst in the back of his neck and balls of stuff that look like chewed up wads of gum come out with every squeeze of the fingers of his loving Aunty. LIKE WADS OF CHEWED UP CHEWING GUM
GROSS GROSS GROSS
Watch with caution.
Not only cause it is gross, but because you may develop an addiction like me to check out more of these kind of videos. I'm not going to post any more on my blog I promise BUT there was one guy who post a video and story about the cyst on his face that he popped, [from his post:] "It ended up getting infected, and my stepdad, who's a doctor, gave me the leftover antibiotics from the dog, cause I don't have any health insurance. They didn't really help and a few days later my face got TOTALLY infected. I could barely open my right eye cause it was so swollen and the muscles in the right side of my face wouldn't work. I ended up with a REALLY bad staph infection, and had to be put on the strongest antibiotics you can get without going to the hospital and getting an IV."
It's here if you really need to see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CaCSPhXZwU
Anyway - this is the last that I will say on the matter. Cause I actually am very squeamish.
Take a look. Where ever you are, whatever city you are in, check my personal recommendations to eat and drink WITH PICTURES. Better than a day old pasty. lektrotour.wordpress.com
She BY LEKTROGIRL / Emma Davidson FROM THE ALBUM 'I LOVE MY COMPUTER' [REPHLEX CAT079]
No Rap No Rock DIRECTED BY NICK PHILLIPS FROM THE ALBUM 'I LOVE MY COMPUTER [REPHLEX CAT079]
Midnight Maglev DIRECTED BY MAPH'S BROTHER FROM THE ALBUM 'I LOVE MY COMPUTER' [REPHLEX CAT079]
Microtel as Lektrolab w/ Paul B. Davis
A LIVE IN TWO WEEK TELETEXT PROJECT WITH DUTCH TELEVISION STATION NOS, BROADCAST COUNTRY WIDE DURING THE ROTTERDAM INTERNATION FILM FESTIVAL 2006.
The Wedding Website - Lektrogirl 2004
AN INTERNET BASED INVITATION/PROJECT THAT PAUL HATED UNTIL IT WON EQUAL FIRST PLACE IN OLIA LIALINA'S 1000$ WEBSITE COMPETITION. COMING SOON: THE DIVORCE WEBSITE