Wednesday, 14 May 2008


Unfortunately, due to the sensitivity of some of the subject matter contained therein, I was forced to XXCENSOREDXX sections of the last email from The G.A.

Takes me 2 and a half hours to s.s.s.* and dress myself each morning, which is why I am typing this note at 11.15 a.m.
Good to hear from you shags, NO I am not really a racist? I remember Ruthy Rare (rahray say) who was a New Zealand Moari and as dark as a fukkin blood sausage, Good fun though, Could play a ujke and sing like a thrush. Only quite little, hard to find in a double bed!!! XXCENSOREDXX XXCENSOREDXX XXCENSOREDXX XXCENSOREDXX?
XXCENSOREDXX XXCENSOREDXX. shove it up yer joompa. Take ma's credit card and extract up to 20$ worth to buy yourself some British fish and chips. (think of me when you eat them!) I will give her my next fortnites allowance to cover your end. I hope to hell you can get a feed of f'n'c' for 20 $?
Yeah I know it must be tough having the imbalance problem. Specially if you got it off my side of the family. My ma and pa were quite a pair of fukkin wonkers during our lives. None of we three boys rarely ebver lived together, nor with our mother and father. We were always farmed out to one relative or another, even not relatives , just people who would take spare kids and bed 'em and feed 'em(like some old tart in Birmingham Mrs Hill) And Mrs Milligann in Renfrew street in Glasgow, et effincetera. Oo cares? that was yesterday and a whole lot of them ago. At least you and Sara spent most of your youth together, din ya?
I expect I was a bit of a pain in the arse. Selling grog and all. No wonder I ended up having a stroke.
I'll get a lottery ticket. We'll win 30 million and I'll come home! We'll live in the best hotel in Londinium! The Dorset? The Ritz? The park bench? Whatever
Luv from yer old fella. XXCENSOREDXX. cHEERS G.A. POPS.XXXX

I wish I could just leave that unXXCENSOREDXX cause it is so hilarious.
FYI - s.s.s. = shit shower shave

And thanks to everyone to wrote to tell me that they like my new video ALL OF MY FOR ALL OF YOU. It is always nice to receive positive vibes. We have all witnessed some odd behaviour from others on this blog of late. But like Lady Sovereign sang [I know - quoting her! YGM! LOLZ - but also kind of fitting]:

"Love me or hate me I'm still an obsession,
Love me or hate me that is the question,
If you love me then THANK YOU
If you hate me then FUCK YOU"

The best thing about that video is one of the garbage men who throws "Sov" in the truck is Jeyjon who used to be in Dead or Alive. NO JOKES.

xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 24 July 2007


Sabrina: Boys Boys Boys

Sorry about that - it is not Sabrina at all but a cover version by the Cheeky Girls which in some ways supercedes the original cause it has the rap. And the dude in it for some reason reminds me of Silverlink. If he got a hair cut...

Sabrina: Sexy Girl

There was always one gay club running in Hobart. At the time I turned 18, it was "La Cage". A stone cave with red glass candles on the table and every so often through the evening, a plate of cheese and cabana was taken around the room. I went here for my 18th birthday and the DJ, Peter, dedicated this song to me "This one is for Emma... You sexy girl..."
I'm pretty sure Roxy will slap me to say I was watching this video and said "Sabrina is dressed just like Roxy!!"

Sabrina: Guys and Dolls

This is the best Sabrina song ever. It includes a saxaphone solo, and those that know me well know that saxaphones only belong in the background of bachelor pads in banking adverts as a room prop, but Sabrina's knockers are so big I can forgive her. It looks like she was trying out some new dance shapes here as well. In this video, there is really an Pete Burns / Dead or Alive look going on here. Compare with the video below:

Max can tell some pretty incredible stories about Dead or Alive - he knew them back in the day and could have gone to Japan as a dancer but he was too young and his parents wouldn't let him.

Max could have been one of these guys climbing the fence!!

And Silverlink could also be Pete Burns here without a hair cut! Woohoo!

Anyway - if you want to borrow any of my Sabrina picture discs or gatefold sleeves or look at the fold out posters you can't. Also, if you wan't to look at every single Dead or Alive 12" I have you can't either. Today I'm tired, crappy and selfish and even left work in a bad mood.

Thank God for Sabrina's bouncing puppies and Pete Burns pre plastic surgery - they always put me in a good mood. None of the brap brap stuff.

xx Lektrogirl

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